You might be a redneck, if...
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You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws....
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs....
You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop....
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist....
You think safe sex is a padded headboard....
You and your dog use the same tree....
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis tapes....
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed....
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors....
You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call...."
You have a rag for a gas cap....
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass....
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor....
...and lastly,
You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs....
You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop....
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist....
You think safe sex is a padded headboard....
You and your dog use the same tree....
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis tapes....
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed....
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors....
You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call...."
You have a rag for a gas cap....
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass....
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor....
...and lastly,
You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.
