2019 madjacksports 21 year anniversary and Golf Outing

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The shortness of this post is because it would take an infinite amount of words to describe the people involved in this outing. Plus do the members at MJ care?

Who wants to read 17 pages about how fucking great Betone is? Does anyone really believe that he'd setup lodging, golf, lunch, gambling, good times and then still pay for your lunch and buy/cook your dinner? That fucking guy!

Who wants to hear that his son fit in with this group like his MJ join date was Sept 1999?

Who wants to hear how BBC can break bad on his arrival, then switch the flip, ding the casino and stay energizer bunny the whole trip while turning in to a wool magnet deep within the pits? Ever wonder how far away greatness is? I can tell you it's 3 shuttles and an uber ride away.

Do you really want to read about Whatshisnuts International Escapades that involved Interpol, Policia, Amberlances, P?tes ? la cr?me et morceaux de jambon, and a missing purple back pack all while having a mouthful of Josh?

Are you interested to find out that YYZ is a GDRC with a memory bordering on Eidetic? Are you curious how many MJ'ers he has killed? Are you wondering if his 25,000th post was talked about as maybe the greatest post of all time?

Would it turn you on to find out that Wineguy would give the shirt off his back to help you out, that he is doing research and reconnaissance for Josh&Audi, and that he is terrible at returning texts to FDC? Do you wonder what Wineguy thinks of his fans?

Worried that you might discover that Agent & Happy Hippo are raising their children the way we hope to raise ours? Curious to find out that Agent can go and eff Josh by talking Audi in to building her own house? Ever wonder what score Agent would shoot at Augusta? Ok, that questions already been answered.

Think FDC hasn't shown growth over the last 20 years? Then tell me how he can stay so kush while bumping from 0-19 to 0-20 with a broken lighter? If you are man enough to ask then you may be pounded with just the tip from Lucifer to your Lungs. Wonder if this guy got a hug while talking to him about his Mom?

Ever seen a man slay Kitty Glitter? Yeah, me too. Tunica, 5 years ago. Ever seen a man take it down twice? Joker, Black Hawk 2019. Documented. Ever think that same man would then peer pressure you in to taken a ride down the Devil's backbone?

Wondering if Sports can drink me under the table? Wonder if he'll forgive me for tapping out on the casino run the last night? Wonder if his humor hits at a higher percentage than his overs? Wonder if he out kicked his coverage when he married Patty with an I? Wonder if he knows that he is the main reason we made the trip since he was willing to go 2000 miles to Colorado?

Ever wanted to meet the man who started all of this shit 20+ years ago? Ever thought that same guy would go out and get custom shirts for every person that attended, that related back to the many memorable posts over the years? Does it make you wonder what life would be without MJ's?

The answers to these questions and more can be yours if you just come to the next outing.


:toast:


Other than spelling idiotic wrong, this was great!

You guys were awesome!
 

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Awesome! Thanks for posting all the pics. ...So THAT'S sportsaholic!!?? Glad he made it. Nice too see some long lost and now older faces too.
 

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Fucking Josh already stole everything I was going to say.




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Thanks Jaek.






2019 MJ's Golf outing Notable Quotables list.



1. Betone approaching FDC in kitchen Saturday evening after dinner.

"I am fucked up"


FDC . "Have you been pounding that vodka all day?"


"Well yeah, but...... fuck...... I'm fucked up.




Guffaws of laughter.





2. FDC. "Somebody left their phone, is it Chuck's, did he leave his phone? No Josh don't bother, they're long gone".


JOSH of JOSHNAUDI. "I guess you can text everyone to see who gets it and who doesn't".

FDC sends 1 group text to everyone so all get said text asking "who forgot their phone" knowing full well that few person missing their phone wouldn't ever see the text but Josh would see the text come up on said phone and say to FDC.


JOSH "Yeah that's the right one, who did you....".
His own phone beeps and shows same group text. "I just got the same...".


Interrupting, FDC. "Yeah, I sent just sent a group text because I knew you'd figure it out and I thought it would be funny"


This lead to a series of group texts about chuck's phone that he and I got hours of entertainment from.




Feel free to add, more to follow, just got a text from Josh. Got to go







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?That?s right, fucker!?

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?I?ve had a very rough day and I?d appreciate it if you were a little more sensitive?




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"That bacon is pre-cooked! You just microwave it for 30 seconds!"

"It seems to be doing ok in the frying pan..."

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Fucking Josh already stole everything I was going to say.




0-24




Thanks Jaek.






2019 MJ's Golf outing Notable Quotables list.



1. Betone approaching FDC in kitchen Saturday evening after dinner.

"I am fucked up"


FDC . "Have you been pounding that vodka all day?"


