Recent content by kickserv

  1. kickserv

    You Pussy!

    🤦‍♂️
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    The Quest to Win Lord Stanley's Cup(5/18/2024)

    D2 is......not happy....
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    You Pussy!

    and he's happy
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    You Pussy!

    looks like he did the right thing
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    12 fights..........6 finishes 12 fights.........three underdogs won, biggest underdog was the stripper at odds of +310
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    loser :cry:
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    IX Bender went against kickserv, and it went well for kickserv, not so much for Mr. Bender.:kurby For the record.....unlike Thong, I respect the +420 odds.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    +120 odds winner:smilies2:smilies1:smilies16
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    Boxing guys

    Box wins on the -200 chalk. Thong will be proud.
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    Boxing guys

    Jord20 right now....
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    kickserv = +175 odds loser IX Bender = +250 odds loser Gorimbo wins via decision:cry:
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    Big chalk Adrian Yanez finishes Vinicius Salvador in the first round.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    The small chalk Angela Hill finishes Luana Pinheiro in the second round. Hill has had about nine hundred MMA fights, that is her first-ever submission win.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    The huge chalk Tom Nolan finishes Victor Martinez in the first round.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    The huge huge chalk Oumar Sy finishes Tuco Tokkos in the first round.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    The big chalk Melissa Gatto beats Tamires Vidal via breast stoppage, ya don't see that every day.:smilies21
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    The big chalk Abus Magomedov with the easy decision win.
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    Just got back from Havana, Cuba

    The old vehicles in Cuba..........it is like being in a time warp.
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    Just got back from Havana, Cuba

    (y)
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    IX_Bender does not win:( Rodriguez thought it was a good idea to head-but Carnelossi not once, but twice🤦‍♂️ Rodriguez gets disqualified, which is the correct call, you can't head-but somebody twice🤦‍♀️ Carnelossi at odds of +190 gets the win.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    The +135 underdog Heili Alateng beats Kleydson Rodrigues via decision.
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    Would you take Vegas -195 for the Series against Dallas?

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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    +300 stripper underdog winner....Woo Hoo:smilies2 :smilies1 :smilies1
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    Charles Barkley On Losing $25 Million Gambling

    He had lots of good advice in that 10 minute clip.
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    Vanessa Demopoulos beat Emily Ducote $4.00 (+300) *0.75 Joe Rogan Edson Barboza beat Lerone Murphy $2.30 (+130) *1 Joe Rogan Khaos Williams wins inside distance against Carlston Harris $2.20 (+120) *1 Joe Rogan Themba Gorimbo wins inside distance against Ramiz Brahimaj $2.75 (+175) *0.75 Joe...
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    updated record....... 2024 NHL Playoffs Record ----------------------------------- MoneyLine 0-0 Puck Line 0-1 Over/Under 3-5 Parlays 0-5 Prop 11-23 Series 0-3 -14.61 Pucks
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    Friday

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    Anyone awake for OT in Denver?

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    Anyone awake for OT in Denver?

    Befre the playoffs started I picked Dallas to win the Cup.....so ummm..........the Stars.
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    Anyone awake for OT in Denver?

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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Did not get the +920 odds to cash, but easy winner on the +125 odds selection:smilies16:smilies1
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    PGA Championship

    Yep......I thought the same thing as well.
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    Just got back from Havana, Cuba

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    PGA Championship

    66 in Round 2.
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    Pga

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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    All Fighters Made Weight...... https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Fight-Night-241-Weighin-Results-All-Fighters-Make-Weight-193725
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    Pga

    Nope.... I'll just hand out a 18 hour ban and carry on with my day:kurby
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    nope. denied.
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    PGA Championship

    He's always quoting Bible versus and constantly says it is all in gods hands. So he's only done if god says he's done. God was just testing him, he'll be fine.
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    PGA Championship

    Clearly the magistrate had him in his/her DraftKing line-up.
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    PGA Championship

