This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at
the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal
shop. >From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to
them, "I have some Special sandals I think you would
be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals
make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The
Jamaican then began screaming,
YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
They were touring around the marketplace looking at
the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal
shop. >From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to
them, "I have some Special sandals I think you would
be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals
make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The
Jamaican then began screaming,
YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
