Why I flunked out of med school

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hwnhrt

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1. Artery .... The study of painting

2. Bacteria .... Back door to cafeteria

3. Bowel .... A letter like a, e, i, o, u

4. Caesarian Section .... A district in Rome

5. Cauterize .... Make eye contact with her

6. Coma .... Punctuation Mark

7. Cat Scan .... Searching for kitty

8. Congenital ..... Friendly

9. Dilate .... To Live long

10. Enema ..... Not a friend

11. Genital ..... Not Jewish

12. Impotent ..... Important and well known

13. Labor Pain.... Getting hurt at work

14. Medical Staff .... A Doctor's walking stick

15. Morbid ..... Make another bid

16. Nitrate ... Much cheaper than day rate

17. Out Patient... A Patient who has fainted

18. Papsmear ... Fatherhood test

19. Pelvis ... Cousin of Elvis

20. Post Operative ... Letter deliveryman

21. Recovery room.. ... Place to do upholstery

22. Rectum .. .. Damn near killed 'em

23. Rheumatic .... Thinking of love

24. Secretion ..... Hiding something

25. Seizure .... Marc Anthony's friend

26. Tablet .... Small table

27. Terminal Illness .... Getting sick at the airport

28. Tumor.... More than one

29. Urine .... Opposite of you're out

30. Varicose... Very, very close

31. Vein.... Conceited

32. Benign.... After you be 8 years old


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