Why don't women understand thermostats?

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Set the damn thing at the temperature you prefer and it will get there and stay there.

No! If they are cold, it's full blast heat or the opposite if they are hot. Then everything gets messed up. I'm gonna put a lock on mine. :SIB

Oh! And nobody ever admits to changing the thermostat. :rolleyes:
 

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Set the damn thing at the temperature you prefer and it will get there and stay there.

No! If they are cold, it's full blast heat or the opposite if they are hot. Then everything gets messed up. I'm gonna put a lock on mine. :SIB

Oh! And nobody ever admits to changing the thermostat. :rolleyes:

xstop kitchen gets hot while cooking MY cookies

get over it :0003:0003:0003
 

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Set the damn thing at the temperature you prefer and it will get there and stay there.

No! If they are cold, it's full blast heat or the opposite if they are hot. Then everything gets messed up. I'm gonna put a lock on mine. :SIB

Oh! And nobody ever admits to changing the thermostat. :rolleyes:

Amen.
 

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and closing doors.......:mj16:

How about closing doors/windows when they have the heat on? :facepalm:

Or the classic... "It's stuffy in here. Let's open up some windows."
Ok, that's nice. Then why are we leaving the thermometer set at 78??? :142squint
 

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How about closing doors/windows when they have the heat on? :facepalm:

Or the classic... "It's stuffy in here. Let's open up some windows."
Ok, that's nice. Then why are we leaving the thermometer set at 78??? :142squint



78!!!!! The only time the thermostat better be on 78 in this house is if it's the middle of the summer and it's 98 outside!!! Then 78 is fine.....



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Set the damn thing at the temperature you prefer and it will get there and stay there.

No! If they are cold, it's full blast heat or the opposite if they are hot. Then everything gets messed up. I'm gonna put a lock on mine. :SIB

Oh! And nobody ever admits to changing the thermostat. :rolleyes:

Wife is going through menopause .......I woke up yesterday and the temp was 61 degrees.......:0003
 

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78!!!!! The only time the thermostat better be on 78 in this house is if it's the middle of the summer and it's 98 outside!!! Then 78 is fine.....



:0008

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Logic doesn't apply here when it's "winter" in LA. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
 

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Wife is going through menopause .......I woke up yesterday and the temp was 61 degrees.......:0003

I was in my car and thought WTF it's hot. She had the thermostat on 85! :lol:
 

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Set the damn thing at the temperature you prefer and it will get there and stay there.

No! If they are cold, it's full blast heat or the opposite if they are hot. Then everything gets messed up. I'm gonna put a lock on mine. :SIB

Oh! And nobody ever admits to changing the thermostat. :rolleyes:

Wife in car it cannot get hot enough,,,,Wife trying to sleep at night it can not get cold enough.

You do realize we are talking about an animal that bleeds for a few days but never dies? I think that explains it, or at least that is the way I look at it. Now I am sure Sports will come along and blame it on us playing Mercer,but I don't think that its at all.:mj07:
 

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Wife in car it cannot get hot enough,,,,Wife trying to sleep at night it can not get cold enough.



You're missing the signals here son.....

Turning the heat on in the car she's really saying, roll your window down and stop farting in your seat, it STINKS!!!!

Windows open at night to make it cold, she's really saying get your ass over here and snuggle with me, DUMBASS!!!

As far as Mercer goes, that's a game (Scrimmage/Get together/$600,000 poor excuse for a tailgating party) that potentially keeps your ass (Bama Football and it's fans) out of the College Football Final Four.....You need OSU or TCU to help bail your ass out....Note to BAMA, eat your cup cakes early in the year.....:0008














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Tell me about it.

i always ask the that question and get the classic wife response "whatever"
 

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Mercer again? :facepalm:

:mj07:
 
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