What a Day what great day!

Scrapman

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I stopped at the gas station to fill up & grab some coffee. When I pulled in, I noticed a police officer looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I'm thinking, what an idiot, & with the police standing right there!

So I go in and get my coffee and as I'm checking out, I hear someone screaming "look outside!" the woman's arm was on fire!!! She's running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going crazy. Those of us inside, go out and the officer put her on the ground and put the fire out with an extinguisher. After all the craziness,

I start walking to my car and I see the officer putting her in handcuffs. The guy next to me is like, "What the hell?!?" I hang around to see what happens and the guy calls to the officer and asked what in the world were they arresting her for. After all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I shit you not, the officer looked him dead in the eye and said "For waving a firearm.



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Cricket

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Firefighters today rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.

The entire left half of his body was torn off.

He was rushed to the hospital and examined.

The doctors said he was all right.

The nurses said there wasn't much left.
 

william13

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Firefighters today rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.

The entire left half of his body was torn off.

He was rushed to the hospital and examined.

The doctors said he was all right.

The nurses said there wasn't much left.:rimshot

fyp .......................................................................................:0074
 
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