What is the wildest or wierdest thing,

[fatdaddycool]

you have ever done anywhere or had done to you?

When I was in the Phillipines (sp?) in th e Marine Corps in 83 had met this mamasan that took me to her hut and spent the weekend with . Well on saturday night after heavy drinking and partying we go back to hut where rest of family is in other room, Dad included, and start to take in some of the country's culture Any way this girl who has forgotten more about sex than I will ever talk about pulss out this string with beads all tied to it and tries to shove it up me arse. After much complaining and "discussion" I give in. Its seems she had the "gift of a Silver Tongue" , I mean literally would have to pull the sheets out of your arse when she was "talking" on you..lol...at any rate I dont even remember her making the deposit in the bum and at this point I didn't care because my GOD! Anyway, she is rippin... and I am grippin...and there I am on the cutting edge of the sword of freedom when she starts retrieving her beads..........Let me tell you what....next thing I know her Dad is trying to help scrape me off the ceiling fan I am cat-clawed to...shuddering and whimpering ...I still can't walk past the costume jewelry dept. at jcpenneys without having an erotic spasm. Whew!

How about you what is your story?

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

OH MY GOD

Cris,

I am still on the floor after reading that one.... LMAO

Well, the weirdest or most embarassing thing that ever happened to me was about 5 years ago. Started dating this girl called Melissa, everything you wanted in a girl. It was about 2 weeks after I met her that we decided to do the SAMBA dance . Well 2 days later I was telling my best friend about that fruitful night, my phone rings and she tells me she is coming by my place. Now remember my buddy is with me. So the door bell rings and she enters through my door, and at the exact same time both of them say " Oh shit." I am looking at them saying whats up? My buddy approaches me and pulls me into the kitchen and says

" I banged that chic 3 days ago"
I responded saying "Did she give you oral?"
He says "Yes"
You could imagine my reaction :shrug:

So I kicked her out of my house
:thefinger

Till this day he still holds it against me,
OH WELL

What are the chances????

 

[fatdaddycool]

Anthony, that is great ROTFLMFAO what are the chances that she walks in and ....wow why did you kick her out though I would have just said "this is so and so I believe you have already met" ...lol and then pulled a train...all aboard!...You know there is a lesson to be learned here....you see when you are young and promiscuous you never feel that this will happen to you...you know getting the back end of a used deal but then it does which is why I think that you should be able to tag your woman. Just a small yellow tag in the ear or something visible and it (the tag) should have the date/time of last copulation, thereby preventing what is becoming an epidemic. Double dipping in the neighborhood gene pool. Maybe African Tapirs and Platypus' have the right idea. When the male is done he leaves a type of plug at the entrance of "Atlantis" thereby preventing any other divers from entering the cave. How would you feel about having to chew off an old plug before gettin busy.......yuck...no thanks...so I say ...bag 'em and tag 'em so to speak.

DISCLAIMER: I am a Male

 

[fatdaddycool]

I really think there are more people than this that had wierd stuff happen to them, Freak, come on now, you ain't fooling anyone let me hear it.....Monk?....Freeze, spanky, noone....I must say I am somewhat disappointed

 

[MadJack]

sorry, but 4 email complaints is enough for me to close it up.

remember, there are all types that read the forums at madjacks that can be offended.

thanks for understanding.

Jack