On your thirteenth play for Christmas, Cow says if you want bucks, don't bet Chokelahoma, choose to use the Trojans, insist on Mississippi, Kansas State is worthy, fade the freakin' Gators, put some on the Panthers, don't miss Southern Miss, Washington sucks! Roll with Bowling Green, go Beavers, grab some NC State and unload on the Oregon Ducks because Auburn sucks!
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