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cool hand JIM04-16-2002, 02:24 AM
well folks tonights the night i hope for cool hand jim to strike it rich.the big game lottery in 8 states is worth 300 million and MASSACHUSETTS is on the list.this is the top 10 things ill do if i win.
#10 i will buy a home on nantucket island right next to cathy lee and frank gifford and blast michelle jackson music at her all night i cant stand her.also ill hire a hooker to come on to that old bastard frank just to piss cathy lee off
#9 i will buy all new clothes i want to buy the same suits deion sanders wears i think they would look good on a rich kid from south boston.imagine a white guy with fancy clothes walking through the city. man the old irish women would flip out.
#8 i would gamble all day i wouldnt care what i bet on i would bet on kangaroo fights in australia to midget wrestling in japan i would just want 24 hour action.boy its nice being loaded
#7 i would buy my own golds gym i would not allow any russians or fags into my gym.maybe then i could have a whirlpool without anybody bothering me.it will be a mens club not a girly mans club
#6 I WOULD DIVORSE MY HARD WORKING WIFE I WOULD JUST HAVE TO SAY HONNY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERFULL TO ME OVER THE YEARS BUT I CANT HANG WITH THE RICH AND RUN AROUND WITH AN OLD BAG LIKE YOU I NEED A 25 YEAR OLD THAT LOOKS GREAT IN A BIKINI.SORRY DEAR BUT WHAT WOULD MY RICH FRIENDS THINK.I MIGHT EVEN MOVE TO BRAZIL
#5 i will move out of south boston and into the suburbs no more irish social club i dont have time for the riff raff im playing polo at 11 am
#4 i will leave the prescription forum i dont have time for small talk now i have plenty of friends with money its great we sit around telling each other how we got rich and how many people we stepped on to do it.i will also pay for brain surgury for our good friend dennis the man.
#3 i will march into st.marys church and give father ryan my walking papers imagine cool hand JIM a volenteer.then i will stare him down and say thanks buddy this is what i got for praying i owe you one heres 500,000 build the kids a gym and name it after me i want the boys in south boston to remember cool hand JIM and how he finally made an honest living.no more wise guys
#2 now that im divorsed i have to find a new women so i think i would like to judge the miss hawain tropic contest the same one o.j. simpson judged before the murders rumor has it o.j slept with half the contestants and he would have done the whole field but he ran out of gas.
#1 this is it the number one reason why i want to win the 300 million dollar prize is i want to pay sick gambler the 50 bucks i owe him.thats it folks i will sit back tonight and watch as they draw the six numbers with thought of changing my lifestyle.my wife probably has her own plans she went and bought 10 tickets alone and she wont show me her numbers wouldnt it be just my luck to have my lovely wife double cross me and leave me for a rock hudson look alike.cool hand JIM
well folks tonights the night i hope for cool hand jim to strike it rich.the big game lottery in 8 states is worth 300 million and MASSACHUSETTS is on the list.this is the top 10 things ill do if i win.
#10 i will buy a home on nantucket island right next to cathy lee and frank gifford and blast michelle jackson music at her all night i cant stand her.also ill hire a hooker to come on to that old bastard frank just to piss cathy lee off
#9 i will buy all new clothes i want to buy the same suits deion sanders wears i think they would look good on a rich kid from south boston.imagine a white guy with fancy clothes walking through the city. man the old irish women would flip out.
