THE TWELVE PLAYS FOR CHRISTMAS
On your first play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your second play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your third play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your fourth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your fifth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your sixth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your seventh play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your eighth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your ninth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your tenth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your eleventh play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, choose to use the Trojans, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your twelfth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, don't bet Chokelahoma, choose to use the Trojans, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
Although, I suppose this is really a gag gift, I want you to know that I did handicap these games and I am playing each of them for a small amount (except, acourse, for the Oregon bet). Amazingly, the three previous times I posted these plays here at Jack's, they went 8-3-1, 8-4 and 7-4-1. That's 23-11-2 for those of you keeping score at home. Acourse, I've actually only given you 11 plays this year, because I still can't pull the trigger in the Sugar Bowl. I guess I'm holding out for 7 points. Anyway, these are for you, Griffin. And every other one of you guys and dolls! You're a classy bunch and it is an honor hangin' out with you. Happy Holidays to you all! Like, moo.
On your first play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your second play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your third play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your fourth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your fifth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your sixth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your seventh play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your eighth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your ninth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your tenth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your eleventh play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, choose to use the Trojans, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
On your twelfth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, don't bet Chokelahoma, choose to use the Trojans, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks
Although, I suppose this is really a gag gift, I want you to know that I did handicap these games and I am playing each of them for a small amount (except, acourse, for the Oregon bet). Amazingly, the three previous times I posted these plays here at Jack's, they went 8-3-1, 8-4 and 7-4-1. That's 23-11-2 for those of you keeping score at home. Acourse, I've actually only given you 11 plays this year, because I still can't pull the trigger in the Sugar Bowl. I guess I'm holding out for 7 points. Anyway, these are for you, Griffin. And every other one of you guys and dolls! You're a classy bunch and it is an honor hangin' out with you. Happy Holidays to you all! Like, moo.
