Trailblazer's...............................Can you believe one of the guy's on their team doesn't take out DIR-T NOWVENSKI .I'm serious,I'd be damn if I'd let that knock-kneed,billy-goat lookin,partial wear-in,Icabod Crain looking freak get 40 on me.........Their making him look like Larry Bird...................I'd take his butt out...............I mean it!!!!!!!!! they are about to get swept by this freak-a-zoid. When I look at this guy,and Nash(The human dirtball), Finley, (Godzilla) and Bradley (Stickman) and Van Exel ( E.T. look-in freak) I think I'm at the State fair..............What a bunch of freaky look-in dude's.......................I think the could make more money as a freak show exhibit at a State fair!!!!!!!!
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While you may think Dirk is a freak, he is a human machine.
Probably going to be around this league quite a long time, so I would get used to him......
I think he might reply by saying this about the Blazers:
Das ist erledigt!!!!!
JD
Probably going to be around this league quite a long time, so I would get used to him......
I think he might reply by saying this about the Blazers:
Das ist erledigt!!!!!
JD
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or dirk could just very simply be the closest thing to larry bird that we'll see for quite some time.
the kid is an amazing player. its not like he's getting uncontested looks. he is a major talent
or dirk could just very simply be the closest thing to larry bird that we'll see for quite some time.
the kid is an amazing player. its not like he's getting uncontested looks. he is a major talent
Dirk kinda reminds me of young Frankenstein.
Nash needs to take a bath.
Dirk is 7 ft tall though and plays like a friggin point guard.
I would have to say he is a very very good NBA player.
King of Dogs
Nash needs to take a bath.
Dirk is 7 ft tall though and plays like a friggin point guard.
I would have to say he is a very very good NBA player.
King of Dogs
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You're talking about ugly players and you haven't mentionned Sam Cassell yet?
Doesn't this guy look like a freakin' alien? I swear one of these days he's gonna stop in the middle of the game and start walking like a robot saying "There will be more"........
And how about Tyrone Hill? He looks like somebody kicked him in the face with ugly boots.
Doesn't this guy look like a freakin' alien? I swear one of these days he's gonna stop in the middle of the game and start walking like a robot saying "There will be more"........
And how about Tyrone Hill? He looks like somebody kicked him in the face with ugly boots.
I would have to say that by the look's of the whole bunch of greasy mo-fo's,"They could knock a fly off a shit-house door of a tuna-boat!!!"
u mean cassell is not an alien :lol:
what about eddie george ( titans ) also looks like a bloody alien
:lol: what about eddie george ( titans ) also looks like a bloody alien
CASSELLS= E.T.
POPEYE JONES = A BLACK BAT BOY (NATIONAL ENQUIRER) ....AKA YOU CAN ALSO ASK HIM FOR A BABY RUTH (GOONIES)
WALTER McCARTHY...NOT SURE BUT NOT HANDSOME
AND SPEAKING OF WIERD NBA THINGS...I STILL DONT KNOW WHY RASHEED WALLACE HAS A BALD PATCH ON HIS HEAD
COOZ
POPEYE JONES = A BLACK BAT BOY (NATIONAL ENQUIRER) ....AKA YOU CAN ALSO ASK HIM FOR A BABY RUTH (GOONIES)
WALTER McCARTHY...NOT SURE BUT NOT HANDSOME
AND SPEAKING OF WIERD NBA THINGS...I STILL DONT KNOW WHY RASHEED WALLACE HAS A BALD PATCH ON HIS HEAD
COOZ
I really do respect you guy's and the fact is there are some weird looking dude's in the NBA. But the Mav's have an all-star team of ugly freak's..........
Nash- Total dirtball,greasy hair,scruffy face definite BO cantidate
Novweski- ditto above,and a bad partial, Icabod Crain lookalike
Finley-strong Darwin arguement here
Bradley- Stickman,looks like a circus dude on stilts
Van exel- E.T., (a stoned E.T. at that)
and let's not forget the owner:
Cuban- a millionaire who dresses like a junior high school kid, with the worst haircut in Texas, and you have to watch him blow this ugly group of employee's he has assembled.
I stand by my earlier statement that "I bet the BO in the locker room would knock a fly off the shit-house door of a tuna boat"
Nash- Total dirtball,greasy hair,scruffy face definite BO cantidate
Novweski- ditto above,and a bad partial, Icabod Crain lookalike
Finley-strong Darwin arguement here
Bradley- Stickman,looks like a circus dude on stilts
Van exel- E.T., (a stoned E.T. at that)
and let's not forget the owner:
Cuban- a millionaire who dresses like a junior high school kid, with the worst haircut in Texas, and you have to watch him blow this ugly group of employee's he has assembled.
I stand by my earlier statement that "I bet the BO in the locker room would knock a fly off the shit-house door of a tuna boat"
somebody should tell Nash that Cobain is dead, Nirvana is gone, Courtney is still a junkball ho and that water is hypo- allergenic.
sawed off greasy MOOK that he is:moon: probably tack a fly strip to his ass.
sawed off greasy MOOK that he is:moon: probably tack a fly strip to his ass.
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reading all these posts and what do i see on the tube
none other than pippen
without a doubt one of the strangest faces i have ever seen in my life
him and ewing always crack me up when i see them
by the way cooz...wallace's white patch is a genetic thing..born that way...just fyi...
toy
none other than pippen
without a doubt one of the strangest faces i have ever seen in my life
him and ewing always crack me up when i see them
by the way cooz...wallace's white patch is a genetic thing..born that way...just fyi...
toy
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mj
Why can't you ever spell Dirk Norweginski's name correctly ?
If your going to call someone ugly at least get the name right.
shithouse door of a tuna boat. LOL...
King of Dogs
--------------------------------------Scott-Atlanta said:
Scott, Thank god you didn't spell it right either.....................I heard if you spell it right and say it right, that you start to look like,sound like, and ,excuse me but smell like him too!!!!!:lol: :jump: :lol:
