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  1. Smitty

    1 Month In

    maga's #1 priority is to piss off democrats. doesn't matter if it hurts the country. doesn't matter if it fucks the entire planet (last i checked, magas are still on this planet). doesn't even matter if they fuck over themselves. as long as the dems are unhappy, the magas cheer. they've...
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    sam houston st +5 @ mtsu

    never a doubt. thank you, sir. :smilies20
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    What would you do?

    well then that is EXTRA fucked up.
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    What would you do?

    a face tattoo always is.
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    Nole Doing Play by Play.....

    good ol' bob menery.
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    What would you do?

    hold up, they have non-smoking rooms in paris? paris france?? i'm pretty sure the french are REQUIRED to smoke, starting at the age of 6. but, yeah, that's pretty fucked up. other than disputing it with the cc company and trying to involve management... about all he can do is threaten to...
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    Well......

    must be all the illegal mexicans, upset about the gulf of america. wow, just typing "gulf of america" made me feel a little dumber.
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    February 22nd Tennis Action

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    I see dead people

    russian media (controlled by.... who?) sure is happy with the recent developments. https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-kellogg-zelenskyy-437f4c8fa4531059007dd3ab00c23458
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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    oh, I know why he did it. YOU know why he did it. but these fucking idiots who are cheering while musk fires tens of thousands of people (remember, roughly 30% of them are veterans) certainly don't get it. they are so convinced that they are winning that they don't give a fuck what musk is...
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    A Sammy for Jack

    i'd give it a go. i laughed when he added salt. are you fucking kidding me?
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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    man, i threw the cult members this huge softball, and they still can't hit it. what a bunch of cowards. thinking makes their heads hurt, so they ignore this.
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    I see dead people

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    Winning!

    yeah, i used to think that, too. until i read an article on that, and it made a good point. new legislators, because they don't know what the fuck they're doing, are a LOT more susceptible to lobbyists. they rely on the lobbyists to educate them on, well, just about everything they're not...
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    I see dead people

    hold up... are you implying that one dumbass found a bunch of lies that support his worldview, posted them here like he REALLY GOT US THIS TIME, and then another dumbass assumed it was true, without checking for himself?
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    Guess Who Was Awarded Another Government Contract?

    apparently you didn't read the article. "It comes as Musk, the world’s wealthiest man, spoke to reporters from the Oval Office on Tuesday, where he insisted that there was no conflict of interest in his companies taking money from agencies" “You have to look at the individual contract,” Musk...
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    Trump/Musk say FUCK YOU to Veterans who need help

    absolutely. those damn vets, sucking at the government's teat. fucking freeloaders. why can't they pull themselves up by their bootstraps, as god intended?
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    This Fucker....

    we all know he's going to blame everything that goes wrong the next 4 years on biden. unless he slips and blames obama for something. and, like cie said, anyone who believed anything trump said on the campaign trail is a fool.
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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    lots of crickets in here. nothing but crickets. well, except for the dumbest cricket of all. he's nowhere to be found. sean hannity can't explain this one to him, so he's got nothing. c'mon, cie, you think you're the smart one in the group. make this make sense. why have republicans been...
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    Trumpty Dumpty

    prayer circle jerk. "it's only gay if you look him in the eye."
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    Please explain if you have a problem with this.

    oh, hedgehog, what's it like going through life without being able to form a single original thought? to have all of your beliefs spoon-fed by right wing media and an algorithm? you voted for a life-long con man, but you're convinced there is such a thing as the "biden crime family."
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    Trump/Musk say FUCK YOU to Veterans who need help

    https://eedition.timesunion.com/infinity/article_popover_share.aspx?guid=bd5f405a-0c9c-4c10-89ac-1783f86417bd&share=true this is bad enough that a democratic congressman AND a republican congressman are pissed about it. just keep shutting places down. who the fuck cares who it hurts?
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    Trump Tells Georgia, "Fuck You!"

