In breaking news Terry Schiavos feeding tube has been removed and will be available tomorrow for a night on the town. I'm currently trying to call in a few favors in florida, and may have it in my posession early tomorrow. Before I put it in on ebay I will pimp it out to one of our very own members. All you have to do is tell us in 40 words or less why you deserve to have the honor of this date. When asked for comment on the idea of her feeding tube stepping out on her, Mrs Schiavo had the following: amuahteroomoo. Whatever the fcuk that means.