#8 i would gamble all day i wouldnt care what i bet on i would bet on kangaroo fights in australia to midget wrestling in japan i would just want 24 hour action.boy its nice being loaded
#7 i would buy my own golds gym i would not allow any russians or fags into my gym.maybe then i could have a whirlpool without anybody bothering me.it will be a mens club not a girly mans club
#6 I WOULD DIVORSE MY HARD WORKING WIFE I WOULD JUST HAVE TO SAY HONNY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERFULL TO ME OVER THE YEARS BUT I CANT HANG WITH THE RICH AND RUN AROUND WITH AN OLD BAG LIKE YOU I NEED A 25 YEAR OLD THAT LOOKS GREAT IN A BIKINI.SORRY DEAR BUT WHAT WOULD MY RICH FRIENDS THINK.I MIGHT EVEN MOVE TO BRAZIL
#5 i will move out of south boston and into the suburbs no more irish social club i dont have time for the riff raff im playing polo at 11 am
#4 i will leave the prescription forum i dont have time for small talk now i have plenty of friends with money its great we sit around telling each other how we got rich and how many people we stepped on to do it.i will also pay for brain surgury for our good friend dennis the man.
#3 i will march into st.marys church and give father ryan my walking papers imagine cool hand JIM a volenteer.then i will stare him down and say thanks buddy this is what i got for praying i owe you one heres 500,000 build the kids a gym and name it after me i want the boys in south boston to remember cool hand JIM and how he finally made an honest living.no more wise guys
#2 now that im divorsed i have to find a new women so i think i would like to judge the miss hawain tropic contest the same one o.j. simpson judged before the murders rumor has it o.j slept with half the contestants and he would have done the whole field but he ran out of gas.
#1 this is it the number one reason why i want to win the 300 million dollar prize is i want to pay sick gambler the 50 bucks i owe him.thats it folks i will sit back tonight and watch as they draw the six numbers with thought of changing my lifestyle.my wife probably has her own plans she went and bought 10 tickets alone and she wont show me her numbers wouldnt it be just my luck to have my lovely wife double cross me and leave me for a rock hudson look alike.cool hand JIM
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altice11-07-2002, 06:19 AM
jim maybe the ats pager just might give u a
ats win for once.
try it jim it can only help u.
well maybe not because u hit on 12 aganist a 6
always play where jim plays.
that away u will get payed for sure.
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altice11-07-2002, 06:21 AM
jim u got a win in the contest 1-2-1 this week
whith green bay -4 tonight.
jim u a piece of shit at its best.
send u money offshore like jim.
and never get any back.
nice week jim best u can do is lose juice.
u are great.
now get thge gag out of u mouth and go lick
the old lady clean all over.
that might get u back in the door.
HEY DENNIS THE DUNCE IS THIS THE THANKS YOU GIVE ME YOU MENTAL CASE I GIVE YOU MY BEST YESTERDAY I TOLD YOU STRAIGHT UP TAKE THE PATRIOTS AND THE MONEY LINE DIDNT YOU SEE IT AT FREAKS FORUM YOU NUT CAKE.THE CONTEST IS FOR FUN BUT WHEN I GIVE YOU A LOCK OF THE YEAR BOYS YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION I GOT A HEROS WELCOME OVER AT MAJORS PLACE.ORGANIZED CRIME TO A BEATING YESTERDAY IN THE BOSTON AREA I HAVE A RESEVATION FOR ME AND MY LOVELY WIFE FOR WEDNESDAY AT 7.15 AT LEGAL SEAFOODS IT IS NICE TO BE EATING LOBSTER AGAIN I WAS FED UP WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY ON STALE BREAD.I FINALLY GOT MY BOOKIE GOOD HE WILL BE DEPOSITING 2500 IN MY POCKET TOMORROW NIGHT.THANK YOU TOM BRADY (WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL) I GRIN WHEN I WIN WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING MEANS THAT COOL HAND WINS AGAIN
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING SHAWN KEMP,KEVIN GARNETT,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS I GRIN WHEN I WIN
first of all stupid as u know by know i fade u picks.
also i said i was not fadeing u this weeekend.
now i whish i did the best u can do is 2-2-1
and u top 5 plays are what u post in the contest.
u just had to add a 6th game in thier so it gave u a better chance to get A WIN 1 WIN JIM.
SOUNDS LIKE A NEW NAME PROBALY JUST LIKE HIS SEX LIFE WHITH THE OLD BAG.
