> >Jeff Foxworthy has a version for Ohio..............
> >
> >You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if :
> >
1. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the StateHospital.
>2. You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
3. You have heard of 3. 2 beer.
4. Schools close for the state basketball tournament.
5. You are proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar
Point.
6. You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter,
and Construction.
7. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
8. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy
ones.
9. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
10. You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
11. You know if other Ohioans are from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
12. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class
there.
13. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, and Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
14. You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.
15. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.
16. You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.
17. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
18. You measure distance in minutes.
19. Down south to you means Kentucky.
20. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
21. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
22. You have ridden the school bus for an hour each way
23. You have ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day.
24. You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
25. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example:"Where's my coat at?"
26. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
27. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
28. You carry jumper cables in your car.
29. You know what "pop" is.
30. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
31. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
32. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
33. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
34. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
35. You actually get these jokes.
> >
> >You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if :
> >
1. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the StateHospital.
>2. You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
3. You have heard of 3. 2 beer.
4. Schools close for the state basketball tournament.
5. You are proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar
Point.
6. You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter,
and Construction.
7. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
8. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy
ones.
9. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
10. You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
11. You know if other Ohioans are from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
12. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class
there.
13. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, and Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
14. You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.
15. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.
16. You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.
17. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
18. You measure distance in minutes.
19. Down south to you means Kentucky.
20. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
21. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
22. You have ridden the school bus for an hour each way
23. You have ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day.
24. You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
25. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example:"Where's my coat at?"
26. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
27. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
28. You carry jumper cables in your car.
29. You know what "pop" is.
30. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
31. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
32. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
33. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
34. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
35. You actually get these jokes.