    and who votes for him en masse? those darn evangelical christians. what a great sense of humor they have.
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    Trumpty Dumpty

    excuse me, sir... are those facts? yeah, certain people around here don't care for that sort of thing. i'm sure next time oldmansrt is hanging out with his buddies and someone mentions that biden took 577 vacation days, he will immediately correct them. "sorry, fellas, but turns out we were...
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    Please explain if you have a problem with this.

    unfortunately, you left off the most important group in his circle. those who have truly evil intentions and know trump is just the useful idiot who will enable them to see their plans to fruition. trump is so easily manipulated, it's pathetic. and terrifying. a few months ago, trump hated...
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    Please explain if you have a problem with this.

    thank you, i didn't want to have to dig that up. it's really too easy.
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    People paid for treason

    sadly, that's the case for all of 'em. no matter how many times we try to have an honest debate, they are completely incapable of it. they are the sore loser who knocks over the monopoly board rather than take the L. they will never admit they are wrong, because facts don't matter. and...
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    People paid for treason

    i truly hope, some day before you die, you realize what a fool you've been. but i reckon you'd die a lot happier if that day never comes.
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    Nevada sportsbooks won state-record $22.1M on Super Bowl LIX

    only hammer1 did better than the books on Sunday.
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    Trump Appointees Resign Over Corruption in Eric Adams Case

    hey, let's give cricket credit when credit is due.... he recognized that trump appointees were "the swamp", and was in favor of draining said swamp. he's coming around! pretty soon he'll realize maybe elon musk SHOULDN'T have unfettered access to, well, everything.
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    Trump Appointees Resign Over Corruption in Eric Adams Case

    this is where we're at. commit all the crimes/corruption you want, then go kiss trump's ass. maybe the best part of this mess... sassoon said that the adams' team promised the trump team they would help him out in exchange for dropping the charges. of course, adams denies this. only...
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    Going out of business scam.

    exactly this. they're so convinced that "the left" is stealing from them that they don't notice/care that the people they vote for are actually the ones doing the stealing. and when they can't get ahead, they just keep blaming the left. i kinda can't wait until all the magas who are on...
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    People paid for treason

    the irony in this...
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    February 13th Tennis Action

    seriously, who could ever beat THIS guy?
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    February 13th Tennis Action

    never, ever bet against purple-haired ZZ.
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    Half Time Show

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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    hey, look at that. raymond gets it!! he understands that he'll be losing his slice of the american pie.
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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    this. they keep the cult members locked in a culture war while exploiting the shit out of them. it wasn't long ago that the right wing HATED the "elites." now they lick the boots of the world's richest man and a man who has pretended to be a billionaire most of his life.
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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    exactly. just heard the other day that musk was under investigation by one of the agencies (USAID?) he's shutting down. something to do with the use of his starlink satellites in ukraine.
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    Trump lays out tax priorities

    no, see, that's when donny is just being a jokester and should not be taken seriously. you should only believe what donny says when cie agrees with what donny says.
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    Dear Trump/Musk Supporters...

    the desire to eliminate multiple government agencies is all about getting rid of fraud and waste and saving tax dollars, right? soooo... please explain why they are doing everything they can to eliminate the CFPB. the CFPB's budget is $800M. They have returned over $30B to US taxpayers. not...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    oh, that's at least the 2nd time he's used that excuse. it's sad, because arguing with trump supporters is like arguing with a brick wall. even someone like cie, who keeps insisting he's not a big trump fan, and yet he believes everything the guy says (except when it's convenient not to)...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    you are absolutely hilarious, because you know you're full of shit. i'm guessing you read my response and realize you can't rebut a single thing i said. so you pretend that it's just too many darn words. you also know that both of your comments that i referenced WERE direct quotes, which is...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    oh, so we're back to... "you can't believe anything trump says?" the president of the united states literally talked about invading greenland and panama. and, yes, throwing palestinians out of gaza and building a resort there. how the fuck this is real life, i have no idea. do i think we'll...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    one thing trump supporters have in common... the synapses just ain't firing on all cylinders. they've already convinced themselves that it's just fine if we invade greenland and/or panama.
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    Mission 59

    somewhere, rocky mountain is desperately trying to shimmy up a greased light pole. not only did you get the win... you didn't have any stress to go with it!
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    it's even funnier, because i'm pretty sure he THINKS he's a smart guy. maybe the best part? he even acknowledged that i paraphrased him. which, obviously, is exactly what i did. hmmm... maybe he doesn't actually know what "paraphrase" means? cie, i'm going to type slowly, so maybe you'll...
  48. Smitty

