An Honest Golfer's Tale

[WhatsHisNuts]

I don't know if you're talking to me but I played a scramble. I hit some great shots and plenty of shit shots. I lost the first 3 balls I hit today and had 2 solo birdies. That's my highlights.

No 300 yard drives from my old ass and no 178 yard 7 irons either.

I was taking to you and Woodrow. I remembered you talking about going out today for the first time.

Sounds like you played pretty well after a rough start.

You seem upset. :shrug:

 

[MadJack]

You seem upset. :shrug:

Not at all. :shrug:

What make you think that? :SIB

 

[MadJack]

going out today for the first time.

2nd time.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Not at all. :shrug:

What make you think that? :SIB

You seem a bit chippy and you told me to give you oral pleasure in another thread.

Phillies up 4-0, yo. :SIB

 

[MadJack]

You seem a bit chippy and you told me to give you oral pleasure in another thread.

Phillies up 4-0, yo. :SIB

I need Toronto and Boston for the sweep :SIB

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Phillies up 4-0, yo. :SIB

WAY TO JINX YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCK!

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