ONE AND DONE.
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altice11-07-2002, 06:24 AM
jim the time has come u picks for this weekend now
jim heard u had sms last night.
o.k lets see them bum.
so if u can go 0-5 in the madman to get to 1-14-1
jim did the bag throwm u out.
i told u to take every thing u need so u can still post.
or are u playing shy?
i whould try something different if i was 0-9-1
last 10 also.
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE INFORM THIS MORON THAT I HAVE LEFT THE ** AND I AM ACROSS THE STREET AGAIN WHERE PEOPLE RESPECT ME AS A HANDICAPPER.
DOKDAKEY-I KNOW DENNIS QUITE WELL AND I THINK I TOLD THE STORY BEFORE BUT I WILL TELL IT AGAIN.DENNIS WAS WORKING IN A FACTORY IN MARYLAND HE WAS JUST A NORMAL GUY HE DIDNT MAKE IT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL HE LEFT IN THE 10TH GRADE.ANYWAY ONE DAY DENNIS WAS MAD AT THE FOREMAN BECAUSE HE SAID TO DENNIS YOU ARE A MORON I COULD GET A MONKEY AT THE ZOO TO DO YOUR JOB AND HE WOULDNT TALK BACK YOU SEE DENNIS IS BRAIN DEAD BUT HE HAS A BIG MOUTH.WELL DENNIS WAS IN A PISSED OFF MOOD AND 2 KIDS OUTSIDE OF THE PLANT MADE FUN OF HIM THEY YELLED OVER LOOK AT THIS MORON HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD WORK IN THE FACTORY WHAT A LOSER.SO DENNIS TOOK OFFENSE TO WHAT THEY SAID AND PUSHED ONE OF THE KIDS TO THE GROUND.
WELL DOCKDAKEY KIDS WILL BE KIDS AND AS KIDS DO THEY HAD A PLAN TO GET EVEN WITH THIS MORON DENNIS THEY DECIDED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON WHEN DENNIS LEFT THE FACTORY THEY WERE WAITING ACROSS THE STREET THEY YELLED OVER HE LOSER DID YOUR FOREMAN CALL YOU A MORON TODAY DENNIS GOT BULLSHIT AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET.DENNIS WAS STUNNED THE KIDS WERE NOT SCARED OF HIM THEY STOOD THERE GROUND THEN SOMEBODY YELLED NOW.AT THIS POINT OUR BUDDY DENNIS LOOKED UP AND FROM A 10 STORY BUILDING A CINDER BLOCK KONKED HIM SMACK ON THE HEAD SO PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR DENNIS THE DOCTORS SAID IF HE WASNT ALREADY BRAIN DEAD THE CINDER BLOCK WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM BUT SINCE HE HAD SUCH A THICK SKULL HE SURVIVED.THIS IS WHY DENNIS WRITES THE WAY HE DOES HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYBODY BUT HE ALSO WENT 0 FOR 7 IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL LAST WEEK SO WE ARE EVEN.I KNOW THE KID ID A MORON BUT HES OUR MORON. EVERY TIME I HEAR THE KID OPEN HIS MOUTH I DO THIS HES BRAINDEAD.
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION 2 THINGS BOYS FIRST I MET DENNIS BEFORE HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DUSTIN HOFFMAN IN MIDNIGHT COWBOY HE PLAYED RATZO RIZZO HE EVEN TALKS LIKE HIM.
AND 2ND I AM IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE I STOLE MONEY LAST NIGHT FINALLY I GOT AN EASY TOTAL WINNER IMAGINE THE T-WOLVES WITH MY BOY KEVIN GARNETT AND THE MAGIC WITH MY OTHER BOY SHAWN KEMP HAVING A TOTAL OF 191 MAN I KNEW THIS GAME WOULD HAVE STREET BALL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.BOYS GRAB THE OVERS WHILE YOU CAN IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS ALL TEAMS WHO RUN A LITTLE BIT THERE TOTALS WILL RISE LIKE LAST YEAR PRETTY SOON MOST GAMES ESPECIALLY THE DALLAS MAVS WILL HAVE TOTALS LIKE 210 TO 220 MARK MY WORDS THEY WILL BE ADJUSTING SOON.
