1st Super Bowl I will Intentionally Not Watch Since 1967
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Thanks for the tip. If the under and the point spread win, I'll send you an autographed Taylor Swift T-shirt as a thank you.
Absolutely funnyyyz thanks! That response made me spit out my soup. Best laugh I had in a long time. I mean this sincerely. Too funny!!
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It must be an original and not a copy or store bought! And I will hold you to this as an accepted contract for my advice! If you can't produce it then I will expect its fair market value in cash as an accepted replacement as determined by 3 independent experts' average value. The 1 pt win represents a win by KC by the +1.5 spread and under 47.5.
It's the t-shirt she'll be wearing in the 1st quarter, she signed it with the words:
"to my biggest fan Luigi, you'll be in my heart forever"
Of course you won't see her wearing the shirt, because you won't be watching the SuperBowl, but yep, it ain't no copy.
Or fair market value and I accept with your changes to include the T-shirt wording,
Your like to my post shows acceptance so I printed the thread out to memorialize your acceptance of the terms of our agreement. Good luck on the SB Sunday; enjoy the game.
Hey Luigi, was Mario taken when you made up your username? I hated Luigi in Super Mario Bros. That ugly green. By the way I could save the game in 15 mins back in the day on nintendo. LOL
On to the game. I agree with you, but I will be watching. I hope she is delayed in Japan and can't make the game, it would be great.
On to the game. I agree with you, but I will be watching. I hope she is delayed in Japan and can't make the game, it would be great.
Hedge,
Thanks for the question. As I stated earlier my screen name was Geppi after my PeekaPoo dog I named Geppetto and had for 18 years before he went blind, fell off the deck and broke his back. The next dog my wife and I got was a Maltese that we named Mario. Neither of us knew of the game or saw it; he just looked like a Mario to me whatever that means. Mario got lymphoma when he was 4 and after $2500 and 2 weeks of treatments with Cornell Veterinary Clinic in CT I brought him home in a box. The next dog we got was another Maltese from a woman in Manhattan and my grand daughter who was 8 at the time said he's cute and you should call him Luigi since you had a Mario. So we did. Best dog I ever had and the closest to me ever. He died in 2022 after a botched biopsy by a butcher vet here in PA and within 3 months I had to put him down.
As far as Taylor goes, I doubt she will be delayed since she has a private jet but one can hope. If I hear that or hear that SF is crushing KC (which I doubt), I will turn on the game. Enjoy the game and g/l I hope your team wins.
If she's not there! It's called reading comprehension for you; something you're lacking. I don't know how they teach in Canada though.
You do realize that Taylor Swift has given somewhere around 20 million dollars to various "dog rescue charities". She is a big time dog lover and her money alone has saved thousands of dogs from abuse.
Yet, you say she's an asshole?
Man oh man she must have really done some bad shit to you, clearly you don't want to talk about what she did to you. It must have been really bad, like Pulp Fiction in the back room kind of bad.😲😲
How would you know if she's not there, if you are not watching the game? Oh never mind, you have the "Swifty tracker" loaded on your beeper, you know where she is at all times.
As for reading comprehension you just said "or hear that SF is crushing KC (which I doubt), I will turn on the game"
"OR HEAR THAT" means that even if Taylor is wearing your autographed t-shirt in the stands you'll still be tuned in.
And we all know you'll be watching the Superbowl on tv, you ain't fooling anybody🤣
I can't believe you are this dense. My problem is watching the love drama splattered across the screen during a sporting event. She may be a pop star but I don't want to see her every time Kelce does something. I wouldn't want to see the President either if he was there every time his favorite player did something. I especially don't want to watch a 34 y/o, 6'5", 250 lb tight end laying on the ground showing heart symbols or blowing kisses. I don't even like the stupid TD end zone dances by the players. You're professionals, make the play a go back to the team congratulating each other. This isn't an audition for Broadway or the WWE.
I'll know because it will be all over the news and Internet if that plane won't touch down in time or she doesn't show. After all it has been called the Swifty Bowl so if the star of the show isn't there, everyone will know. Think they mostly say "ain't" only in Canada; considered slang here!
We all know that even if Taylor Swift is in the huddle......you'll be watching the game.
I didn't got to school to get an MBA in Business Management and spend 40 years in business to argue with idiots so I will go back to my highschool literature days and take Mark Twain's advice:
Mark Twain — 'Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.'
And sir you are the most experienced one I have met in my life so I will leave you to you own demise and to swim in your own stupidity pool alone. To quote a legend in psychology, "Good day sir, you lose."
If you could let this idiot know what the final score is it would be appreciated. I myself won't be watching the game because I hear the various tv networks will be showing Mr. Peanut in the stands every time somebody gets a First Down. That smug asshole Mr. Peanut with his top-hat and monocle, he thinks he's better than us, fuck him. So yeah, fuck that asshole Mr. Peanut, I will not be watching.
I also read that Andy Reed will be laying on the ground showing heart symbols or blowing kisses if he challenges a play and wins, so yeah, I won't be watching the game.
