YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY
> We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other
> than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
> this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time every American woman is asked to
> walk out of her house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this patriotic anti-terrorist effort.
>
> Every man is to position himself in a lawn chair in front of his
house
> to prove he is not Taliban, to demonstrate that he thinks it's okay
to
> see nude women other than his wife and to show support for all
American
> women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.
>
> Homeland Security appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> We'll see you on Sunday - and God bless America!
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
> We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other
> than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
> this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time every American woman is asked to
> walk out of her house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this patriotic anti-terrorist effort.
>
> Every man is to position himself in a lawn chair in front of his
house
> to prove he is not Taliban, to demonstrate that he thinks it's okay
to
> see nude women other than his wife and to show support for all
American
> women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.
>
> Homeland Security appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> We'll see you on Sunday - and God bless America!
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
