What is the craziest/weirdest thing that either happened to you or you witnessed?

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Not sure I have just one.....


- I saw a girl fall down an entire flight of metal stairs, breaking her forearms, wrist, shin and moved one of her knee caps.

- I was detained by the TSA for having a single .22 round concealed in carry on luggage. At least fifteen officers responded and I was questioned.

- Once saw Nole hit a four iron straight.
 
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My ex wife told me that I didn't have to pay her the last child support payment since I was paying for
my daughter's tuition. That's a fecking miracle!
 
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I was a teenager and the neighborhood kids made a igloo dead of winter. Sky was real blue I remember but cold. Too damn Cold.


so we cover it with water and during the night the water froze.

It was pretty neat.

So one of us friends had a smoke bomb he had got from someone.

So he thought it would be a good idea for all 4 of us to go inside the igloo and light the smoke bomb. We all seemed to somehow agree it was doable.

Someone got a lighter and in we went , and fit snugly like bugs in a rug.

The smoke bomb was lit and at first it seemed like no big deal. But then the oxygen began to run out and we couldn't see shit. The smoke was a thick black. Whoever made it put extra sulphur in it so it stank like fart.

Our first reaction was to stand up and push that thing apart and get some air. And that would have been a great decision but for some unknown reason we were making it like a tomb. A ice tomb.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.


I must admit my reaction to get out of that igloo was keen.

But somehow I ended up the third one out the only door.

KOD was almost killed. That's the point.


I think that's why I have trust issues.
 
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The Democrats screwing Bernie Sanders to hoist the Old Crooked Sea Hag to the top of their ticket...:mj07:


Actually, another comes to mind....

Surviving a walk thru the Block long, Hong Kong fish market...1987

You could smell it 3 blocks away....brother in law bet me dinner, I could not walk thru it and not vomit.

Gosh, it was vile, all those slimey, smelly critters waiting in baskets to become dinner. I saw un-imaginal sea creatures such as Sea Toads the size of soccer balls, foot long gnarly teethed shrimp like things.....on and on.

I later got the deluxe dinner, Peking Duck, no one else in our tour group would go in with me.
 
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a buddy of mine was going to jail for 90 days so we had a party for him at the motel 6 and bridgett came. she has the bad herpes. she said she'd blow him in the bed of his pick up as we drove to krystal for food. next thing we knew she was ridin him like a mexican mule and he got the bad herpes before going in lol.
 
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Construct Carl said:
a buddy of mine was going to jail for 90 days so we had a party for him at the motel 6 and bridgett came. she has the bad herpes. she said she'd blow him in the bed of his pick up as we drove to krystal for food. next thing we knew she was ridin him like a mexican mule and he got the bad herpes before going in lol.
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you should have shot that rat bastid
 
THE KOD

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so another weird one


We had a game we played one time. My best friend had a house with a large field next door. We did alot of football and stuff there.

So one guy had a bow and arrow. It was just a regular tipped arrow. Not 3pt arrow though.

There were about 8 or 9 of us that day.


So the rules were we shoot the arrow straight up in the air . Everyone stands in a circle of sorts. The first one to run was the total neighborhood pussy.

Hell I had never played this before. I figured I would stand my ground and watch the arrow so I could see which way it went.

The problem was there was a time after the arrow released, that you could no longer see it. And that made the game more interesting.

My survival was based on me having a good knack to know when to run for your fucking life.

Looking back now, that arrow could have killed KOD , and I would have been a statistic in the Maine Herald on the front page.
 
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Another weird thing that happened to me today.


I am sitting in the parking lot of Home Depot. I am on the phone.

I had dark construction sun glasses on . I am parked way at one end.

I am going in there to get some organic soil when I am off the phone.


Here comes a van . A older model van with not a good paint job. The van is going fast and swung by me. I looked out the window as it startled me. I was talking so I think the black man thought I was saying something about his driving skills.

I catch a glimpse and he has his head peeking around as he passed.

So I dont think much of it. I go in and down the the rear aisle. I start loading 50 lb bags of dirt and stuff I need.

I turn around and there is a tall black man . He looked to be 6' 4" inchs tall and weight in at 228 lbs.

He had a unique look . A hard look of some tough bygone years. A older man in his mid sixtys. He held his hands on his hips clocking me.


So I stood up and looked him square in the eyes.

I think that I could have been in danger.

If he felt I had disrespected him in the parking lot, he was going to take care of it inside. you can easily get away with that many people in there.

KOD was almost killed.
 
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