Any Forum doctors: real or fake?

Wineguy

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Honestly appreciate all the input

Gonna try and get this figured out finally


I'm 5'10 185

So not heavy but not healthy like I should be.


Heading to Store soon as I can today

My secretary is awesome she'll handle things so I can go grab What I need

Miralax
Konsyl
Metamucil


I've been told all so gonna research and little

Do colonoscopy hurt?

I played football up through D-3 college
I've broke Bones
I've regrettably been in fights

Never scared during those incidents

But if im being honest ...doctors scare me a little ...
But gotta buck up....good or bad
..gotta get resolved

Thnx again for help

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You will be fine, Sir. Worst part of C is the 24 hours before running to the bathroom. That will be a good thing for you. Also, don't understand the "scared" of Doctors comment. Probably the incorrect assessment of yourself. It probably is the fact it is your personal area, and trust me, never forget the Doctor has worked on worse than yours, and it will make it easier. If they were working on your big toe nail, I am sure you would have been in to see one months ago. That is why they are there and help you before things get worse. A lot of people in caskets probably would wish if they could that they had seen a Doctor sooner rather than later. Good luck.
 

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Jack???? Jack???? Oh, my bad, it is 7:01AM, he is busy right now.

:0corn

I was, you're exactly right. If I miss my morning shit, I won't have to go the rest of the day and the next day is bad news. Stay regular, my friend. :0008
 

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Colonoscopies are great. You won't feel a thing and for about 45 minutes after you wake up you'll have the best buzz you ever had in your life.
 

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Stay regular, my friend. :0008

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Thnk you..100 times thank you..

Will go tomorrow to get it

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Thanks as well

We have a "as seen on tv" store fairly close...I'm sure they have it there

Cannot wait to see if this helps

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BED BATH AND BEYOND !
 

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addict - Do you smoke?

Back when I smoked I was a once/twice a week shitter. When I quit I became a once a day shitter.

If you are a smoker and you care about your ass you could probably look at taking a hiatus

Good Luck
 

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Honestly appreciate all the input

Gonna try and get this figured out finally

I'm 5'10 185

So not heavy but not healthy like I should be.

Heading to Store soon as I can today

My secretary is awesome she'll handle things so I can go grab What I need

Miralax
Konsyl
Metamucil

I've been told all so gonna research and little

Do colonoscopy hurt?

I played football up through D-3 college
I've broke Bones
I've regrettably been in fights

Never scared during those incidents

But if im being honest ...doctors scare me a little ...
But gotta buck up....good or bad
..gotta get resolved

Thnx again for help

Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

exact same measurements so I know where you are at health wise
 

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addict - Do you smoke?

Back when I smoked I was a once/twice a week shitter. When I quit I became a once a day shitter.

If you are a smoker and you care about your ass you could probably look at taking a hiatus

Good Luck

Three teenagers were discussing how "cool" their Dads were because of their smoking prowess. First kid says, my Dad can blow smoke rings! Second kid says, big deal my Dad can blow smoke out of his nose! Third kid says, that's nothing, my Dad can blow the smoke out of his ass!. The other two ooh and ahh but then the first kid questions that and asks him how he knows his Dad can blow smoke out of his ass. Third kid responds, "because I've seen the nicotine stains in his underpants"
 

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Three teenagers were discussing how "cool" their Dads were because of their smoking prowess. First kid says, my Dad can blow smoke rings! Second kid says, big deal my Dad can blow smoke out of his nose! Third kid says, that's nothing, my Dad can blow the smoke out of his ass!. The other two ooh and ahh but then the first kid questions that and asks him how he knows his Dad can blow smoke out of his ass. Third kid responds, "because I've seen the nicotine stains in his underpants"

That shit's pretty funny
 

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I had them less than 6 weeks ago,,EAT the BRAN,,,,FIBER FIBER FIBER,,,,,I thought I was dying, and dreaded going to the toilet,,Eat the fiber,,Trust me on this,,It was like a miracle..Took about a day for it to kick in..:00hour
 

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Three teenagers were discussing how "cool" their Dads were because of their smoking prowess. First kid says, my Dad can blow smoke rings! Second kid says, big deal my Dad can blow smoke out of his nose! Third kid says, that's nothing, my Dad can blow the smoke out of his ass!. The other two ooh and ahh but then the first kid questions that and asks him how he knows his Dad can blow smoke out of his ass. Third kid responds, "because I've seen the nicotine stains in his underpants"

:lol:
 

Wineguy

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I had them less than 6 weeks ago,,EAT the BRAN,,,,FIBER FIBER FIBER,,,,,I thought I was dying, and dreaded going to the toilet,,Eat the fiber,,Trust me on this,,It was like a miracle..Took about a day for it to kick in..:00hour

This thread has become "come clean with your shit stories". :0corn
 

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srry, just read
sit on my azz 24/7,was 7-10 day between movements

now take probiotic-Jarrow Formulas Saccharomyces Boulardii + MOS & a yogurt daily, also 2 stool softeners

movement every 2 days
 
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