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    Why I flunked out of med school

    QUESTION ANSWER 1. Artery .... The study of painting 2. Bacteria .... Back door to cafeteria 3. Bowel .... A letter like a, e, i, o, u 4. Caesarian Section .... A...
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    Need Larger Text As You're Reading?

    Quick Tip.. Having a hard time reading the small print on a page? Hold down the Ctrl key and place your cursor in the scroll bar on the right....now roll the scroll wheel one click at a time....one direction will increase the font size...the other will decrease it. hwnhrt:)
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    Joke

    Big Bob, a strapping lad standing 6ft 5 went to his local Doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise me, and I mean it - not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've...
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    Some Humor...

    A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of...
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    Rules According To Men...

    RULES ACCORDING TO MEN... Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes, we are...
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    A "Lucky" Kiss

    A "Lucky" Kiss A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears...
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    Computer Help Please...

    Hi guys, I ran Adware 6.0 and had 76 objects removed. Among them were some files called n-CASE. Now I get these warning windows that pop up and says.. The system has detected that a third party application has removed n-CASE possibly without your consent. This may cause some progams not to...
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    When the Lord made man......

    When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss. The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he wanted to go, he should be boss. The stomach countered with the...
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    Saga of a man who named his dog "Sex"

    Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You...
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    Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes...

    Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) 1) That is not right.........................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................................Dum Fuk 5)...
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    Teacher's Snappy Answer (Joke)

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A...
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    Riddle..Baseball Fans

    For you baseball fans: Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first Diamondbacks baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves drinking the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that...
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    Crazy Slogans...

    Found this on another site.... Plumbers: "We repair what your husband fixed." "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." A non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." A maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." A tire shop: "Invite...
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    Computer Help Please!!

    I have a Compaq with Windows ME. My boyfriend installed the Hotbar Toolbar and I wish he hadn't cause everytime I do the Ad-Ware scan, there's at least 60 objects found on Hotbar. How do I uninstall it? I am computer illiterate. Thanks for any help in advance. Aloha, hwnhrt
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    CD Buyers..Put in your claim!

    To anyone who purchased a cd between Jan 1, 1995-Dec 22,2000 Go here and put in your claim...you can receive anywhere from $5-$20 http://www.musiccdsettlement.com/english/default.htm hwnhrt
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