IF YOU DONT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING SHAWN KEMP,KEVIN GARNETT,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS.(BET ALL YOU WANT TODAY ON WHISKY +10)
stupid go back across the street.
better yet just sit u looser ass in the street.
and let all the good people here run u sorry ass over.
but u can bet all u have bum which is nothing but that old fat hairy leged slut.
that i will be the first in line and to run u over.
jim and do thae math stupid 0-7 is not as bad as u 0-9-1 and those where u tip plays 2 weeks in a row.
and to think u payed to get in and loose.
contest im in is free.
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altice11-07-2002, 12:14 PM
wow!
i whould never go thgrough all that.
i whould just tell them i wanted a new account.
scanners and all that.
lucky i got a computer.
and we know why for that sports beting only reason.
the greek has very good ccust service and i love thier book.
wally and others are great
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altice11-07-2002, 12:21 PM
for those who had n.o. in the nba
p.j. brown makes two on the foul line to go up 4 points.
then whith 3 or 4 sec left they watch gary payton go down the court and give him a layup.
and they loose by 2.
the nba is the toughest sport to bet for sure.
i had good night so far but that whould have made it very good.
also have over port still.
c-ya all on thur
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altice11-07-2002, 12:24 PM
(THE NEW COOL HAND JIM)
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BOYS IT LOOKS LIKE I NEED A BREAK WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON.I IAM CURSED I BET THE OVER 183 IN THE HAWKS AND SUNS GAME HOW THE F-CK CAN A TEAM LOOK LIKE THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS FOR 3 QUARTERS THEN SCORE 13 POINTS IN THE 4TH.I JUST LOST 2 TOTALS AND 1800 BUCKS BY A COMBINED TOTAL OF 2 1/2 POINTS THIS SUCKS.THE HAWKS WERE ROLLING TONIGHT I THOUGHT I HAD AN EASY WINNER LOOK AT THIS BOX SCORE AND TELL ME I DONT HAVE A BLACK CLOUD OVER ME RIGHT NOW.HAWKS 25-22-28-13 WHERE THE F-CK DOES THE 13 POINTS COME FROM I AM F-CKING JINXED EVER SINCE I STARTED TO PICK ON THE MENTAL CASE DENNIS THE GOOD LORD IS PUNISHING ME SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CALL DENNIS MY FRIEND.I WILL NEVER SAY DENNIS'S MOTHER FED HIM LEAD PAINT CHIPS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND TOLD HIM THEY WERE CORN FLAKES.I WILL BE A NEW POSTER FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A NICE GUY NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS TO ME.FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A FINE OUTSTANDING POSTER AND BE KIND TO EVERYBODY I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE MY WAYS I AM A NICE GUY FROM THIS TIME ON SO GOD PLEASE START BEING KIND TO ME LIKE I AM TO OTHERS.
