Australian Open Tennis - January 8th to 27th

[kickserv]

I keep telling my girls, 'pick up a tennis racquet or a golf club and whack a ball around. You don't have to be any good. Just need a little mental strength and you can earn a fortune!'

Yep......and get a full scholarship at any sport at any NCAA school. All ya need to know are the rules, don't even need to know how to play the sport....and bam...full scholarship.

Sadly I ain't kidding, it is that easy.


As for women's tennis........it has gotten a lot better, but it is still pretty bad when it comes to depth.

70 percent of the girls in Top 200 have no brain power at all, just complete idiots on the court, just have a brain and bammo you are set for life on the tour.

Women's tennis is just so hilarious how bad it is at times:142smilie

Sharapova 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 in 1st two matches:142smilie :mj07:

 

[snoopol]

hey kick when u have skills like sharapova or serena you go out there and take care of our business in 50 minutes just in time to get nice little tan

 

[kickserv]

hey kick when u have skills like sharapova or serena you go out there and take care of our business in 50 minutes just in time to get nice little tan

Also helps when your opposition fucking sucks.

 

[snoopol]

i really like del potro. i know he played cup cakes but he does not dick around. probably he's big WTA fan like me

 

[snoopol]

hey kick tune in and watch laura robson. future top 10 player

 

[greggraffin]

this might be the lowest quality match i've ever seen

i honestly don't think ive seen a rally over 2 shots since i've tuned in midway thru the 2nd

 

[snoopol]

yeah quality is poor big time. must be the bugs lol.

but sometimes it's all about drama nit quality

did you guys see those fanatic fans during tomic match. that super tomic dude was great

 

[snoopol]

last couple games that's some good stuff

 

[kickserv]

Day 5 Action


Parlay #1
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Janko Tipsarevic
Angelique Kerber
Julia Goerges
Nicolas Almagro
Juan Sebastian Cabal/Robert Farah

odds = $7.06 (+606) *0.75 unit


Parlay #2
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Angelique Kerber
Julia Goerges

odds = $2.30 (+130) *2 units

 

[snoopol]

Going against Jerzy, bad boy!!!

 

[kickserv]

Going against Jerzy, bad boy!!!

Jersey shore will fall to the man with harems of women.

 

[snoopol]

or he will take almagro down and then all his women will bring jerzy flowers!!!

 

[kickserv]

Parlay #2 is a winner:0001 :0058

 

[snoopol]

German power!!! lucky with Georges

 

[Mr.]

WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win Ticket#:
STRAIGHT BET Jan 17 MU [4211] E. DONSKOY +500 (E. DONSKOY vrs K. NISHIKORI) 60.00 USD / 300.00 USD 12230477
STRAIGHT BET Jan 17 MU [4215] J. BENNETEAU +240 (J. BENNETEAU vrs J. TIPSAREVIC) 100.00 USD / 240.00 USD 12230478
STRAIGHT BET Jan 18 MU [4210] M. BAGHDATIS +500 (D. FERRER vrs M. BAGHDATIS) 25.00 USD / 125.00 USD 12230479



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[kickserv]

kegray will be happy with Mr.

Mr. takes Julien:scared

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

got an entire account riding on tipsy tonight.....if that french fairy fluffer journeyman tries anything funny I'm gonna need a new plasma tomorrow. tattoo boy better win.

think donkey boy gives nishikori a match, but probably fails and think baghditis breaks a raquet or two but probably fails.

so mr....i hate all your picks, but that should be music to your ears the way i'm running.


almagro been getting steamed all day. if jerzey doesn't wear shades, he's got a shot.

go fcking tipsarevic. beat that fake frenchman. there's only one real one and it ain't the united colors of benneton.

 

[snoopol]

got an entire account riding on tipsy tonight.....if that french fairy fluffer journeyman tries anything funny I'm gonna need a new plasma tomorrow. tattoo boy better win.

think donkey boy gives nishikori a match, but probably fails and think baghditis breaks a raquet or two but probably fails.

so mr....i hate all your picks, but that should be music to your ears the way i'm running.


almagro been getting steamed all day. if jerzey doesn't wear shades, he's got a shot.

go fcking tipsarevic. beat that fake frenchman. there's only one real one and it ain't the united colors of benneton.

I will follow you buddy!!!

Jerzy sort of injured, his right hand not 100%

 

[snoopol]

what a scumbag this tipsarevic is

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

what a scumbag this tipsarevic is

benneatu has a game plan....playing high ball rally....it's like chick tennis. sure he's serving okay, but he's really just dumping it back with lots of spin and waiting for tipsarevic to flail at it. successful for first set, but probably not the match.


fck france (except jo willy)