Agent in the Indiana State Amateur

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Yea, I have had disagreements with a few folks on here and would still like to meet them and I am sure would have a beer with them and become friends, or at least peacefully co-exist.

Agent is another story, and it's a long story. Short of it is I don't like him, don't want to like him and will make no effort to like him, ever.

At least you are willing to say you don't know the history between Agent and I and shrug it off, others don't have that kind of sense to them. I guess I need to run out and recruit friends to post on my behalf too.

This whole thread is starting to depress me. :nooo:

Can't we all just get along? :mj07:
 
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You gotta be fukcin kidding me! Here I was all ready to play this scumbag fukc.

I was warned by several that it was a no win situation for me, and they were def right. Thanks to those who were trying to look out. I knew there was a chance I would get stood up, but that wouldn't have been the end of the world just going to Ohio. The other possibility was him bringing in a 'ringer', but I was willing to take the shot. I'm def better than my tourney scores have shown so far and love heads up play. For a couple thousand I was willing to play it out. Sure I would have gotten wrecked on here if I lost, but only by the dirtbags and leaches who attempt to wreck me anyway, so that wasn't a huge concern. Go FUKCING figure it ends up being that stiff Worm. :mj07: :s7:

Unreal! Gotta love people coming in throwing in their jabs. 'You better play this out', you been bragging too much about your golf game, you're too cocky, you aren't a scratch golfer. What a bunch of whiny little twits with no lives. Pay up Worm, YOU STIFF!

Nice work Jackson....
 

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i guess he didn't check this thread or he would have commented :rolleyes:
 

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I believe HSAMS is probably real deal--but he doesn't have to be to win the bet--as long as he knows someone that is.

Chad Buddy--you let yourself be trapped--
In reality- since know one knows HSAMS you basically said I can beat anyone.
 

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after thinking about it, i dont care if he plays or one of his buddies plays. i'm putting up some cash. i've seen agent play heads up before and i say "LET THEM PLAY"
 
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I believe HSAMS is probably real deal--but he doesn't have to be to win the bet--as long as he knows someone that is.

Chad Buddy--you let yourself be trapped--
In reality- since know one knows HSAMS you basically said I can beat anyone.

Well since it's fukcing WORM I guess I'm out of the trap!

I know what you're saying but like I said, I was willing to play.
 

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Oh hey, buttfuk, I believe I said early on I would have to call off sick to make it, but I guess that selective memory of yours is kicking in.

Keep twisting things to however you want

Post a date and I just may show up, of course there would have to be some sort of side bet between me and numbnuts.


Already making excuses.

Come on champ it's a scramble, you can blame everyone but you, like always.

No way shit for brains shows up, even though it's in his back yard :mj10:


I'm from Pittsburgh, I have a voucher for two round trip tickets on a tiny airline called AirTran.

They do not offer flights from Pittsburgh to Indy.

I'll drive the 6.5 hours, it's not a big deal to me.

Yea, either that or poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick over and over. I'll let you know.

Besides, you won't be there. I am 6.5 hours away and you are 45 mins, yet I am the odds on favorite to show up.

Considering I'm willing to drive, have limited weeks I can take for vacation and can't even play due to back surgery I'd say I'm making quite effort Mr. 45 minutes away.


Yep, there I go, Mr. Selective memory.

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No, I meant I wish I could get Agent on the course for this match.

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Hey Zak, what about me makes you think I wouldn't be willing to play YOU? :shrug:

Problem is, I don't have the angst for you I did Worm. I was really ready to snap him off.

However, I don't see why we couldn't set something up. Maybe even get DTB and JPBlack or Dunclock or I think Bullet66 is a good player, and Layinwood too. Maybe we can get a multi-way 36 hole game or something and get the books involved with some lines like over/under birdies and stuff. It would be a blast!:shrug:
 

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Diknuts, I'm not sure which one of those quotes you find not to be true.

I would like to be there.

I would be willing to drive.

I did have surgery and can't play.

I can't get vacation now.

I would have to call off sick to be there, and I'm not willing to do that at his point for reasons I am certain you couldn't understand.

Suck it.
 

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again I'm not playing favorites but I chuckled at asshat and now pengy comes up with diknuts. advantage penguinfan...
 

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Hey Zak, what about me makes you think I wouldn't be willing to play YOU? :shrug:

Problem is, I don't have the angst for you I did Worm. I was really ready to snap him off.

However, I don't see why we couldn't set something up. Maybe even get DTB and JPBlack or Dunclock or I think Bullet66 is a good player, and Layinwood too. Maybe we can get a multi-way 36 hole game or something and get the books involved with some lines like over/under birdies and stuff. It would be a blast!:shrug:

I have nothing against you either, I just thought this would be a fun match. I posted my handicap just for shits cause everyone calls you scratch...not saying you are not, but wanted to point out you weren't the only one.

Like I said earlier, this would be a fun match however I am not a big fan of going to Ohio to play golf since I live in Houston. I wouldn't be hesitatant to travel if I wasn't going to Vegas for the second time in a month. Maybe something in the future?... give ya some time to sharpen up a bit
 
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hey penguin....why are you such an angry kind of guy? Just sit behingd your computer and throw jabs all day. You really need to get outside once in awhile, sunshine can be good for the soul :rant2:
 

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I have nothing against you either, I just thought this would be a fun match. I posted my handicap just for shits cause everyone calls you scratch...not saying you are not, but wanted to point out you weren't the only one.

Like I said earlier, this would be a fun match however I am not a big fan of going to Ohio to play golf since I live in Houston. I wouldn't be hesitatant to travel if I wasn't going to Vegas for the second time in a month. Maybe something in the future?... give ya some time to sharpen up a bit

Nice subtle needle there at the end, love your style.

Wouldn't be Ohio, that was just where the blowhard Worm picked. We could do something between here and Texas, wherever that would be. Ask Smurphy, he draws maps. I guess to peak interest we need to start yelling at each other. I will take 4 a side....thanks!
 

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Problem is, I don't have the angst for you I did Worm. I was really ready to snap him off.

I THINK MOMMY TOOK WORM'S COMPUTER TIME AWAY ! (
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PAY UP WORM YOU STIFF !
 

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I mean, when he's not out recruiting people tp post on his behalf.

MadJacks stock would go up 80% if he quit posting, alas, we can only dream.

not true:nono:
Madjacks is paid by advertisers, who pay by popularity of site,which mean # of members and views of threads.This thread about Agent has over 4500 views, Jack luvin it:00hour i as a a business man spend spend almost as much $$ tracking my ad $ as the advert. cost so beleive that Jacks sponsors are constantly tracking this site. just look at golf outing thread, Jack put sponsors name on it, probably be largest thread ever, good idea

i am not an agent :00x6 i sparred with him many times. i thought he was an arrogant sob before i met him but when i did meet him he was a sincere person that would do anything for you that i call a dear friend, that likes to bust nuts of people on internet that take thing tooooo serious
PF i heard your bantering with agent became personal (i know there's two sides to every story and truth lies in middle, & ive only heard 1 side) and im sorry for it. Jack probably likes the antagonism cuz without the :0corn less people would come on here.i would like to meet you sometime, you seem like a witty, humerous, intelligent person
 

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Hey golfer and agent.... you guys could set something up when we all go to vegas for the super bowl party........ The one this year where the colts beat up on the vikings :00hour
 
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