golf outing pics and commentary
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Okay..........here we go.
arrived at Cincy and Handi Capper and his lovely wife and sister in law(?) picked me up went to the hotel and after that everything gets a bit fuzzy but I will try my best.
First I met Jack and we went down to lobby bar with Dawgball and had maybe 6-8 beers. One of us mentioned a nap at which point I went back up to my room and changed into shorts to hit the pool, when the nap man Jack called and said, and I quote "what are you doing slick" hence back to the bar. Went upstairs to change after numerous tune ups and showered and changed and met up with Dunclock, helluva guy by the way, ummmm see this is where it gets fuzzy, I had already met Kosar I think and he had disappeared for awhile then he and Smurp come walking outta the elevator and Kosar is doing the whole sideways step thing already which was great, then everyone else showed up like Tide, BBC, the big moose, gmroz (we are like tighter than two nuts on a squirrel now, love the guy, scuse me atheist)and many others. Then the dude/chick came in and I went right by her as I saw her earlier at the pool when she was dripping wet and in a bikini and apparently she had drunkenly wandered out on the driving range after a swim during peak hours because the damage all those 70 compression balls Kosar was hitting really left a number of dents and such on her thighs and surrounding area. Plus she had a friend with a disjointed hip and red eyes apparently which looked like an easy mark but apparently she was a bit touchy on the subject of her hip as I offered to knock the other one out of joint they left. Closed that bar and the other down. Went to bed.
Day 2
Breakfast boofay, nap, golf. Knocked back about ten or so on the golf course and pretty much nver shut up and had my fun with Eddie and the boys. Was so friggin hot at one point my damn crotch was dripping like a popsicle in july. Sucked at everything pretty much until I started using Bart's driver at which point it was lights out. I was happy to disappoint as I knew I would and wanted to drink more so I did. Showered, met Dunclock and we both hit on some Cuban and then drank that night away.
Day 3
Everyone was pretty much gone except Handi Capper and I hung at the pool and he played cards, very well I might add. Pretty much did the same shit I did the days before but then the flight home was ridiculous. Got dropped off after the breakfast boofay with Handi and his wife. Flight to Dallas was done no way I am getting on was number 73 on the standby list so went to Chicago got there and went to Des Moines thinking I could get on that flt to DFW. wrong! Back to Chicago and immediately jumped on a flight to Louisville where I sat around until about 6p and finally caught a flight to DFW and got home around 745p that night. Had a couple of buddies over to catch up on everything and that was it. Slept like Kosar on a night flight and here I am.
Just want to say that anyone that has not been to one of these things is missing out on some of the best belly laughs you will ever get, as you can plainly see by my pictures, or you may just be gay, not that theirs anything wrong with that.
Tonkgolf, Wineguy, DTB and some others I wish I would have got to talk to a bit more but what a
frigging gas it was.
Hope this helps,:shrug:
FDC
arrived at Cincy and Handi Capper and his lovely wife and sister in law(?) picked me up went to the hotel and after that everything gets a bit fuzzy but I will try my best.
First I met Jack and we went down to lobby bar with Dawgball and had maybe 6-8 beers. One of us mentioned a nap at which point I went back up to my room and changed into shorts to hit the pool, when the nap man Jack called and said, and I quote "what are you doing slick" hence back to the bar. Went upstairs to change after numerous tune ups and showered and changed and met up with Dunclock, helluva guy by the way, ummmm see this is where it gets fuzzy, I had already met Kosar I think and he had disappeared for awhile then he and Smurp come walking outta the elevator and Kosar is doing the whole sideways step thing already which was great, then everyone else showed up like Tide, BBC, the big moose, gmroz (we are like tighter than two nuts on a squirrel now, love the guy, scuse me atheist)and many others. Then the dude/chick came in and I went right by her as I saw her earlier at the pool when she was dripping wet and in a bikini and apparently she had drunkenly wandered out on the driving range after a swim during peak hours because the damage all those 70 compression balls Kosar was hitting really left a number of dents and such on her thighs and surrounding area. Plus she had a friend with a disjointed hip and red eyes apparently which looked like an easy mark but apparently she was a bit touchy on the subject of her hip as I offered to knock the other one out of joint they left. Closed that bar and the other down. Went to bed.
Day 2
Breakfast boofay, nap, golf. Knocked back about ten or so on the golf course and pretty much nver shut up and had my fun with Eddie and the boys. Was so friggin hot at one point my damn crotch was dripping like a popsicle in july. Sucked at everything pretty much until I started using Bart's driver at which point it was lights out. I was happy to disappoint as I knew I would and wanted to drink more so I did. Showered, met Dunclock and we both hit on some Cuban and then drank that night away.
Day 3
Everyone was pretty much gone except Handi Capper and I hung at the pool and he played cards, very well I might add. Pretty much did the same shit I did the days before but then the flight home was ridiculous. Got dropped off after the breakfast boofay with Handi and his wife. Flight to Dallas was done no way I am getting on was number 73 on the standby list so went to Chicago got there and went to Des Moines thinking I could get on that flt to DFW. wrong! Back to Chicago and immediately jumped on a flight to Louisville where I sat around until about 6p and finally caught a flight to DFW and got home around 745p that night. Had a couple of buddies over to catch up on everything and that was it. Slept like Kosar on a night flight and here I am.
