Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
Dogs don't mind if you cry.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs like it when you fondle them.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs are unlikely to leave you for other owners.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never shop for shoes.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents.... or kids..... never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs don't think you need a bigger house or a kitchen remodel.
Dogs won't hold your sex life hostage for past transgressions.
Dogs understand that intuition is better than logically "examining the
situation".
Dogs love their bodies.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs know that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs never try to grab the remote during the playoffs.
Dogs don't care if you forget their birthday two years in row.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk,
and the back of your underpants drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go out 24 hours a day.
Dogs love to be adored, but they won't notice if you don't send them
flowers or a card.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want foot-rubs.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs don't pout when you're happier than they are.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
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If you're not the lead dog, your view never changes.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
Dogs don't mind if you cry.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs like it when you fondle them.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs are unlikely to leave you for other owners.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never shop for shoes.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents.... or kids..... never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs don't think you need a bigger house or a kitchen remodel.
Dogs won't hold your sex life hostage for past transgressions.
Dogs understand that intuition is better than logically "examining the
situation".
Dogs love their bodies.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs know that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs never try to grab the remote during the playoffs.
Dogs don't care if you forget their birthday two years in row.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk,
and the back of your underpants drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go out 24 hours a day.
Dogs love to be adored, but they won't notice if you don't send them
flowers or a card.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want foot-rubs.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs don't pout when you're happier than they are.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
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If you're not the lead dog, your view never changes.
