eddie, i will volunteer to entertain your bride, i already volunteer to wineguy's but i can handle two at once
2nd annual madjacks golf outing??? sponsored by betcris!
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eddie, i will volunteer to entertain your bride, i already volunteer to wineguy's but i can handle two at once
played 1st time in 6 weeks saturday and shot 80 with 2 doubles and (3) 3 putt pars. played yesterday and shot 88. :shrug:
call me mr consistant
Jack....
Sounds like our team should do just fine......on the front nine :mj07: Can there be a prize for biggest difference in front nine and back nine scores?
I've never played in a poker tourney in a casino. This looks like the time to break my cherry :scared
the play is just as bad or possibly worse than online. Usually, the blinds go up too fast in live tourneys.
Good news for those taking Interstate - 71
We are very pleased and excited to announce the grand opening of the NEW Exit 55 off of Interstate 71. This highway will reduce travel time to Belterra Casino Resort & Spa by 10-15 minutes for our guests coming from Dayton, Columbus, Cincinnati, Lexington or Louisville areas. Just take Exit 55 off Interstate 71 and you will be on Highway 1039 and in just 7 minutes you will find yourself at the beautiful Belterra Casino Resort & Spa."
We are very pleased and excited to announce the grand opening of the NEW Exit 55 off of Interstate 71. This highway will reduce travel time to Belterra Casino Resort & Spa by 10-15 minutes for our guests coming from Dayton, Columbus, Cincinnati, Lexington or Louisville areas. Just take Exit 55 off Interstate 71 and you will be on Highway 1039 and in just 7 minutes you will find yourself at the beautiful Belterra Casino Resort & Spa."
Holy shiit?
You want to play in a "Tom & Jerry" shirt? You've got pins and rods and beer cans attached all over your f'ing fat assbody!! What the f' have you teamed me up with.
With Jack being bigger than a high tension tower and this drunkin metal implanted f'ing Texas transplant if its starts f'ing lightening, I'm toast. Bart you and I are in the cart together. And I'm driving. By the way, I smoke cigars so if you don't like, or are allergic to smoke, f you.
Handi, thanks for the offer of taken taking temporary care of Mrs. Haskell but, I would only accept the offer if it was permanent. I think I might dump her off at the spa thing. Who knows, miracles could happen. After 29 years of matrimony + 3 years of living together, its been quite a while since anyone has referred to the Mrs. as my "bride". Still have to come up with a name for her for you guys.
By the way, my name is Eddie. Not my real name as has been referred to above (Kosar you knucklehead). I will only call you guys by your screen names as well (except Wayne and sometimes Matt). But Saul is Saul, Agent is Agent, Hippo is Hippo, Fat is Fat, Handi is Handi, etc. To hard for me to remember all these real names plus its easier for me to insult the not real you as opposed to the real you. Who knows, I might like the real you (except, of course, for Wayne).
Last point, I've been coming here for 7 1/2 years now. And over that period of time I've been lucky enough never, ever to have met anyone of you in person. I've spoken with Buddy on the phone one time and Jmizeius came to my office one time to pick up some choice Reds tickets that I left for him but I was out. Other than Saint blowing me off for drinks, I've never had any encounters with you fhucks.
That is going to change in one week. What I'm about to ask is going to be difficult for some of you. However, I hope that you will dig deep down and try to see if it is within you to act a certain way around the Mrs.
Some of you know that several years ago the Madjacks womans softball team in Philadelphia was regularly posting on this site. They basically used this site as a chatroom posting game and practice times, talking about meeting afterwards for beers, etc.
Well, needless to say, the bunch of losers who frequent this site, at the first sign of a regular posting female, got all gah gah, and tried to schmooze these girls. Oh by the way, the tie in to this site was Raymonds wife who was on the team.
Sure as shootin, the male madjackers who were trying to internet pickup the babes were, shall we say in softball vernacular "striking out". I mean Penguinfan couldn't be more chick repulsive. Well to make a long story short, I turned the charm on and started rappin with the girls and, as usual, they were like putty in my hand.
Justinsmom had my avatar, her sister Helen was going to leave her pipefitter husband in Bensalem for me and (with all candor) I bagged Raymonds wife. Another guy Private Petey did okay too.
Anyway, you guys have to promise not to mention any of this to Mrs. Haskell or Raymond. You will screw up both marriages. I hope you all can use discretion. Also, please do not say anything to my wife about her disability she is very sensitive. If you are confused, look into her left eye as the right eye stays fixed.
Eddie
You want to play in a "Tom & Jerry" shirt? You've got pins and rods and beer cans attached all over your f'ing fat assbody!! What the f' have you teamed me up with.
