Why women's tennis is better than mens...

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Here's a photo in case you didn't see what Serena was wearing yesterday.

Give me that over that skinny runt Anna, any day.
 

Felonious Monk

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I caught 10 seconds of that tennis match last night and there's no question she could play D-1 football for 50% of the teams in the nation.

Is it just me or do Serena and Venus sort of remind you of Milli Vanilli, too?

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i think the williams sisters are nasty looking, I'd take anna, martina, or barbara schett over them any day..i mean, look at that pic, venus looks like michael jackson on growth hormones
 

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Anna's got my vote. Who cares if she can't win a tourney or even get out of the first round. When you look like that, you deserve to stay on the tour to help out all the other butt ugly women. I'll take Amanda Coetzer, Capriati, Hingis, Harkleroad or Anna before the Amazon sisters.

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The "Amazon Sisters".. Too funny! I also think they're butt ass ugly and wouldnt touch them with your guys' johnsons..

Cant believe she wore that skin tight outfit yesterday.. Thought for sure she had a sack of balls and a little wanker hidden down there..

Too bad Jack doesnt have a picture of a smiley face puking.. I'd use it here if he did..

Go ANNA!
 

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I'll have to concur with the majority opinion up above that the William's sisters are butt-ass UGLy! Whoopi Goldberg would be a fitting grandmother for the two of 'em.

BUT,.....back to the subject at hand: First of all, it's WOMEN's tennis and not MENs that makes it soooooooooo much better. In women's tennis you'll actually see a lot of volleys that take place whereas men, it usually doesn't make it over the net more than 3-4 times. The "serving" aspect plays such a bigger role in men's tennis that makes for a pretty boring match. If I "do" watch a particular tennis match, I like to see an average amount of groundstrokes b/t the two competitors, and you rarely see that anymore from the men. Nowadays, the men's serves have become so damn accurate and fast, that you rarely see good volleys between the two competitors.

Although not in this case, I generally prefer to watch men's sporting events vs. womens.
 

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buh-buh-buh-buh-baybee....Don't forget my number, number, number...

Milli Vanilli, lmao!! I do see the resemblance. Trust me on this, Serena Williams will be fatter than a tick as soon as she stops playing tennis, we're talking 250 plus.
 

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Womens tennis is definitely better, and I am sure that the Williams sisters would clean up very nicely, trust me. You go run around for a few hours and see how you look. Plus womens tennis is more fun to watch. I like the way they whistle.
 
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