    Mugshot....... https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/106th-pga-championship-may-16th-to-19th-louisville-kentucky.6972627/#post-7020862
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    106th PGA Championship, May 16th to 19th, Louisville, Kentucky

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    PGA Championship

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    PGA Championship

    Fuck my luck
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    PGA Championship

    And that is not a given.....he probably won't make it on time, but I guess we will find out soon enough. Massive over-reaction by that one Police Officer, sheesh 🤦‍♀️
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    PGA Championship

    Don't have him in any of your DraftKings line-ups huh. :kurby
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    PGA Championship

    From Matt Majendie, Sports Correspondent/Golf Reporter, The London Evening Standard Newspaper A police officer at the scene told onlookers: “Right now, he’s going to jail and there’s nothing you can do.” Scheffler, playing in his first tournament since the birth of his son Barrett, was later...
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    106th PGA Championship, May 16th to 19th, Louisville, Kentucky

    He's out of jail, he was not put to death, he's released. Law and Order has been restored, and Scottie is free to golf:smilies2
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    PGA Championship

    He's out of jail, he was not put to death, he's released. All DraftKings line-ups are now safe. Well as long as he makes it to the tee box without pissing off more police officers 🤦‍♀️
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    PGA Championship

    Yeah good luck with that:ROFLMAO: I had one line-up looking super good.......and now all money is lost because of some COPS totally over-reacting. On the plus side at least they didn't shoot him.
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    106th PGA Championship, May 16th to 19th, Louisville, Kentucky

    My DraftKings line-ups are now all fucked because he's in handcuffs, unreal 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ ummm.....the Police Officers over-reacted just a tad, yeah, just a tad.
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    PGA Championship

    First off....... WRONG FORUM.......Jack banned from his own website for 11 hours for not following the rules. and on top of that........ REPOST https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/106th-pga-championship-may-16th-to-19th-louisville-kentucky.6972627/#post-7020838 Jack ban extended...
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 17th Action Boston Bruins Under 2.0 goals $2.60 (+160) *1.5 Pucks Aaron Ekblad to get at least one point $3.00 (+200) *1 Puck Miro Heiskanen Over 1.5 Points $3.60 (+260) *0.75 Puck Jason Robertson to score at least one goal $3.05 (+205) *0.75 Puck
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    Cup

    If the Oilers don't win two games in a row they will actually lose to Vancouver. Minus 250 odds to win the series, and they might blow it, this team is so massively over-rated it's beyond hilarious. Yep.....my balls aren't touching no blender:smilies2
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    Cup

    kickserv balls seem really safe right about now.
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    Vancouver

    You lost Jord20 as a friend.....but you won your wager. So all good:smilies2
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    Vancouver

    Jord20 just unfriended you on Facebook.
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    POLL:

    Well to be fair they were the better team in first three games, they should have never ben down 3-0 in the series at that point. Once that happened, it is almost impossible to win four games in a row.
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    POLL:

    Well......that sucks......no sex with Kerr and Lima for me. Dammit:mad::mad::mad: And now Jord20 has to resort to prostitution, man that is rough. Might be easier to do porn, that pays the bills as well. Gotta come up with a cool porn name for that to work though. Perhaps "Jord the Sword"...
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    This looked good......until it didn't:cry:
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    WNBA

    Smitty banned from entering any porn website for 2 months. Responding in this thread = ban (n)
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    How long till he eats up this thread

    As quick as Mr. Speedy....
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    How long till he eats up this thread

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    Just got back from Havana, Cuba

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    2024 MMA News

    Yep(y)
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    nope.
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    2024 MMA News

    Huge props to Pereira and his team for doing this..... https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2024/05/ufc-michel-pereira-brazil-floods-rio-grande-do-sul-rescue-efforts
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    Just got back from Havana, Cuba

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    The Mirage casino, which ushered in an era of Las Vegas Strip megaresorts in the ‘90s, is closing

    Well considering you make 100's of millions of dollars a year with all your winning Craps systems, they ain't going to give you shit.
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    The Mirage casino, which ushered in an era of Las Vegas Strip megaresorts in the ‘90s, is closing

    They will probably just end up doing that.
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    hedgehog leaves.........