I WILL NEVER CALL JOURNEYMAN A HOMO SEXUEL AGAIN I WILL ADMIRE HIS 19 INCH ARMS OF STEEL
I WILL NEVER CALL DENNIS THE MAN A MORON JUST BECAUSE HE SPELLS CAT (KAT) WE ARE NOT ALL PERFECT
I WILL NEVER CALL UNCLEBUTTERNUTS A LITTLE GIRL FOR RUNNING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE ** TO MAJORS
PLACE POSTING STUPID PICTURES.HE DOENST KISS SHRINKS ARSE I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
I WILL NEVER CALL SICK GAMBLER A DEGENERATE LOSER BECAUSE HE LIVES IN A TRAILOR PARK WITH HIS MOTHER AND MAKES UP STORIES ABOUT BARRY BONDS
I WILL NEVER CALL SCOTTY LANDAU A BIG DUMB JEW I WILL RESPECT THE JEWISH FAITH
I WILL NOT GET UPSET IF MY SISTER DECIDES TO DATE SHAWN KEMP AND KEVIN GARNETT HELL AT LEAST THEY ARE A COUPLE OF BLACK GUYS WITH A JOB
SEE GUYS I FEEL BETTER ALREADY I AM GLAD I GOT THIS OFF MY CHEST FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A GOOD HARD WORKING POSTER WHO AGREES WITH EVERYBODY.I WILL EVEN OFFER TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH MY NEW FRIEND DENNIS THE MAN (ILL PAY)I JUST HOPE THE GOOD LORD WILL RE-PAY ME FOR THE CHANGE IN MY ATTITUDE I AM DOWN AND OUT RIGHT NOW BOYS MAYBE A CHANGE WILL DO ME SOME GOOD.COOL HAND JIM
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Vikings211-07-2002, 12:25 PM
Keep it coming DennisTheMan and CHJ.
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11-08-2002, 09:12 AM
Complaining about, way too many passwords.
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HEY FREAK WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE JESUS CHRIST I WENT TO LOOK AT THE SERVICE PLAYS AND EVERYTHING IS LOCKED UP WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PLAYING IN THIS FORUM I-SPY.YOU NEED A PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING IN THIS FORUM I CANT REMEMBER MY NAME YET ALONE 10 PASSWORDS LETS OPEN UP THE SERVICE PLAY SECTION HUH PAL.MAN YOU ACT AS THOUGH YOU HAVE YOUR WALLET LOCKED IN THIS AREA MAN I LIKE TO SEE WHO THE DEADBEATS ARE PLAYING.THANKS FREAK YOUR OLD PAL,BEANTOWNJIM
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER
And ofcourse, Dennis being the nice guy, always tries to help out Jim.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
bum or stupid 10 # tow many for u.
we come to look at u plays.
u have it the wrong way.
U ARE THE LOOSER BUM.
lmfao
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11-11-2002, 09:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I WILL NEVER CALL UNCLEBUTTERNUTS A LITTLE GIRL FOR RUNNING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE ** TO MAJORS
PLACE POSTING STUPID PICTURES.HE DOENST KISS SHRINKS ARSE I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
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Right, I can think of 101 other reasons for calling Butterballs a little woman. Just last week, she banned someone for posting a joke in the RR. OH..it was a joke about a bookmmaker in jail..BFD. Then she deleted the thread--what a woman..excuse me, little Suzy.
Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...
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11-14-2002, 06:44 AM
The Feud continues... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
JIM: /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
OH MAN THIS IS TO FUNNY IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER DEADBEAT THIS WEEK NICE GOING (CASH NO CASH FOR YOU JUST DONUTS)00000 FOR 5 FOR THE CASH MAN FREAK COULD YOU MAKE SURE THIS DEADBEAT LOSER GETS A DOZEN DONUTS AND REMEMBER NO CRELLERS I WANT YOU TO REALIZE HOW BAD YOUR WEEK WENT EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT THE DONUT IT SHOULD REMIND YOU OF HOW MANY GAMES YOU WON THIS WEEK I CANT STOP LAUGHING NO CASH FOR CASH THIS WEEK OH SHIT I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR.I AM 5 BACK IN THE LAST COLUMN I AM NOT PANICING SO HANG IN THERE MY FANS I AM DUE FOR A 5 AND 0 WEEK.BEANTOWNJIM
FREAK COULD YOU PLEASE BAN THIS NUT JOB DENNIS THE MAN HE IS DESTROYING MY CONCENTRATION I DONT HAVE TIME TO ARGUE WITH THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
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jim
u due for another doughnut u own shelf.
maybe thats whu u live in that so called town.
boston cream filled.
bet u like cream jim.
and jim no body cares what u think.
