Best wishes and hope you enjoyed you life my friend.because it is over now
Fletchers rule to a good marriage. The women also must win the fight even when you are right,ifnot it will never end.
2 good nights of romance means 10 great nights of sex and on sex you can go to sleep after your done,romance you must hold her till she fall asleep then you can turn on sports center.
when she says don't bother buying me candy and flowers for v-day or easter, well your ass is cooked even if you did buy gold or some other form of rock that she can wear.
it's only my birthday a card and dinner is just fine i don't want a cake,i am trying to lose weight and it will just go to waste. wrong again. because in a fight 5 years later you will here well see how you are 5 years ago on my birthday you didnot even buy me a cake and look what all i do for you.
when she comes home from shopping with the most geek looking shirt she can find and say look honey i thought this would look good on you,thank her try it on and keep it on for the day and even wear it if you go out,then pack it away and she will never say anything about it again,but if you don't every week you will hear why don't you ever wear that nice shirt i bought you,so get the pain done fast and you are in the clear.
when she cooks all day out of some cook book you can't even say the name of don't ask just eat it and chances are very high it will suck have bean sprouts and tofa mixed in with avecados and shit, suck it up give her a big kiss and say that was a very special dinner,because this will happen about 5 times a year,if you bitch about it you will be lucky to get a can of tuna over the next month inless you open it for your self.
and the golden rule and never i say never break this one,don't ever say well my mother never..... like that. that is death to sex and anything for a good month,and one day you will ask for something and out of the blue she will say well go ask your mother to do it because she surely does it better then me:shrug:
enjoy and follow these wills of fletcher and all will go well as can be,which isnot that great,but hey its better then being alone:thefinger
forgot 1 thing lot of sex for the first few months but after that pal you will get it mostley on her terms and her time table,which never is when you want it
good luck and enjoy best to both of you