    ARROW

    sorry, man. tried to warn ya. at least some of y'all got a push.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    well that was an almost perfect first half. for shits and giggles... KC (ML) 1 to win 10.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    Ok, this is what i'm going with. Hurts TD 1X Hunt TD 1 to win 1.4 Hunt Team First TD 1 to win 4.5 Hurts & Hunt (sounds like a law firm) to combine for 2 TDs 1 to win 1.7 Nolan Smith over (.25) sacks 2.4 to win 2 Josh Sweat over (.25) sacks 2 to win 3.0 Karlaftis over (.25) sacks 4.3 to win 4...
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    AI Prediction is KC 38-35

    oh, you loved AI right up until it predicted the eagles would lose. :)
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    and, here we go again. ducking a pretty basic question. why do you believe this term will be any different? you know he increased the national debt more than any previous president had done in 4 years. but you are convinced he's going to actually REDUCE it now. why? you really think elon...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    every business venture he started failed (including a casino!) until some idiot decided to put him on tv in the role of a successful businessman. even donald trump couldn't lose money at that. trump steaks trump water trump university trump airlines (i think. so many scams, i can't even keep...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    not much. you keep proving it. it's absolutely hilarious that you truly, TRULY believe donald trump and his administration give a fuck about decreasing the national debt. do we really need to remind you what he did his first four years? how gullible do you have to be to believe this will...
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    exactly. apparently that's all it cost to have control of the united states' purse strings. imagine if george soros donated $270M to kamala harris' campaign, she won, and then let him do the shit musk is doing. these dipshits would be LOSING. THEIR. SHIT.
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    Octopus +1400

    as soon as i read that, i thought... "hmmm... jalen hurts." i then looked to see if there has been one in the super bowl. there has been exactly one. and it was jalen hurts. GL, sir. i may join you on that one.
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    the cognitive dissonance is truly off the charts. they believe everything they are told by trump and right wing media. as i've said before, that is certainly easier than thinking for yourself. of course, it's also a clear sign that they are in a cult. "critical thinking? what's that?" this...
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    Superb Owl XXX

    nolan smith? i see he had hammy issues last year, but nothing this year. he had a groin injury in early november, and those can certainly linger, but he's had 8 sacks in 11 games since then. devonta smith, on the other hand, is dealing with some hammy issues currently.
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    Project 2025: Reform Fed Govt & Support Trumpism

    "i love trump because he does what he said he's going to do during the campaign." "anyone who believes what trump says during the campaign is a fool." same guy said both of these. can't make this shit up.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    i've been a fan of carter since college when he got a hold of a qb, but the qb wasn't going down so carter picked him right up. but then the shocking part, for a college kid... he didn't body slam him and pick up a stupid penalty. he just held him in the air until the ref blew the whistle. i...
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    Hahahahaha. Ohtani

    damn, man, just looking that up is gonna get you investigated. may as well google "how to get rid of a human body." hopefully you can log into madjacks from prison!
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    SUPERBOWL...

    i hope they're right. i may take philly 1H for a little more than i'd like. based on how good kc has been in 1-score games, if i was going to bet philly for the game i'd strongly consider betting them at -6.5 (+257). if it's close late, gotta figure kc is going to pull it out.
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    Hahahahaha. Ohtani

    a white collar crime and a defendant with (presumably) no prior convictions.... nobody is doing 20 years for that. man, your tin foil hats are getting a little too tight.
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    SUPERBOWL...

