Who's got hemroids sitting on the computer??

[hello there]

Damn, sitting in front of the computer too long gives me hemroids. I feel like there is a finger stuck up my butt, I have to stand or lay down on my tummy to type on here, good thing I got a laptop. Anyone know how long it takes for hemroids to go away???

I bet you since computers and the net came about, Preparation H stock went up.

:::::: crouches down and starts applying Preparation H to swollen area:::::
AAAAHHHHHHHH !!!! ! !

 

[SixFive]

You are one weird dude!

 

[MadJack]

disgusting! please don't post pics or I'll have to delete the whole thread. I probably should anyway. Terrible thing to wake up to.

 

[ozball]

you gotta know that at this very minute, barfly is tearing his hair out and scouring the internet for the appropraite illustration!

ozball

 

[visionary]

what are the odds that hello there is really Barfly???my line is -210 he is!!!

 

[barfly]

Originally posted by visionary:
what are the odds that hello there is really Barfly???my line is -210 he is!!!

You're an even Bigger idiot than I initially thought!

And I'll take NO @ +190

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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[hello there]

I'll take the "NO" at +190 also. That's a lock pick.

 

[visionary]

no matter how hard I try it will be tough to match up with you...that for should!