    For the record she gave me those panties for free. And what is wrong with sniffing panties?
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    The Mirage casino, which ushered in an era of Las Vegas Strip megaresorts in the ‘90s, is closing

    https://apnews.com/article/mirage-casino-closing-las-vegas-hard-rock-8596aed7ea41859471af720265b963b6
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 16th Action Carolina Hurricanes minus half goal regulation time beat New York Rangers $2.00 (+100) *1.5 Pucks
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    Bases Thurs 5/16

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    MIZUHO AMERICAS OPEN

    Peiyun Chien to win The Mizuho Americas Open at odds of 149-1 Rose Zhang to win The Mizuho Americas Open at odds of 14-1 Patty Tavatanakit to win The Mizuho Americas Open at odds of 30-1
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    updated record................ 2024 NHL Playoffs Record ----------------------------------- MoneyLine 0-0 Puck Line 0-1 Over/Under 2-5 Parlays 0-5 Prop 10-18 Series 0-3 -17.51 Pucks
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    May 15th Tennis Action

    nope....not official.
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    Piss Stop

    For the record I found it a 6.8 outta 10 on the funny scale.....it was a bit clever.....I chuckled.
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    Piss Stop

    :kurby
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Winner
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    Piss Stop

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    May 15th Tennis Action

    Wrong thread....that match is being played on May 17th:kurby
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    WNBA

    The ban has been extended.
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    Over 1.5 1st p 😂

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    Over 1.5 1st p 😂

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    Over 1.5 1st p 😂

    Once the game is completed I'll let you know what selection to play. I find it is much easier to bet on Sports once the event is completed. You never lose....ever.
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    Over 1.5 1st p 😂

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    Over 1.5 1st p 😂

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    WNBA

    WNBA forum..... https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/2024-wnba-gm-survey-predictions-ahead-of-new-season.6972686/#post-7020535 The ban still stands.
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    WNBA

    Old School is banned from cutting grass for 3 months and BobbyBlueChip is banned from buying Crypto for 4 months. Why? For............ WRONG FORUM (n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)(n)
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 15th Action Colorado Avalanche and Dallas Stars Over 6.0 $1.87 (-115) *2.5 Pucks
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    Just got back from Havana, Cuba

    For a picture click on the "insert image" icon and then drag it from your "desktop", or click and attach it, then you are good to go.
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    May 15th Tennis Action

    updated record........ 2024 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 3-20 Head to Head 28-25 Over/Under 1-1 Game Spread 10-11 Prop 16-24 Futures 0-7 -3.95 units
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    May 15th Tennis Action

    Zhizhen Zhang costs me the parlay:mad::mad::mad:
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    For Smitty, and any other Madjacker that wants a shot at the big bucks!

    You suck.
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    You Pussy!

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    May 15th Tennis Action

    2024 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 3-19 Head to Head 28-25 Over/Under 1-1 Game Spread 10-11 Prop 16-24 Futures 0-7 -2.95 units Parlay ----------------------------------------------------- Aryna Sabalenka Danielle Collins Zhizhen Zhang odds = $4.55 (+355) *1 unit
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    2 pounders

    Not this kickserv, not even close, they might pull off the huge choke and not even beat Vancouver......... https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/cup.6972155/#post-7020522
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    All losers 😭 😭 Of course the +230 odds looked good, until Edmonton scored in the final 40 seconds of the game👿👿👿
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    Cup

    These over-rated bums are lucky to even be in the series against Vancouver, they were -250 odds to win the series against Vancouver, and they'll probably lose. And if the Oilers didn't get lucky and play a super weak Kings team in Round of 16's they would have been out first round. Just like...
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2024/05/ufc-news-tuco-tokkos-vs-oumar-sy
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    Cup

