20 Rules guys wish girls know

[chefbookie]

My Two cents worth:

Gambling money is not household money, I am not going to lose the house, cars, or anything else that I paid for. I agree whole heartly with the one that was posted earlier about the only things that make me feel better after a loss is sex and booze I agree .



Chef

 

[Bama6895]

Bluemond,

Making a rip at Tuscaloosa and where are you from? For those that do not know, Cullman is a speck on the map. I take dumps larger then Cullman.

A few more RULES:

Yes, we do watch sports all the times so that we do not have to suffer through another date rape, or teen pregnacy Lifetime movie.

Do not bitch at a gift when we asked you what you want and your reply was "I don't care, just get me whatever."

NEVER, ask me to buy you clothes, that is about as possible as me bearing children.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

People in Auburn never get it on with the Farm animals man!


Hey....you know why they cancelled the sex education program at the University of Alabama?




The Cow died!

 

[Anders]

Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a
drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might
have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't
say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off
somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this
restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and
started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he
said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back
home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I
didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back
or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going
to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes,
he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really
distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried
myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really
think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

England lost. Got laid though.

:spotting: dance2

 

[Brett Michaels]

Bluemoundofcrap,

You should be more respectful to the person who penned your state's national anthemn. That's right, I wrote "Sweet Home Alabama", and passed it along to my boys in Skynard. I really didn't care for it much, but I figured Alabama needed to be included in some form in the entertainment world, otherwise everyone else in this great country probably would never hear of it. So instead of giving me a hard time, you should be thanking me.

"In Cullman they love their incestors
They do what they always do
Now Watergate it bothers me
Because I am one whose got a clue
Unlike you"

 

[fatdaddycool]

You mean I should us "an" like this- fatdaddyuncool is an a$$.

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT DUMBASS
Now if we can just get you to spell those three letter words like "use" correctly we would be getting somewhere.

That's right, I wrote "Sweet Home Alabama", and passed it along to my boys in Skynard.

So when you were going through Grandpa's old eight tracks after you were sent to your room for not eating your brussel sprouts, was it there that you lost the abitlity of Rote and misspelled Skynyrd, or was it just because you had to hurry and get off the computer because Dad was due in in the room for his "nightly tuck in" so to speak.
As far as you being Brett Michaels

If you would like to make a wager that I, Brett Michaels, was not in a home-sexalicious-video with Pamela Anderson

that is easily proven and remedied. Simply acquire todays edition of the newspaper, front page, (its that thing your Mom's live in boyfriend reads at the breakfast table while you enjoy the freedom of Cocoa Puffs, and mental retardation), hold the paper thingy up in front of you and take a snapshot and post it immediately. Otherwise, lie to someone else junior. You may think that your little sideshow is funny, but I can assure you it is only funny to the other five kids on your "special" yellow bus. Take your act elswhere. May I suggest the Disney channel or something of the like. Also, even if you were Brett Michaels, don't you realize that you suck, you always have sucked, always will suck. Furthermore, how were you able to cover up the protruding brow and stubby appendages on stage? Bye-Bye lard ass. See that is a movie reference, but not from "The Little Mermaid" or "Scooby Doo" so you probably wouldn't recognize that.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Also, even if you were Brett Michaels, don't you realize that you suck, you always have sucked, always will suck..

Poison does not suck. I have seen many bands play live over the years and every one of them can learn alot from Brett & the boys about how to put on a show and who could forget the opening lines of "Nothing but a good time."

Woo!!! ; heh-heh-heh ; Yeah!!
Woo!! ; heh-heh ; Yeah!!

Will see you at the Tweeter Center next month. Thanks for bringing out Faster Pussycat this tour (No we won't shut up we just Bablyon and on.)