With Jack being bigger than a high tension tower and this drunkin metal implanted f'ing Texas transplant if its starts f'ing lightening, I'm toast. Bart you and I are in the cart together. And I'm driving. By the way, I smoke cigars so if you don't like, or are allergic to smoke, f you.
Handi, thanks for the offer of taken taking temporary care of Mrs. Haskell but, I would only accept the offer if it was permanent. I think I might dump her off at the spa thing. Who knows, miracles could happen. After 29 years of matrimony + 3 years of living together, its been quite a while since anyone has referred to the Mrs. as my "bride". Still have to come up with a name for her for you guys.
By the way, my name is Eddie. Not my real name as has been referred to above (Kosar you knucklehead). I will only call you guys by your screen names as well (except Wayne and sometimes Matt). But Saul is Saul, Agent is Agent, Hippo is Hippo, Fat is Fat, Handi is Handi, etc. To hard for me to remember all these real names plus its easier for me to insult the not real you as opposed to the real you. Who knows, I might like the real you (except, of course, for Wayne).
Last point, I've been coming here for 7 1/2 years now. And over that period of time I've been lucky enough never, ever to have met anyone of you in person. I've spoken with Buddy on the phone one time and Jmizeius came to my office one time to pick up some choice Reds tickets that I left for him but I was out. Other than Saint blowing me off for drinks, I've never had any encounters with you fhucks.
That is going to change in one week. What I'm about to ask is going to be difficult for some of you. However, I hope that you will dig deep down and try to see if it is within you to act a certain way around the Mrs.
Some of you know that several years ago the Madjacks womans softball team in Philadelphia was regularly posting on this site. They basically used this site as a chatroom posting game and practice times, talking about meeting afterwards for beers, etc.
Well, needless to say, the bunch of losers who frequent this site, at the first sign of a regular posting female, got all gah gah, and tried to schmooze these girls. Oh by the way, the tie in to this site was Raymonds wife who was on the team.
Sure as shootin, the male madjackers who were trying to internet pickup the babes were, shall we say in softball vernacular "striking out". I mean Penguinfan couldn't be more chick repulsive. Well to make a long story short, I turned the charm on and started rappin with the girls and, as usual, they were like putty in my hand.
Justinsmom had my avatar, her sister Helen was going to leave her pipefitter husband in Bensalem for me and (with all candor) I bagged Raymonds wife. Another guy Private Petey did okay too.
Anyway, you guys have to promise not to mention any of this to Mrs. Haskell or Raymond. You will screw up both marriages. I hope you all can use discretion. Also, please do not say anything to my wife about her disability she is very sensitive. If you are confused, look into her left eye as the right eye stays fixed.
Eddie
oh no!! nothing permanent, maybe a trade :shrug: we'll see
does your "bride" gamble:shrug:
eddie, pop by the clubhouse bar between 2pm and your tee time and see if anybody can pick you out. you, sir, have a big advantage because you know what most of these guys look like. we have no clue on your looks.
Yeah Eddie, I'm looking forward to it too Should be quite an interesting trip. I am sure that noone will mention the disability or any of your other funny fabrications. As far as picking you out of a crowd......................absolutely no problem. I can spot a sarcastic bastard from great distances.
If per chance I do get struck by lightning you may have my avatar.
Your so full of shit you can't wait to heckle and be heckled by us. I am gonna stand on the first tee and insult each and everyone of you during your backswing.................we'll all laugh and then I may throw up or take a nap. anyway, that's the plan:00hour
Jack, u at least know his age I assume since he sent you his birthdate. I have no idea, but I'm guessing he's between 40-50?
i knew his age before, well, close to it. i just checked because i didn't read those emails, i just forwarded them and it's a little higher than i thought.
i ain't tellin' :SIB
Dawgball/Wineguy/Gmozz
Looking forward in meeting everyone and enjoying the fruits of victory!! Afterall, it's all about the fun and what can be more fun than winning and retaining bragging rights for a year. Kinda like winning your fantasy football championship.
Looking forward to fun/golf/poker/bloody marys and whatever else is in store.
Thanks Jack for putting this together. By the way what was the "winning score" last yr.
tonkgolf
Looking forward in meeting everyone and enjoying the fruits of victory!! Afterall, it's all about the fun and what can be more fun than winning and retaining bragging rights for a year. Kinda like winning your fantasy football championship.
Looking forward to fun/golf/poker/bloody marys and whatever else is in store.
Thanks Jack for putting this together. By the way what was the "winning score" last yr.
tonkgolf
Smoke all you want as long as you hit em straight and sink putts when I miss em.
