You Might Be A Democrat If...

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You Might Be A Democrat If...

* You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its
preferred tree.
* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
* You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
* You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
* You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
* You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
* You actually expect to collect Social Security.
* You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
* You think the Great Society has actually worked.
* You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
* Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
* You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
* Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
* You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
* You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
* You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
* You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
* You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
* You are friends with at least one Vegan.
* You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
* You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
* You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
* You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.
* You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
* You admire the Swedish welfare system.
* You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
* You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
* You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
 
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Keeko said:
You Might Be A Democrat If...

* You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its
preferred tree.
* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
* You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
* You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
* You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
* You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
* You actually expect to collect Social Security.
* You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
* You think the Great Society has actually worked.
* You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
* Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
* You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
* Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
* You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
* You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
* You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
* You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
* You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
* You are friends with at least one Vegan.
* You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
* You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
* You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
* You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.
* You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
* You admire the Swedish welfare system.
* You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
* You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
* You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
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them rats should be kill:bigun:
 
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Those are so idiotic, I actually believe you made them up yourself.

Btw... There's not a Republican alive that could debate Ralph Nader on the issues without ending up the fetal position behind the podium with one thumb in their mouth and other up their ass.

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Trench Fickler said:
Those are so idiotic, I actually believe you made them up yourself.

Btw... There's not a Republican alive that could debate Ralph Nader on the issues without ending up the fetal position behind the podium with one thumb in their mouth and other up their ass.

Trench
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Are you talking from experience?:mj07:
 
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BobbyBlueChip said:
Please stop name calling

I read your posts because, as a centrist, I'm open to all thoughts and viewpoints, no matter how juvenile and moronic they may be.

Hope this helps
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You called me an idiot by saying I post idiotic things and that they are juvenile and moronic, there you go with the name calling again. My question is, if you know I post idiotic things, then you shouldn't read what I post. I understand you say you are open to all viewpoints, but then you say my posts are idiotic? To save yourself time and mental anguish, which my threads seem to cause you, then I would recommend not reading any of my threads. Just looking out for you BBC.
 
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Keeko said:
Let me guess, You were a Jimmy Carter fan.:mj07:
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I wan't born when Carter was in office. But I appreciate the nimrod you and yours have cursed us with the past 8 years. You know, the guy that DOUBLED government spending. The guy that let the dollar become as worthless as a peso. The guy that ran up the US debt to 10 trillion while his defense contracting buddies raped the US treasury. Thanks. Got any ideas on how to pay it back? Keep reading the American Thinker, you idiotic anti-American fvcktard.
 
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oh, I forgot, dipshits like you and skull like to laugh at your own inane jokes and put moronic text message acronyms at the end of all of your posts.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

JMO. TIA.
 
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Jabberwocky said:
I wan't born when Carter was in office. But I appreciate the nimrod you and yours have cursed us with the past 8 years. You know, the guy that DOUBLED government spending. The guy that let the dollar become as worthless as a peso. The guy that ran up the US debt to 10 trillion while his defense contracting buddies raped the US treasury. Thanks. Got any ideas on how to pay it back? Keep reading the American Thinker, you idiotic anti-American fvcktard.
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And you keep watching the MSM and reading, whatever it is you read. I will continue to post my articles, and I have a suggestion. Since you seem to have your panties all in a bunch and you don't agree with what I post, I will tell you like I told BBC. Stay away from my threads. It's that simple. It amazes me that people who know I am a conservative and post conservative articles, still go into my thread and read them. It's just amazing. When it comes to reading my threads.

JUST SAY NO!!:mj07:
 
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So you think your smart enough you can tell DEM's From REB"S. How? There the same just use a tag to get elected. Look at Bush biggest DEM/LIBERIAL of all time. And you can have him back. It's just a shame he had last 4 years to just about bring us to our knees. Thank God, Nov is almost here.
 
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