Just want to say that anyone that has not been to one of these things is missing out on some of the best belly laughs you will ever get, as you can plainly see by my pictures, or you may just be gay, not that theirs anything wrong with that.
Tonkgolf, Wineguy, DTB and some others I wish I would have got to talk to a bit more but what a
frigging gas it was.
Hope this helps,:shrug:
FDC
Oh yeah and I fell asleep on the keyboard in the business center one night and woke up with key imprints in my cheek:00hour
:shrug:
no you didin't.
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
you met me, kosar and dunclock and we went to the clubhouse bar and were later joined by bart and samantha. we went to take a nap after that and that's when we hooked up with dawgball and you guys went to play in the poker tourney.
you'll be okay though :mj07: :mj07:
:0corn
told you it was a bit fuzzy but I knew we met someone. Besides I was only in the poker tourney like eight minutes anyway!!!!!:mj07: :shrug:
yes, all is true,even exposure
she told poker super. she was with madjack group:scared :scared i denied,denied, denied it:mj07: but came clean sunday bout knowing her after she left sunday, she will be remembered there for a looooooooooooooooong time
be back later
pic of DTB
Pics of DTB's wife - Li
She was the DD for Swig and Em
I would like thank Lewehands for dropping out and allowing me to play with DTB and his group :00hour :00hour
Pics of DTB's wife - Li
She was the DD for Swig and Em
I would like thank Lewehands for dropping out and allowing me to play with DTB and his group :00hour :00hour
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j/k bro :toast:
whether you like his couiffure or not the guy is still a gas to hang out with and I can assure you that it is no combover as there would've been another pic of me with my mouth wide open laughing, but such is not the case. Let me tell you this though if you ever go to a china shop you want to have Nole with you:mj07:
fats
Tell us something about Eddie Haskell.
did you piss him off or something ?
give us a good Eddie Haskell story
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Tell us something about Eddie Haskell.
did you piss him off or something ?
give us a good Eddie Haskell story
:shrug:
Nah, I didn't piss him off at all
that I know of. I had my fun with him and he with me and everyone else, but I think I will refrain from any Eddie Haskell stories at this point as I found him and his wife to be pretty good people. He is a witty guy and has a great internet persona that he has obviously worked very hard at so I think I will humbly pass on any stories.
Know this doesn't help, but there is always tomorrow, or the next day,
FDC
Yea I had that day nailed huh? Told you it was fuzzy, remember I got up at 4a that day and flew for two hours and rode forty minutes to get there so I was already a bit fuzzy.:shrug: :142smilie
Eddie Haskell arrived exactly 1 day late. I saw 2 slip and fall injuries accompanied by backboard, neckbrace, and stretcher right in the lobby of the Belterra hotel. Alas, both of these traumatic (hotel's the fault) injuries happened before the old counselor arrived, so he couldn't pass out his card.
No kidding; I really did see this and joked about both at the time after I asked if I could help and was told no by the first responder Belterra rent-a-cops.
No kidding; I really did see this and joked about both at the time after I asked if I could help and was told no by the first responder Belterra rent-a-cops.
Couldn't get pics toload at home Clint--thought I had plug and play but still couldn't get it to function--will have to wait for office and scan them in. Got some goodies--
Shawn I have some good ones of Shawna--
Didn't get to speak much to eddie --but after seeing his "w" shirt believe we might have been on same floor. Was leaving room and saw lady in long night shirt that said--ooooooo-bama-
with a Mick Jagger tongue below it-- putting tray outside a door
Shawn I have some good ones of Shawna--
Didn't get to speak much to eddie --but after seeing his "w" shirt believe we might have been on same floor. Was leaving room and saw lady in long night shirt that said--ooooooo-bama-
with a Mick Jagger tongue below it-- putting tray outside a door
OMG! what a weekend
always nice to meet old friends and make new.
1st off- chris/nole is one of the finest guys you can ever meet, thanks
thanks to rolltide (u the man) & nole & tommy two foot for makin my buddy steve feel so welcome golfing, he had a blast,now he's talking of joining madjacks
eddie, i didnt get to meet your bride so your still safe
amanda is a hoot :scared im on a 3 week suspension from poker room:mj07:
FDC-WOW
smurphy-energy personified
dawgball-the disappearing man, didnt get much time to socialize with but next time its a must
ppabart- funny, funny man with a beautiful wife
didnt see dunclock much but when i did he was always with someones wife, come to think of it my wife was missing several times:00x32
thanks jack, even fran enjoyed herself enuff to say she would do it again, huge accomplshment
always nice to meet old friends and make new.
1st off- chris/nole is one of the finest guys you can ever meet, thanks
thanks to rolltide (u the man) & nole & tommy two foot for makin my buddy steve feel so welcome golfing, he had a blast,now he's talking of joining madjacks
eddie, i didnt get to meet your bride so your still safe
amanda is a hoot :scared im on a 3 week suspension from poker room:mj07:
FDC-WOW
smurphy-energy personified
dawgball-the disappearing man, didnt get much time to socialize with but next time its a must
ppabart- funny, funny man with a beautiful wife
didnt see dunclock much but when i did he was always with someones wife, come to think of it my wife was missing several times:00x32
thanks jack, even fran enjoyed herself enuff to say she would do it again, huge accomplshment
