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    College Ball

    Ran into an Old Friend today who used to date my sister. We were both at Drunkin Donuts. He gets up to the counter and orders his feast and naturally just like I've been hearing for years the bastard is a "little short". Needless to say he turns to me and asks Ol' Clem if he can borrow three...
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    Week 8... The Seahag Says.

    Well boys the Seahag says she doesn't feel herself after getting her melon split by the bottle the other day. Luckily her mothers stroke with the jamieson bottle also caused some shor term memory loss. She has no recall of the two dimes "she spent". Don't worry Uncle Clem knows exactly where...
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    Doug Flutie

    Looks like he went to the Seahag's cosmetic surgery "Dr". All that Cash? :shrug:
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    The Seahag Says...

    After my worst Saturday since my wedding day, The Seahag says College Football to me is like the wunderlich test to African American Quaterbacks. It makes us look stupid. That's alright I didn't get it either. So now she's got jokes? Anyway my record is an embarrassing 11-17-2 minus 26 units...
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    Week 7. The Seahag says

    Ytd 17-13-1 + 28.5 units on straight plays Parlays are 0-6 -6.5 units Teasers 5-5 +5 units. Waiting on a teaser tonight. I will surely have something obnoxious to post later in the week. Made one early play this week. Now I know Kc is coming off a bye and the Raiders lost Campbell for the...
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    Week 6.. The Seahag Says..

    That bitch hasn't said anything since I used roadkill in my famous 4 alarm chili. Still pending my Pbr on detrot tonight.. Love Atlanta -5.5 Carolina has impressed offensively thus far. I look for the Falcons to shut that the fcuk down this week. Made this line 14 before week one. Now...
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    Uncle Clem's 11000th Post. You know I got some PBR for you.

    The Seahag says I have spent too much time on this sight over the years. You know what they say. "Beer, hookers, poker, and gambling on sports have ruined many a good marriage. I would love to know who "they" are. I'd love to give them a nice case of Chef Clem's Food Poisoning. All kidding...
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    Week 5.. The Seahag says...

    The Seahag says swore she had a full jar of Peanut Butter in the cupboard. I told the bitch to stop swearing and hurry up and buy a few more jars (although a little Mrs butterworths seems to get the job done with the mini hag). :SIB Record ytd Straight plays 10-9-1 plus 7 units Parlays...
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    Week 6... Get your PBR Early. FYPM

    Hillbillys.. Even though I married a bad one , I still love my west virginia brethren. Morgantown is one of the best weekend destinations to watch football, drink and go pigstickin in this country, unless you happen to be black. Saturday Paul Pasqualoni brings his incompetence to the house...
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    College Blow Out

    Straight Plays 4-6.. -6 units Teasers 1-1 +2 units I have one game circled this week. I handicapped this game and think it covers the spread by 17 points. We Have a coach who left a decent job for this one. Who started off with two tough tests and split them. He then gets bashed over...
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    Week 4. The Seahag says...

    If you didn't read about the Seahags adventure in my Lazy Boy from week 3.. Let's just say she came at me like a 5 foot tall obese orangatang in heat once she found her way home. I had to shoot the bitch with a tranquilizer gun. I felt like I was a guest star on Mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom...
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    Andy Reid and Vick

    Got their asses handed to them by Tom and Eli. Undermanned. but not out gunned. Suck it Philly:142smilie
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    College

    Working on a few plays... Thinking Ecu -14 after two real tough national programs is a little too much to ask. I think UAB will keep this tight. UAb +14 2 units.
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    Week 3.. The Seahag Says.

    The Seahag says that if I come home drunk one more time it's over. :toast:. I told her that if it weren't for beer vodka and viagara she would never have gotten married and I would be getting all my sex outside of the marriage instead of the 90% I do now. Last week did not go well. Greenbay...
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    Week 2... The Seahag Says.

    Well boys the shit finally hit the fan at Chateau Clem's. I come home from a tough day of playing cards, some horses, maybe a beer or two topped off with a massage from this bowlegged brazillian broad, only to find the Seahag must have lost her mind. I god a yard and house full of Mexican day...
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    Week 2

    2-0 plus 6 units ytd First teaser of the year Ecu is an over machine,, Book it They can score and will normally be coming from behind as they cant stop Helen keller. Va tech can score and usually blocks a kick or scores on defense. Line is 62 I'll move it to 52. TCU +11 Like them outright so...
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    I beat Clem Football style

    Free Contest with decent prizes! Free. Not affiliated with Madjacks in anyway yet this one is only for my boys here. Reason I'm doing this is to get a nice consensus everyweek for a project that I will post on here. The basketball version worked well and I look forward to ppabart being able to...
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    Opening Day...The Seahag says.

    We are going to paint the house this weekend.:mj07: That bitch must have bumped her head. Ofcourse I will talk a good game for her and be all gung ho about gettin her done, but you can count on Ol Clem making breakfast on Saturday. The Mayo from days gone by on my boat will make an appearance in...
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    Facebook

    Alot of you guys have my "real" facebook page. Do me a favor and search for Clem D on there and like him. This is a good place to get up to the minute updates on the seahag and check out some of my writing. Love you guys
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    Bearded Clem

    Just got back from a nice morning fishing at the beach in time to post a couple games I like. The Seahag asked me to share some of the fish I caught with her. You know me I like to share. Took me about a half hour but i was able to get her door panel off the pontiac and enclose a nice bluefish...
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