Leroy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his monthly check.
He marches straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd REALLY rather would have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his new Mercedes-Benz , and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also will be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
Also, and this is rather awkward to say, but you will also have the assignment, as part of your job, to satisfy her sexual urges.
The daughter is a blond yoga instructor in her mid-20's, and has a very strong sex drive.
Leroy, just plain wide-eyed, said, " OMG, You're shitting me!"
The social worker replied, "Yeah, well...You started it."
He marches straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd REALLY rather would have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his new Mercedes-Benz , and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also will be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
Also, and this is rather awkward to say, but you will also have the assignment, as part of your job, to satisfy her sexual urges.
The daughter is a blond yoga instructor in her mid-20's, and has a very strong sex drive.
Leroy, just plain wide-eyed, said, " OMG, You're shitting me!"
The social worker replied, "Yeah, well...You started it."