    holy crap, dude, where did you get -120? i'm seeing -155 & -173 at my books. did you move the line that much since monday???
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    Superb Owl XXX

    wanted to add this while i'm thinking about it... in 3 playoff games, hurts has been sacked 11 times. only the rams game was close, and he was sacked 7 times that game.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    ok, here's what i'm thinking so far. i'll post the final #s when i put the bets in. Hurts TD 1X Hunt TD 1X (+140) Hunt Team First TD 1X (+450) He scored their first TD in both playoff games. Hurts & Hunt (sounds like a law firm) to combine for 2 TDs 1X (+170) Hurts rushing yds over (38.5) 1X...
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    Superb Owl XXX

    good stuff, and reminds me of two things i wanted to touch upon.... with an extra week for KC to prepare, the loss of Dean at LB could be really big for the eagles. a lot of the eagles' success in the playoffs has been due to TOs. they have forced 10 (TEN!!) in 3 games, while not turning the...
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    Superb Owl XXX

    thank you, sir. he is the only guy with shorter odds of getting a sack than karlaftis. i may bet smith and sweat, as well as karlaftis.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    hmmmm.... carter is obviously a stud, and if others get sick as well... at this point, i'm leaning towards philly for the 1H, and maybe nothing for the game. so hopefully they can hold up for the first 30 minutes.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    some interesting tidbits... KC has played in 4 of the last 5 SBs (in case you hadn't heard). at halftime in those 4 games, KC was... tied 10-10 (won 31-20) down 21-6 (lost 31-9) down 24-14 (won 38-35) down 10-3 (won 25-22) Mahomes has thrown at least one INT in 3 of the 4 games. the only...
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    Superb Owl XXX

    rocky, maybe you'll know this, as the foremost expert on all things eagles... does one of their edge rushers consistently line up on the right side of the defensive line? or do they frequently switch sides? just wondering if one guy will have more opportunities lined up against thuney. he's a...
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    Superb Owl XXX

    it was nuts. and i was trying to track everything live. for example, i had jerick mckinnon over 19.5 yds rushing. each time he carried, i tallied up his yardage. i'd like to get that a little more under control this year. hopefully no more than 20-25 wagers. it would help if i don't look...
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    Superb Owl XXX

    no, those aren't roman numerals. nor is it what i'll be drinking. much like kickserv, i'm rooting for a kendrick lamar nip slip at halftime. making this only the 2nd XXX-rated super bowl!! as i mentioned in dave's thread, so far i've only bet hurts to score a TD. i will definitely be on...
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    ARROW

    you are 100% correct. last i looked, karlaftis was +100 to go over .25 sacks. i probably should have grabbed that, because i doubt he'll go higher. but so far, the only bet i've placed was hurts to score a TD. funny thing about that, as we completely hijack arrow's thread (sorry, dave!)...
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    ARROW

    oh, i know. thanks to nolan dalla, i started betting them under the 1Q. it was good for a while. and, oddly, i think it turned around when pickett played. but they continued their good starts when hurts came back. but until then, the only 2 times they went over their 1Q total was when they...
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    ARROW

    dave, i have some bad news... i REALLY like the first half under. be prepared for a safety or a blocked fg returned for a td at the end of the half. something really stupid that puts it over the total. i apologize in advance.
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    Todd34, whatcha got?!?

    i can't remember if he said the bills were going to beat the eagles or the other way around...
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    Firehouse Subs

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    Firehouse Subs

    any possibility your senses were... altered at 3:50AM?
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    No idea why I'm posting this

    my 2 cents.... not long ago, that was a solid way to make money. but.... the lines are completely driven by the computers now. obviously i don't have access to the programs used by the books or the big syndicates (bummer). i think BB used the Sagarin ratings. Near as I can tell, those are...
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    Shocking Data Why Vegas Tourism Is on the Brink of Collapse

    it will be interesting to see what happens. problem is, if it really keeps getting worse and the big properties aren't making the money they want to make, they'll have two options. A) actually improve things, which would hurt short-term profits or B) dump the places and take their write-offs...
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