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He's right here relax
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Hey Jack, who's the guy sitting beside you covering his nuts.....:shrug:
I'm still here fellas. Jaek knows I can't quit him.
I have been rather busy the last 11-18 months. A year and a half ago I was cleaning out the garage and spare bedroom when I happened on an box of old magazines. Cracked, National Lampoon, Mad magazines and the like. I ended up doing a little research and as it turns out, some held some held significant value. While I was cleaning them up for sale, I couldn't resist paging through them. The thick musk of aged ink and print paper wafted through the air as the oversized periodical flipped perfectly past my thumb. I was transfixed, poring through my old favorites like Spy vs. Spy. Prior to the internet and through my adolescent and teen years, these magazines were a part of many young cats social network. It was a common occurrence to go to a buddy's house to spin up a couple doobies and head out. If you were the dude waiting on your buddy to hurry up and one of these was visible, everyone would pick it up. After an hour or so delightfully reliving my childhood, I came upon an old advertisement for a correspondence course that caught my eye. I laughed out loud when I saw it and y then I thought I'd contact them to see if they were still open. Lo and behold they were. So I decided to give it a go just for fun. Ten days later I received my first lesson. Twenty seven arduous days later, I was a licensed dentist in Louisiana and Texas. I opened up practice near an urban part of town as there is a large population of poor colored folks there that all have Medicare or free Obamacare, so I just pop a couple fillings in whether they need it or not and collect the easy money. I also get people watch, you should see all the nice new Jordans and IPhones. I mean I don't care, I'm a super cool guy with them all. I'm not racist at all. I should post a picture of me with my really good homie from high school, we go way back, but I can't figure out how to get it from Polaroid to picture file, but I'm no racist. Hell, I have a color TV in my room.....and black tires on all my rides.
Anyway, I was killing it and then Trump got elected and quit paying the subsidies to all the social programs for those greedy fuckers with their painted nails and cars and shit. They are the reason I hate those programs I benefit so greatly from. I need to find a way to to get my gravy train rolling again. If those people would quit stealing from Murica, and go back the old ways. I'd be shittin in tall cotton. No pun intended fo shizzle.
So the dentist thing was cool, but I'm on vacation for a bit. Recovering from a trip out east for a rally. It could have been much worse, luckily I had my helmet, some riot gear and a few pistols on and at the ready. I mean it wasn't like i was worried about the Jon and Ponch throwing me in lockup, besides i know Trump has my back.
I hope this wasn't too long.
Hope this helps,
FDC
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I have been rather busy the last 11-18 months. A year and a half ago I was cleaning out the garage and spare bedroom when I happened on an box of old magazines. Cracked, National Lampoon, Mad magazines and the like. I ended up doing a little research and as it turns out, some held some held significant value. While I was cleaning them up for sale, I couldn't resist paging through them. The thick musk of aged ink and print paper wafted through the air as the oversized periodical flipped perfectly past my thumb. I was transfixed, poring through my old favorites like Spy vs. Spy. Prior to the internet and through my adolescent and teen years, these magazines were a part of many young cats social network. It was a common occurrence to go to a buddy's house to spin up a couple doobies and head out. If you were the dude waiting on your buddy to hurry up and one of these was visible, everyone would pick it up. After an hour or so delightfully reliving my childhood, I came upon an old advertisement for a correspondence course that caught my eye. I laughed out loud when I saw it and y then I thought I'd contact them to see if they were still open. Lo and behold they were. So I decided to give it a go just for fun. Ten days later I received my first lesson. Twenty seven arduous days later, I was a licensed dentist in Louisiana and Texas. I opened up practice near an urban part of town as there is a large population of poor colored folks there that all have Medicare or free Obamacare, so I just pop a couple fillings in whether they need it or not and collect the easy money. I also get people watch, you should see all the nice new Jordans and IPhones. I mean I don't care, I'm a super cool guy with them all. I'm not racist at all. I should post a picture of me with my really good homie from high school, we go way back, but I can't figure out how to get it from Polaroid to picture file, but I'm no racist. Hell, I have a color TV in my room.....and black tires on all my rides.
Anyway, I was killing it and then Trump got elected and quit paying the subsidies to all the social programs for those greedy fuckers with their painted nails and cars and shit. They are the reason I hate those programs I benefit so greatly from. I need to find a way to to get my gravy train rolling again. If those people would quit stealing from Murica, and go back the old ways. I'd be shittin in tall cotton. No pun intended fo shizzle.
So the dentist thing was cool, but I'm on vacation for a bit. Recovering from a trip out east for a rally. It could have been much worse, luckily I had my helmet, some riot gear and a few pistols on and at the ready. I mean it wasn't like i was worried about the Jon and Ponch throwing me in lockup, besides i know Trump has my back.
I hope this wasn't too long.
Hope this helps,
FDC
Sure
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