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11-14-2002, 06:57 AM
after a winning weekend. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
OH MAN THIS IS FUNNY STUFF WAY TO GO FREAK LET ME BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE BIG DONUT THIS WEEK.I LOVE THIS DEADBEAT HE HAS ACCESS TO MY PICKS AND HE TRIES TO DO IT ON HIS OWN AND GOES 00000 FOR 5 YES BOYS OUR LEADER TOOK THE BIG DONUT ENJOY THEM FREAK AND REMEMBER NO CRELLERS.OH BY THE WAY FREAK YOU WONT BE ALONE I THINK OUR BUDDY ALEX HAS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR HIS 3 RD DONUT MAN I WOULD LOVE TO BE THIS DEADBEATS BOOKIE.I HOPE EVERYBODY ENJOYED MY DREAM BET YESTERDAY CHALK UP ANOTHER WINNER FOR THE GOODFELLAS.FREAK EVERYTIME YOU LOOK AT THOSE DONUTS WITH THE BIG O IN THE MIDDLE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE ARE WINNERS AND THERE ARE LOSERS SORRY FREAK.WELL BOYS YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM DID WHAT HE HAD TO IN ORDER TO MAKE A STATEMENT IN THIS CONTEST YES FOLKS I GO 4 AND 1 AND I AM RIGHT BACK IN THE HUNT.WATCH ALL THE LEADERS START TO CHOKE WHEN THEY SEE BEANTOWNJIMS NAME ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE LEADER BOARD.WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL.
I GRIN WHEN I WIN
(PROTECT YOUR RIGHT,TO ARM BEARS)
Unfortunately, our buddy Dennis has yet to respond on this one..
Sorry Guys..
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11-14-2002, 10:00 AM
I is just going to get my lawyer to copyright this thread for me, i got me a bestseller in the making. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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dennistheman11-15-2002, 03:45 PM
jim try wining 2 weeks or more in a row.
and yes im back.
time to get in u head for next week.
so u better pick good this weekend u stupid ass bum.
always play at the book jim or stupid plays at.
that away u will get payed.
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12-19-2002, 08:25 AM
Hey Beantown. Get out of your trailer man. We need some picks.
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12-19-2002, 08:46 PM
dennis is "back" LMAO /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
nice bump, Vegas
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12-19-2002, 09:13 PM
Tell him tiger, tell him.
You da man.
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02-07-2003, 12:03 AM
bump
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02-07-2003, 12:08 AM
dennis is still looking for a good online casino that pays
"anyone use olympic new high point casino?
besides b-town bum stupid.
i know he whould loose beacause he hits on 14 aganist a dealers 6.
so how is the site?
any luck?"
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altice11-07-2002, 06:19 AM
jim maybe the ats pager just might give u a
ats win for once.
try it jim it can only help u.
well maybe not because u hit on 12 aganist a 6
always play where jim plays.
that away u will get payed for sure.
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altice11-07-2002, 06:21 AM
jim u got a win in the contest 1-2-1 this week
whith green bay -4 tonight.
jim u a piece of shit at its best.
send u money offshore like jim.
and never get any back.
nice week jim best u can do is lose juice.
u are great.
now get thge gag out of u mouth and go lick
the old lady clean all over.
that might get u back in the door.