    I was just at the store and bacon was on sale. I decided not to buy any......won't need it. The over-rated Oilers aren't doing shit, so yeah, no bacon. 🥓🥓🥓
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    2 pounders

    If the Edmonton Oilers only had one player on the roster, and that player had Gonorrhea, Jord20 would still bet on the Oilers. The Oilers are a bunch of over-rated bums. Jord20 = never learns and........if he had a choice between saving an Edmonton Oiler from drowning, or his own parents...
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 14th Action Sam Bennett to get at least one point $2.05 (+105) *1 Puck Matthew Tkachuk Over 1.5 goals $12.00 (+1100) *half Puck Edmonton Oilers Under 2.5 goals $3.30 (+230) *0.75 Puck Quinn Hughes to score at least one goal $6.00 (+500) *half Puck J.T. Miller to score at least one goal...
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    May 14th Tennis Action

    Loss of 2.10 units on May 14th😭 2024 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 3-19 Head to Head 28-25 Over/Under 1-1 Game Spread 10-11 Prop 16-24 Futures 0-7 -2.95 units
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    It is on....it is official...... yyz, kickserv, wareagle, Crazy Fingers, Smitty, MadJack, Another Steve have proven they are not scared, they have stepped up and are ready to go.
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    The contest is now full........final entries are........ kickserv (kickserv) AnotherSteve (Another Steve) MaxPower1313 (Smitty) Jdramig (not a member, but friend of a Madjacker) madjacksports (MadJack) gr8flly (Crazy Fingers) rustyunicorn (wareagle) erictheflea (yyz)
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    May 14th Tennis Action

    2024 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 3-19 Head to Head 27-23 Over/Under 1-1 Game Spread 9-11 Prop 16-22 Futures 0-7 -0.85 units Iga Swiatek -6.5 games beat Madison Keys $2.00 (+100) *1 unit Karen Khachanov to win in straight sets against Alejandro Tabilo $2.30...
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    updated record...... 2024 NHL Playoffs Record ----------------------------------- MoneyLine 0-0 Puck Line 0-1 Over/Under 1-4 Parlays 0-5 Prop 10-14 Series 0-3 -16.19 Pucks
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Profit of 0.88 Pucks on May 13th✅
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    For Smitty, and any other Madjacker that wants a shot at the big bucks!

    Did Smitty qualify yet?
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    Does

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    POLL:

    Just letting you know that all Madjackers receive 50 percent discount on all services rendered. And 75 percent off if a client wears a Madjack t-shirt during foreplay.
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    POLL:

    Well fuck yeah, I might have some sex with Kerr and Lima.
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    POLL:

    The Rangers now lead the series 3-2. It is possible Jord20 might not have to resort to prostitution.
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 13th Action Sebastian Aho Over 1.5 Points $3.85 (+285) *1 Puck Jake Guentzel Over 1.5 Points $3.20 (+220) *1 Puck Colrado to score Under 2.5 goals $2.90 (+190) *1 Puck Miro Heiskanen Over 1.5 Points $4.30 (+330) *0.75 Puck Jamie Benn to get at least one point $1.91 (-110) *1.5 Pucks
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    106th PGA Championship, May 16th to 19th, Louisville, Kentucky

    https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/madjack-pga-championship-contest-20-bucks-entry-fee-contest-is-for-madjackers-only.6972626/#post-7020309
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    Entries so far................. kickserv (kickserv) AnotherSteve (Another Steve) MaxPower1313 (Smitty) Jdramig (not a member, but friend of a Madjacker) madjacksports (MadJack) gr8flly (Crazy Fingers) rustyunicorn (wareagle)
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    Entries so far................. kickserv (kickserv) madjacksports (MadJack) rustyunicorn (wareagle)
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    UFC Fight Night 241, May 18th, Enterprise, Nevada