"Well yeah, but...... fuck...... I'm fucked up.




Guffaws of laughter.





2. FDC. "Somebody left their phone, is it Chuck's, did he leave his phone? No Josh don't bother, they're long gone".


JOSH of JOSHNAUDI. "I guess you can text everyone to see who gets it and who doesn't".

FDC sends 1 group text to everyone so all get said text asking "who forgot their phone" knowing full well that few person missing their phone wouldn't ever see the text but Josh would see the text come up on said phone and say to FDC.


JOSH "Yeah that's the right one, who did you....".
His own phone beeps and shows same group text. "I just got the same...".


Interrupting, FDC. "Yeah, I sent just sent a group text because I knew you'd figure it out and I thought it would be funny"


This lead to a series of group texts about chuck's phone that he and I got hours of entertainment from.




Feel free to add, more to follow, just got a text from Josh. Got to go







More quotables to follow, feel free to add your

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Great stuff.

One I heard was "where is Woodson? How was he going to offer assistance to Sports when he doesn't even call anyone or show up himself after committing?"

and it was crickets.....where were you Woody and why no interaction with anyone except vagueness to Jack ? Missed you bud. But was strange.
 

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Meeting newbies and seeing everyone was awesome as usual. Kudos to Autumn and Vicki with an I. Great ladies and both Josh and Sports outkicked their coverage. They were so nice and put up with the two of you.

Thanks for the ride to the airport Josh n Autumn. So nice and courteous and so damn early on Sunday. But we were all on time. Wish you both the very best. And Austin is on my bucket list sooner rather than later. :SIB

Betone and Jack, sheesh what can I say other than thanks for the planning, the food, the WINE, the WINE, and the WINE!!!! Did i mention the WINE!!!! And, of course the best red wine was "Josh" as Joker posted. How fitting:0069

More to come when I have time this week, but seriously, SNOW on June 22nd?????? WTF?????? And the 23rd???? WTF????? And rain wiped out golf after nine. But I will let Joker describe my putt in the pouring rain on nine to win the front nine. :popcorn2
 

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By the way, Jessica and Chad were GREAT to see also and hang with. And Agent t-shirt was the absolute best by Jack. My Pengy tshirt was a close second. :mj07: Jessica and Chad, keep living life and dreams that you believe in, and keep taking care of and teaching and coaching our youth of America, and I mean that. Larry Bird 33. Chad will get that comment. :kiss:

And Jessica, POST SOME DAMN NBA GAMES NEXT YEAR PLEASE!!!!!! I meant to tell you how much I had won, and you have always done so well at it. He told me your playoffs this year went well also. :0008

Still use and love your chicken recipe also.
 

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If I had to plan this over again.... would have loved to had all in the house. Would have more time together. I felt so bad about the weather, the one thing I had no control of. Was so glad with the time to get to speak with Chad and Jessie, Sports and Patti, Josh and Autumn. What an absolute blast to see the group together. FDC, YYZ, whatshisnuts, wineguy, BBC, sports, Agent, happy hippo, Joker, and of course Jack. Joker and I played fossil trace Monday, was amazing. Jack bought all the food and libations for the house....I feel so bad about the weather again. Colorado is a beautiful place and we love it here, I wanted everyone to enjoy it as much as we do . I do want everyone to know that participated that I feel we are one family here at Madjacks and there is a ton of respect that I have for each and everyone. Sometimes you hit your best drive and end up in a bunker, it?s exactly how I feel. Love you guys.... swung and missed. Had a great time spending it with great people. Til we meet again :toast:
 

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If I had to plan this over again.... would have loved to had all in the house. Would have more time together. I felt so bad about the weather, the one thing I had no control of. Was so glad with the time to get to speak with Chad and Jessie, Sports and Patti, Josh and Autumn. What an absolute blast to see the group together. FDC, YYZ, whatshisnuts, wineguy, BBC, sports, Agent, happy hippo, Joker, and of course Jack. Joker and I played fossil trace Monday, was amazing. Jack bought all the food and libations for the house....I feel so bad about the weather again. Colorado is a beautiful place and we love it here, I wanted everyone to enjoy it as much as we do . I do want everyone to know that participated that I feel we are one family here at Madjacks and there is a ton of respect that I have for each and everyone. Sometimes you hit your best drive and end up in a bunker, it?s exactly how I feel. Love you guys.... swung and missed. Had a great time spending it with great people. Til we meet again :toast:

Thanks for setting everything up, Steve. Too bad about the weather, but it's out of your control. Thursday was pretty nice so we at least got one nice day and took advantage of it.

It was good to see everyone and look forward to next time.
 
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