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Are you wondering about life's questions? Are you going to get that big promotion? Is the baby really yours? Or maybe you just need directions,
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OK, I have one. Why do I feel obligated to stay near relatives when I know my best future is waiting for me somewhere else? ...And I'm sure these relatives don't have the same "obligated" feeling that I have. :shrug:
 
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smurphy said:
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OK, I have one. Why do I feel obligated to stay near relatives when I know my best future is waiting for me somewhere else? ...And I'm sure these relatives don't have the same "obligated" feeling that I have. :shrug:
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Good question. There is a twofold reasoning behind this common "obligation".
Human beings are pack animals by nature. The pack or "family" unit provides all members with a sense of security and well being beyond the scope of the individual cognizance. Lone pack members no longer have the luxury of free food, and the ego boost of looking down upon the lesser pack members.
The second part of the answer is that proximal family members provide a "built in" excuse to ditch the many skanks a restless pack member usually encounters.

Hope that helps,
FDC
 
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fatdaddycool said:
Good question. There is a twofold reasoning behind this common "obligation".
Human beings are pack animals by nature. The pack or "family" unit provides all members with a sense of security and well being beyond the scope of the individual cognizance. Lone pack members no longer have the luxury of free food, and the ego boost of looking down upon the lesser pack members.
The second part of the answer is that proximal family members provide a "built in" excuse to ditch the many skanks a restless pack member usually encounters.

Hope that helps,
FDC
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Thank you for the mindful response. The first half resonates and leads to further thought and discovery, but I don't understand the final sentence at all. Am I more likely to settle down with a skank the further I am from home?
 
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Sportsaholic said:
Why do Buffalo Wings tend to burn more on exit than on entry.......:0008
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This is mainly due to the cellular structure of your mouth and your anus and the amount of capsaicin present in your wings. Capsaicin is the main ingredient in hot peppers that cause the burning sensation. Your mouth and anus both contain stratified squamous epithelial cells that vary from simple squamous to columnar stratified. The difference is that simple squamous cells which are more prevalent and consist of the top layer of skin in your mouth are far more malleable and able to be flattened if you will, thus creating no intercellular space. Lying below this layer are stratified columnar cells and a basal membrane which also inhibits interstitial fluid to be transferred between cells. Your lower anus contain stratified squamous cells with microridges that allow for absorption of fluids prior to morphing into simple columnar cells that also have microvilli on them designed for absorption and to ease abrasion. It is due to this cellular structure of opposites so to speak, resistance and absorption, that make for more absorption of capsaicin in the rectum and thus more of a burning sensation.

Hope this helps,
FDC
 
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smurphy said:
Thank you for the mindful response. The first half resonates and leads to further thought and discovery, but I don't understand the final sentence at all. Am I more likely to settle down with a skank the further I am from home?
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Not settle down exactly but more likely to have to meet and pretend to like said skank's children.
 
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Why do human beings not understand that by their very existence they are "their brothers keeper.?
 
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Old School said:
Why do human beings not understand that by their very existence they are "their brothers keeper.?
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Great question. Your answer lies in the known properties of physics. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. This theory holds true for all things living. Conscientious thought will bring about conscientious objectivity. As humans we are bridled with subjective and reactive emotions. Subjective emotions such as hate and anger can usurp cogent thought processes bringing about the absence of common sense and deductive reasoning. This plays a large part in the social structure of human beings innate herd/pack mentality. Herds provide safety and security, thus providing resources necessary for life without the need secondary emotions such as creativity, faith, and imagination. While these may be what separates from many other organisms they are a double edged sword. As we nurture and reward gains made to the herd through secondary emotions, we summarily place less and less importance to the needs of the pack and seek the reward of individual gains. We start to imagine that we no longer need the herd for safety. We start to "imagine" that we are just a little but better than our brothers, and we begin to dilute our innate emotions in favor of unrealistic secondary emotions. Unfortunately, this affects those that have a lesser degree of innate emotional and social inheritance. These people are much more easily influenced by superfluous gratification. This leads to ideology and class systems, thus usurping the opposite of one for all, all for one.
Hope this helps,
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FDC, I hope you won't mind taking a question from a friend of mine in the Detroit area, but she's got quite the dilemma and is interested in your advice:

From her:
"I've got this guy friend (actually more of a stalker than friend) who has a bit of a "landscaping" issue. I'm not sure what to think of him really... I can tell that he has expensive taste and is not afraid to flaunt it (constantly rubbing it in everyone's face), but he seems to have something of a personality disorder, coming off as very attention needy and loves talking about stuff he does that should be embarrassing to a guy, like getting mani-pedis and anal bleaching. Anyway, getting to the main issue -- he's got this asinine idea in his head that I'm his "girlfriend." When I first encountered this guy, I honestly thought he was really flamboyant, so there's no way he'd ever had a girlfriend. What's more, whenever I see him now, he won't hesitate a second to drop trou in order show me his "man region" like it's something I want to see and it's very awkward. The problem is that there's nothing to see there because the "fruit" is hidden from the "bushes." I'm not even sure if there's any fruit hanging there, to be honest. He seemed to notice my reaction to this behavior as one of amusement initially and he tried to explain things by saying it was so "coooooold" and freezing, blaming it on some kind of "polar vortex" or something. I want to tell this guy (this stalker) that if he's going to keep doing this, he should really shave his "downstairs." I mean, how can you expect anybody to take you seriously when you've got the Amazon rain forest growing down there. So, what do you think? How should I tell him he needs to shave and how do I get this creep to stop calling me his girlfriend?

Yours truly,
xxxxxx


So FDC, can you help my friend out? I left her name out because of the sensitive subject matter, but it sounds like she's in desperate need of advice.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. :0008
 
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