HEY DENNIS THE DUNCE IS THIS THE THANKS YOU GIVE ME YOU MENTAL CASE I GIVE YOU MY BEST YESTERDAY I TOLD YOU STRAIGHT UP TAKE THE PATRIOTS AND THE MONEY LINE DIDNT YOU SEE IT AT FREAKS FORUM YOU NUT CAKE.THE CONTEST IS FOR FUN BUT WHEN I GIVE YOU A LOCK OF THE YEAR BOYS YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION I GOT A HEROS WELCOME OVER AT MAJORS PLACE.ORGANIZED CRIME TO A BEATING YESTERDAY IN THE BOSTON AREA I HAVE A RESEVATION FOR ME AND MY LOVELY WIFE FOR WEDNESDAY AT 7.15 AT LEGAL SEAFOODS IT IS NICE TO BE EATING LOBSTER AGAIN I WAS FED UP WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY ON STALE BREAD.I FINALLY GOT MY BOOKIE GOOD HE WILL BE DEPOSITING 2500 IN MY POCKET TOMORROW NIGHT.THANK YOU TOM BRADY (WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL) I GRIN WHEN I WIN WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING MEANS THAT COOL HAND WINS AGAIN
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING SHAWN KEMP,KEVIN GARNETT,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS I GRIN WHEN I WIN
first of all stupid as u know by know i fade u picks.
also i said i was not fadeing u this weeekend.
now i whish i did the best u can do is 2-2-1
and u top 5 plays are what u post in the contest.
u just had to add a 6th game in thier so it gave u a better chance to get A WIN 1 WIN JIM.
SOUNDS LIKE A NEW NAME PROBALY JUST LIKE HIS SEX LIFE WHITH THE OLD BAG.
ONE AND DONE.
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altice11-07-2002, 06:24 AM
jim the time has come u picks for this weekend now
jim heard u had sms last night.
o.k lets see them bum.
so if u can go 0-5 in the madman to get to 1-14-1
jim did the bag throwm u out.
i told u to take every thing u need so u can still post.
or are u playing shy?
i whould try something different if i was 0-9-1
last 10 also.
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE INFORM THIS MORON THAT I HAVE LEFT THE ** AND I AM ACROSS THE STREET AGAIN WHERE PEOPLE RESPECT ME AS A HANDICAPPER.
DOKDAKEY-I KNOW DENNIS QUITE WELL AND I THINK I TOLD THE STORY BEFORE BUT I WILL TELL IT AGAIN.DENNIS WAS WORKING IN A FACTORY IN MARYLAND HE WAS JUST A NORMAL GUY HE DIDNT MAKE IT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL HE LEFT IN THE 10TH GRADE.ANYWAY ONE DAY DENNIS WAS MAD AT THE FOREMAN BECAUSE HE SAID TO DENNIS YOU ARE A MORON I COULD GET A MONKEY AT THE ZOO TO DO YOUR JOB AND HE WOULDNT TALK BACK YOU SEE DENNIS IS BRAIN DEAD BUT HE HAS A BIG MOUTH.WELL DENNIS WAS IN A PISSED OFF MOOD AND 2 KIDS OUTSIDE OF THE PLANT MADE FUN OF HIM THEY YELLED OVER LOOK AT THIS MORON HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD WORK IN THE FACTORY WHAT A LOSER.SO DENNIS TOOK OFFENSE TO WHAT THEY SAID AND PUSHED ONE OF THE KIDS TO THE GROUND.
WELL DOCKDAKEY KIDS WILL BE KIDS AND AS KIDS DO THEY HAD A PLAN TO GET EVEN WITH THIS MORON DENNIS THEY DECIDED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON WHEN DENNIS LEFT THE FACTORY THEY WERE WAITING ACROSS THE STREET THEY YELLED OVER HE LOSER DID YOUR FOREMAN CALL YOU A MORON TODAY DENNIS GOT BULLSHIT AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET.DENNIS WAS STUNNED THE KIDS WERE NOT SCARED OF HIM THEY STOOD THERE GROUND THEN SOMEBODY YELLED NOW.AT THIS POINT OUR BUDDY DENNIS LOOKED UP AND FROM A 10 STORY BUILDING A CINDER BLOCK KONKED HIM SMACK ON THE HEAD SO PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR DENNIS THE DOCTORS SAID IF HE WASNT ALREADY BRAIN DEAD THE CINDER BLOCK WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM BUT SINCE HE HAD SUCH A THICK SKULL HE SURVIVED.THIS IS WHY DENNIS WRITES THE WAY HE DOES HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYBODY BUT HE ALSO WENT 0 FOR 7 IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL LAST WEEK SO WE ARE EVEN.I KNOW THE KID ID A MORON BUT HES OUR MORON. EVERY TIME I HEAR THE KID OPEN HIS MOUTH I DO THIS HES BRAINDEAD.