    Fight Card ----------------------------------------------------------- Edson Barboza vs. Lerone Murphy Carlston Harris vs. Khaos Williams Ramiz Brahimaj vs. Themba Gorimbo Vinicius Salvador vs. Adrian Yanez Angela Hill vs. Luana Pinheiro Victor Martinez vs. Tom Nolan Oumar Sy vs. Tuco Tokkos...
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    Entries so far.............. kickserv (kickserv) madjacksports (MadJack)
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    106th PGA Championship, May 16th to 19th, Louisville, Kentucky

    Golf Contest for Madjackers Only............ Click here.... https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/madjack-pga-championship-contest-20-bucks-entry-fee-contest-is-for-madjackers-only.6972626/
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    106th PGA Championship, May 16th to 19th, Louisville, Kentucky

    Quick Trivia...... The first PGA Championship was held in October 1916 at Siwanoy Country Club in Bronxville, New York. The winner, Jim Barnes received $500. There, ya all learned something. Also.....Jim Barnes did not use a golf glove, and he had a really cool hat. Oh and he also looked...
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    I sent out invitations to all Madjackers........ Total players = Eight Entry fee = 20 dollars Only the Winner Gets Paid! Check your DK account for your invitation, name of contest = Madjack Sports PGA Championship Contest Entry Deadline: May 16th Early Morning Link to enter the...
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    Cup

    I don't think I'll need to buy any bacon. These over-rated pathetic Oilers might actually pull off a massive choke and lose to Vancouver. The Oilers have zero chance of beating Colorado or Dallas, but holy fuck-balls, these bums might actually lose to Vancouver:ROFLMAO: Yep, looks like I won't...
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    The Quest to Win Lord Stanley's Cup(05/12/2024)

    Things didn't go so well for D2....he is not amused.
  128. kickserv

    Mother's Day PUX

    1 outta 2 for a small profit. Well done. (y)
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    One of these and one of those for Kickserv

    What no cuddles?
  130. kickserv

    It is amazing........

    May 12th, 2024.....Panthers vs Bruins........need Empty Net Goal, it does not happen.......+320 odds parlay loser because of that shit. 😡😡😡😡
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Well thanks to my horrific luck I lose the +320 odds parlay. Anytime I need an Empty Net Goal, it does not happen. And when an Empty Net goal kills me....bam right in the middle of the net. Fuck right off:devilish::devilish::devilish:
  132. kickserv

    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    #wtf is trending
  133. kickserv

    One of these and one of those for Kickserv

  134. kickserv

    WELLS FARGO CHAMPIONSHIP

    Well done
  135. kickserv

    May 12th Tennis Action

    Big profit of 4.15 units for May 12th:smilies1:smilies16 updated record......... 2024 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 3-19 Head to Head 27-23 Over/Under 1-1 Game Spread 9-11 Prop 16-22 Futures 0-7 -0.85 units
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    May 12th Tennis Action

    Thanks....and tell your mother I had a great time with her last night.
  137. kickserv

    Tennis Update

    Seems like a smart thing to do.
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    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 12th Action Parlay ------------------------------------------------------------ Florida Panthers & Boston Bruins Over 5.5 Vancouver Canucks & Edmonton Oilers Over 6.5 odds = $4.20 (+320) *1 Puck
  139. kickserv

    The Quest to Win Lord Stanley's Cup(0/511/2024)

    D2 won hi "best bet" so he is a happy camper.
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    May 12th Tennis Action

    My former Mixed Doubles Partner.......I miss her 😭
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    May 12th Tennis Action

    2024 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 3-19 Head to Head 24-23 Over/Under 1-1 Game Spread 8-11 Prop 16-21 Futures 0-7 -5.00 units Alexander Zverev -4.5 games beat Luciano Darderi $2.10 (+110) *1 unit Thiago Monteiro beat Miomir Kecmanovic $2.05 (+105) *1 unit...
  142. kickserv

