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[yyz]

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the
following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "Single,huh? "

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, " How'd you guess? "

He says, " Because you're ugly!"

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"You didn't lose your girlfriend.....you just lost your turn!"

 

[djv]

LOL we can use a few of these. Last week has been tough.

 

[beertime]

that was good.lol

what do rednecks do on halloween?....


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pump - kin.

ok thats stretchin it lol

 

[yyz]

I asked a guy in Tennessee what a "Titan" was..... he said, "Ifin ya git yer 8-year old sister before yer paw do....she'll still be a tight 'un!"

 

[djv]

Oh-Boy I'll just LOL and say noth-en.