The shortness of this post is because it would take an infinite amount of words to describe the people involved in this outing. Plus do the members at MJ care?
Who wants to read 17 pages about how fucking great Betone is? Does anyone really believe that he'd setup lodging, golf, lunch, gambling, good times and then still pay for your lunch and buy/cook your dinner? That fucking guy!
Who wants to hear that his son fit in with this group like his MJ join date was Sept 1999?
Who wants to hear how BBC can break bad on his arrival, then switch the flip, ding the casino and stay energizer bunny the whole trip while turning in to a wool magnet deep within the pits? Ever wonder how far away greatness is? I can tell you it's 3 shuttles and an uber ride away.
Do you really want to read about Whatshisnuts International Escapades that involved Interpol, Policia, Amberlances, P?tes ? la cr?me et morceaux de jambon, and a missing purple back pack all while having a mouthful of Josh?
Are you interested to find out that YYZ is a GDRC with a memory bordering on Eidetic? Are you curious how many MJ'ers he has killed? Are you wondering if his 25,000th post was talked about as maybe the greatest post of all time?
Would it turn you on to find out that Wineguy would give the shirt off his back to help you out, that he is doing research and reconnaissance for Josh&Audi, and that he is terrible at returning texts to FDC? Do you wonder what Wineguy thinks of his fans?
Worried that you might discover that Agent & Happy Hippo are raising their children the way we hope to raise ours? Curious to find out that Agent can go and eff Josh by talking Audi in to building her own house? Ever wonder what score Agent would shoot at Augusta? Ok, that questions already been answered.
Think FDC hasn't shown growth over the last 20 years? Then tell me how he can stay so kush while bumping from 0-19 to 0-20 with a broken lighter? If you are man enough to ask then you may be pounded with just the tip from Lucifer to your Lungs. Wonder if this guy got a hug while talking to him about his Mom?
Ever seen a man slay Kitty Glitter? Yeah, me too. Tunica, 5 years ago. Ever seen a man take it down twice? Joker, Black Hawk 2019. Documented. Ever think that same man would then peer pressure you in to taken a ride down the Devil's backbone?
Wondering if Sports can drink me under the table? Wonder if he'll forgive me for tapping out on the casino run the last night? Wonder if his humor hits at a higher percentage than his overs? Wonder if he out kicked his coverage when he married Patty with an I? Wonder if he knows that he is the main reason we made the trip since he was willing to go 2000 miles to Colorado?
Ever wanted to meet the man who started all of this shit 20+ years ago? Ever thought that same guy would go out and get custom shirts for every person that attended, that related back to the many memorable posts over the years? Does it make you wonder what life would be without MJ's?
The answers to these questions and more can be yours if you just come to the next outing.
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Other than spelling idiotic wrong, this was great!
You guys were awesome!