    Tennis Update

    Did Smitty or Jord20 find Camila Giorgi? Where she at?
  143. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    and it was a full moon.
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    12 fights...........5 finishes 12 fights........3 underdogs won, biggest underdog was Ferreira at odds of +350
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The chalk Lewis gets the third round finish.....then takes off his shorts and throws his cup into the media section. Yep........his balls were hot:smilies21 And then he moons the crowd:LOL:
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Another loss for kickserv. #fuck
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Even Marty McFly was wrong once and he had the Almanac.......
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The -125 fave Buckley wins. SixFive is not amused.
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    I only listen to College Freshman who do lesbian porn on BetaMax.
  151. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Congrads on your minus 543454576 odds winner 🤦‍♂️
  152. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    1 outta 2 for a profit.....but you got big time lucky with that Woodson decision, Woodson lost that fight. IX needs to buy one of these scratch tickets, he's lucky enough to win the top prize..... Maybe Mr. Bender is lucky enough to finger Tecia Pennington? I think he is!
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The +350 underdog Diego Ferreira finishes Mateusz Rebecki in the third round. I was going to take Diego Ferreira at +350 odds, I thought his odds were an absolute gift. But I backed off and didn't "pull the trigger" .........fuck me, yes fuck me🤦‍♂️
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The big chalk Sean Woodson wins....barely. Not sure he won that fight.......... http://mmadecisions.com/decision/14731/Sean-Woodson-vs-Alex-Caceres No...he did not win that fight.
  155. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The +215 underdog Waldo Cortes-Acosta beats Robelis Despaigne.
  156. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    If she was cute she would have won.
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    looooooooooooooooser😭😭
  158. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Especially when you win when a guy does not tap-out:kurby
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    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    One outta 3 for a profit, IX is happy. And a bit lucky, there was no tap by Borshchev. But when you are as good as IX you earn that luck. Just like the knock-out by Max Holloway with one second left. IX can never complain about bad luck ever again after that outcome. Bottom line, when IX is...
  160. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    I was oh so wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong on this one. Hooper destroyed him. The stoppage was terrible, but I doubt it changed the outcome. But there was no tap there, Borshchev probably would have lasted three rounds because he was so tough, but he wasn't winning...
  161. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Esteban Ribovics with one hell of a ko win 😲 😲 😲
  162. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Tabatha Ricci beats Tecia Pennington. Thong is devastated.
  163. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The right person won......that is all that matters. It was a close fight, but I think Waters was the winner, he won rounds 1 and 2 in my mind. And you could have given him round 3. It was close, but Waters was the winner, he did more damage and was closest to finishing the fight.
  164. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    It is Tecia time.....Thong is pumped up:smilies1:smilies16
  165. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Not sure how that fight went to a decision.....but it did😲
  166. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Trey Waters and Billy Goff fighting in Pride/DREAM/Sengoku Raiden Championship rules.....you can knee a guy in the face when you are down. Nice :smilies1 Both guys brought it, it was a slobber knocker of a fight. The small chalk Waters pulled out the decision win.
  167. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    One outta two for profit. Mr. Bender is now happy.
  168. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Hardy clearly won the first fight, it wasn't even close. The Johnson fight was super super super super close, could have gone either way, could have been a draw. Thankfully for Mr. Bender Johnson pulled out the decision and all is right in the world.
  169. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Hardy was the clear winner......Aldrich did pretty much nothing in round one and two.....94 percent scored the fight for Hardy.... http://mmadecisions.com/decision/14721/Veronica-Hardy-vs-J.J.-Aldrich
  170. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Hardy wins, but sadly no big +500 odds winner, she won by decision😭
  171. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Thong does not like this post.
  172. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Veronica Hardy wins inside distance against JJ Aldrich $6.00 (+500) *half Joe Rogan Trey Waters wins inside distance against Billy Goff $2.10 (+110) *1 Joe Rogan Viacheslav Borshchev wins inside distance against Chase Hooper $2.00 (+100) *1.25 Joe Rogans Alonzo Menifield beat Carlos Ulberg...
  173. kickserv

    Ok, Jord tennisR

    Fuck Clay. so....
  174. kickserv

    Tennis Update

    I only focus on the personality.
  175. kickserv

    Tennis Update

    1st of all.....no he isn't. And speaking of him....I wish he'd vanish and never be found, he's such a piece of shit.
  176. kickserv

