A woman who walks into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The woman says, "I found out my sister is gay and is marrying my best friend." The next day the same woman comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The woman says, "I just found out my daughter is gay too."
The next day the same woman comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your life like men?" The woman looks up and says, "Apparently my boyfriend does."
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The next day the same woman comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your life like men?" The woman looks up and says, "Apparently my boyfriend does."
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