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    Hypothetical Situation here...

    No, it does not involve sex toys! If America were to split in half, by party lines. I.e, you could go live with the republicans, or you could go live with the democrats. All other things being equal-----same amount of resources and raw materials and living areas... basically, if you could...
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    Hawaiian Tropics ... Again!

    Anyone going to be near York PA the weekend of Aug 23-24th? I will be JUDGING the regional finals for the hawaiian tropic pageant that weekend in York, PA. If anyone is going to be around and wants to stop in and have some beers and check out some fine lookin women, please let me know. My...
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    King of Puppies

    Scott, I still have not heard anything about the Peterson trial... I was figuring it would be an open and shut case based on the amount of evidence you had in your corner. Why no verdict yet? -anxiously awaiting that photo of you marine
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    SEX info and advice wanted!

    Ok madjackers... Every so often i tease the ole lady about nailing her in the crapper and giving her a slap on the ass and laughing about it. Half serious... half joking... mainly just looking to get a reaction out of her for shits and grins. So yesterday on the phone she tells me that if i...
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    Feel good poker story of the year

    Ahhhh.. one for the books! Being bored out of my mind out here, I hopped in the car saturday afternoon and went out to Biloxi to play some cards. I sat down at the tables at around 1300. I bought in $100 and started playing 4/8 hold em, won about 70$ in the first 30 minutes and then an omaha...
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    Pensacola Florida

    Do any of you madjackers live around here? I am stuck down in this armpit for a lil bit and am looking for something fun to do in the evenings or on the weekend. Talking to the cute hotel front desk girl only lasts so long before I need something to occupy my time with a lil more substance...
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    Today's joke

    Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's...
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    las vegas rooms?

    Hi guys, I am workin on planning atrip to vegas for halloween.. airfares are dirt cheap, but finding a room special seems to be a problem as they only are advertising as far in advance as labor day for their weekday room deals. I would kinda like to book now, but what are the recommendations...
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    How early is TOO early?

    Ok, Friendly neighbor question: We live in a small residential area with about 30 feet between our houses. This morning at (&(*^(&* 0645 i am awoken to the sound of my neighbors lawn mower running around next to my house. The fat pig is out there at 0645 mowing her lawn right next to my...
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    IE/Jack

    You guys still have sponsorship from Party Poker?
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    Madjack

    Hey homer, What are you up to on 2 Jun? I am going to be down in Bedford, PA in the morning and figure I could swing by and drink a beer or two with you in the afternoon/early evening.
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    Lawn care ettiquette

    Ok boys, hot topic here... My neighbors bag their clippings when they cut their grass. I dont. When I trim my grass, what is the proper number of passes that I should direct my clippings inwards towards my lawn when i cut along the property line? So that my nasty nasty god forsaken clippings...
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    Another Journal Entry for Marine

    Journal, Just thought I would say hello. I have been busy lately, spent Tues and Wed down in South Carolina on business. I think the greatest thing about traveling is when you get to stay at a hotel. Because at the hotel you get nice soft white towels and washcloths. And they do the laundry...
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    Babysitters & Mojo?

    Question for those of you with kids, and also some advice from the husbands and fathers out there. 1. The wife and I talked it over and decided to get a babysitter ona regular basis so she can get out and take a break a couple times a week and go to the gym and shop and what not. Like a 2...
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    Marine - JOURNAL

    Friday, Today is another boring day. I woke up and had cereal for breakfast. I had chinese for lunch. It was delicious. Some guy named Scott on the internet is going to write a story about me. I guess I must be a little more famous and well known than I had originally thought. Tonight I...
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    Class reunions

    Hey guys, I have my ten year reunion coming up this summer and I am looking for some good career choices to portray myself as so people will think I really succeeded in life and am doing great. Any input or ideas would be helpful so I can narrow them down and make the right choice. Here is what...
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    saving for college

    Anyone hear of the website upromise.com? Deals with corporations giving you money back on your purchase of their products... they put like 3% in one of those educational 529 type accounts for a kid. You just register your credit/debit card with them and it is all done electronically. Anyone...
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    Addiction vs reality

    Anyone else see the ABC special last week about "addictions" in america? They talked about "addictions' of overeating, drugs, drinking and gambling and how they are inreality "genetically determined" and these poor poor people who have them cant do anything about it other than just hope that...
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    article on the "Marine" reservist

    SAN JOSE, Calif. - With his sister carrying his duffel bag and his mother holding his hand, a 20-year-old Marine reservist surrendered to the military Tuesday and declared himself a conscientious objector. Wearing camouflage fatigues, Lance Cpl. Stephen Funk turned himself in at the locked...
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    Stephen Funk on Today Show

    Anybody else see this waste of oxygen this morning? Marine Reservist refuses to go to the Gulf and fight. The reasons he had were that he was against the war and was "excercising his OPTOIN" not to go over there. He was very proud of the fact that he had discovered this "option" that allowed...
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