    Vancouver Scoring Horn

    It's been like that for about 4 years now.
  177. kickserv

    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 10th Action Edmonton Oilers to score Under 2.5 goals $2.90 (+190) *2.5 Pucks J.T. Miller to score at least one goal $2.75 (+175) *1 Puck Connor Garland to get at least one point $2.20 (+120) *1 Puck
  178. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    All fighters made weight..... https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-on-ESPN-56-Weighin-Results-1-Fight-Canceled-193638
  179. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    The Jared Gooden/Kevin Jousset fight is off..... https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2024/05/ufc-on-espn-56-st-louis-jared-gooden-vs-kevin-jousset-medical-issue
  180. kickserv

    Tennis Update

    A very sad day for Planet Earth😭 And on top of that she has vanished.......maybe Smitty knows where she is? https://www.tennisworldusa.org/tennis/news/WTA_Tennis/144501/concern-about-camila-giorgi-she-disappeared-wta-can-t-contact-her/
  181. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    I prefer reruns of Melrose Place, it was more real, and it had crazy Kimberly.
  182. kickserv

    POLL:

    👿😡
  183. kickserv

    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Two losers I was way off.........I thought Carolina would roll.....and not only will they not beat the rangers......they will probably get swept.
  184. kickserv

    POLL:

    Well.....Canes now down 3-0 and could get swept. If Carolina doesn't win 4 games in a row Jord20 might have to resort to prostitution to make ends meet. There is a market for everything though, so it might work out well for Jord20, so maybe not all bad news. But one thing is for sure, the odds...
  185. kickserv

    Round 2 NHL Wednesday, May 8th

    My testicles agree. https://www.madjacksports.com/forum/threads/cup.6972155/#post-7019711
  186. kickserv

    Round 2 NHL Wednesday, May 8th

    Sometimes life really sucks.
  187. kickserv

    POLL:

  188. kickserv

    Round 2 NHL Wednesday, May 8th

    Bateman makes a profit.
  189. kickserv

    Cup

    Nothing official yet, but I am feeling my testicles are very safe.
  190. kickserv

    POLL:

    After the 1st two games it ain't looking good, long way to go though. I myself thought the Canes would roll through the Rangers, I was wrong. Hopefully Jord20 does not lose his life savings, if he does, he might have to resort to prostitution, and nobody wants to see that.
  191. kickserv

    I hate half posting.

    Will Jord ever learn......
  192. kickserv

    I found kickserv's TikTok account

    I don't like to brag, I keep those private.
  193. kickserv

    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    updated record...... 2024 NHL Playoffs Record ----------------------------------- MoneyLine 0-0 Puck Line 0-1 Over/Under 0-3 Parlays 0-4 Prop 9-8 Series 0-3 -9.07 Pucks
  194. kickserv

    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    A profit of 1.47 Pucks for May 7th:)
  195. kickserv

    2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    May 7th Action New York Rangers to score Under 2.5 goals $2.05 (+105) *2 Pucks Jake Guentzel to score at least one goal $3.00 (+200) *0.75 Puck Sebastian Aho to score at least one goal $3.00 (+200) *half Puck Jamie Benn to get at least one point $1.91 (-110) *1.5 Pucks Miro Heiskanen Over...
  196. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    ummm......no.
  197. kickserv

    Very Brave!

  198. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    so so hot.
  199. kickserv

    UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

    Fight Card ------------------------------------------------------- Derrick Lewis vs. Rodrigo Nascimento Joaquin Buckley vs. Nursulton Ruziboev Alonzo Menifield vs. Carlos Ulberg Diego Ferreira vs. Mateusz Rebecki Alex Caceres vs. Sean Woodson Waldo Cortes-Acosta vs. Robelis Despaigne...
  200. kickserv

    Game 1 Bruins vs. Panthers

    Sometimes the chalk fucks you right up the ass Pulp Fiction style.
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