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    Have A Drink On ME

    July 31, 1974......... Happy Birthday to ME!
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    Anyone see

    Jerri's pictorial in Playboy? ( survivor chick ) She coulda saved everyone from starving if she'd been spearing some fish with those nipples!
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    Gold Club

    I can't remember, ever laughing so hard, while reading the USA Today. The testimony that Patrick Ewing gave was priceless. Getting oral sex while the owner and manager were watching! haha. Once, when the lights were out, the manager had a flashlight so to see the encounter! Anyways, hats off to...
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    C WEBB STAYING PUT

    This might be a little premature, but early reports have Chris Webber staying in Sacramento for 120 million. I didn't hear any details,but I'm sure this will be all over the news when it happens. Atta Boy, C WEBB ! At least I won't have to buy my 6th Chris Webber jersey.
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    High schooler to skip senoir season!

    Anyone ever heard of LeBron James? From Akron (St. Vincent St. Mary) Ohio. He led his team to the state championships as a freshman and sophomore. Anyways, the local news reported today, that he will enter for next years NBA draft, after finishing his junior season. I guess theres some...
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    Mind Game

    Some get this quick.... As a father and son were driving home from a fishing trip, their car skidded on the wet roads, crashing into the guardrail. When the paramedics arrived, they immediatly pronounced the father dead. The son, however, was still alive and was rushed to the nearest hospital...
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    Police Reports

    Here a few sheriff reports from my local paper... from "smalltown", OH. A local woman called police to assist in shutting off her alarm clock. The woman claimed that her husband set the alarm, then left for the laundramat, and she could'nt turn it off. Police located the man and advised him of...
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    Sports Idols

    Who are yours? Who do you really idolize? I have a few, but the 2 that come mind very easily are Mike Tyson and Chris Webber. Tyson yeah, he's a nut, but damn! The man had a 28-0 record w/ 16 KO's and won the title as a 20 year old!! I am one of the few who believe that he was innocent of the...
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    Maxim Magazine

    The next best thing since Playboy. This is one magazine that I literally read from front to back...page by page. An "older" guy at work asked me... "whats that magazine about"?...I simply pointed to the top of the cover. SEX SPORTS BEER GADGETS CLOTHES FITNESSWhat more could man want want...
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    Phil Jackson=" Genius"???

    First...Congrats to Shaq, Fisher, Grant, Horry, Bryant, Lou, Harper, Shaw and Fox. Notice, I left out Phil Jackson. I was listening to game 5 on the radio, and before it was even over, Mussberger was comparing Jackson to Auerbach. Bulls**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First, he has Jordan...
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    Have I made any friends here?..........

    cause if I have, you're all gonna hate me come college football season! GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hail to the Victors [This message has been edited by JSMOOTH (edited 06-12-2001).]
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    Norm Peterson

    Not trying to beat a dead horse, but with all the TV themes being posted, refresh my memory on this line......... Woody.. "Whatta ya say, Mr. Peterson?" Norm.. "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" I know there are hundreds of these lines as Norm was entering the bar...
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    Did Jim Tressell get Fired????

    Because everyone here in Ohio keeps telling me........... "We got a coach now" No Terrell, no Thomas, no Henson...... NO PROBLEM! Forget the NBA, Forget Baseball, Hell, forget summer....... Bring on COLLEGE FOOTBALL! ------------------ Hail to the Victors!!
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    DUKE/ARZ Check this out

    March Madness is over, The big game has arrived- From 65 teams, there are 2 still alive. Duke, once again, has conquered them all- But Arizona also wants to dance at the ball. You can scrap all your notes, and trash all the stats- When these teams tip it off...the Devils and Cats. When the...
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    Why Not?

    don't ask me why, but I'm taking Orlando -7
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