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION 2 THINGS BOYS FIRST I MET DENNIS BEFORE HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DUSTIN HOFFMAN IN MIDNIGHT COWBOY HE PLAYED RATZO RIZZO HE EVEN TALKS LIKE HIM.
AND 2ND I AM IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE I STOLE MONEY LAST NIGHT FINALLY I GOT AN EASY TOTAL WINNER IMAGINE THE T-WOLVES WITH MY BOY KEVIN GARNETT AND THE MAGIC WITH MY OTHER BOY SHAWN KEMP HAVING A TOTAL OF 191 MAN I KNEW THIS GAME WOULD HAVE STREET BALL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.BOYS GRAB THE OVERS WHILE YOU CAN IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS ALL TEAMS WHO RUN A LITTLE BIT THERE TOTALS WILL RISE LIKE LAST YEAR PRETTY SOON MOST GAMES ESPECIALLY THE DALLAS MAVS WILL HAVE TOTALS LIKE 210 TO 220 MARK MY WORDS THEY WILL BE ADJUSTING SOON.
IF YOU DONT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING SHAWN KEMP,KEVIN GARNETT,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS.(BET ALL YOU WANT TODAY ON WHISKY +10)
stupid go back across the street.
better yet just sit u looser ass in the street.
and let all the good people here run u sorry ass over.
but u can bet all u have bum which is nothing but that old fat hairy leged slut.
that i will be the first in line and to run u over.
jim and do thae math stupid 0-7 is not as bad as u 0-9-1 and those where u tip plays 2 weeks in a row.
and to think u payed to get in and loose.
contest im in is free.
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altice11-07-2002, 12:14 PM
wow!
i whould never go thgrough all that.
i whould just tell them i wanted a new account.
scanners and all that.
lucky i got a computer.
and we know why for that sports beting only reason.
the greek has very good ccust service and i love thier book.
wally and others are great
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altice11-07-2002, 12:21 PM
for those who had n.o. in the nba
p.j. brown makes two on the foul line to go up 4 points.
then whith 3 or 4 sec left they watch gary payton go down the court and give him a layup.
and they loose by 2.
the nba is the toughest sport to bet for sure.
i had good night so far but that whould have made it very good.
also have over port still.
c-ya all on thur
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altice11-07-2002, 12:24 PM
(THE NEW COOL HAND JIM)
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BOYS IT LOOKS LIKE I NEED A BREAK WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON.I IAM CURSED I BET THE OVER 183 IN THE HAWKS AND SUNS GAME HOW THE F-CK CAN A TEAM LOOK LIKE THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS FOR 3 QUARTERS THEN SCORE 13 POINTS IN THE 4TH.I JUST LOST 2 TOTALS AND 1800 BUCKS BY A COMBINED TOTAL OF 2 1/2 POINTS THIS SUCKS.THE HAWKS WERE ROLLING TONIGHT I THOUGHT I HAD AN EASY WINNER LOOK AT THIS BOX SCORE AND TELL ME I DONT HAVE A BLACK CLOUD OVER ME RIGHT NOW.HAWKS 25-22-28-13 WHERE THE F-CK DOES THE 13 POINTS COME FROM I AM F-CKING JINXED EVER SINCE I STARTED TO PICK ON THE MENTAL CASE DENNIS THE GOOD LORD IS PUNISHING ME SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CALL DENNIS MY FRIEND.I WILL NEVER SAY DENNIS'S MOTHER FED HIM LEAD PAINT CHIPS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND TOLD HIM THEY WERE CORN FLAKES.I WILL BE A NEW POSTER FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A NICE GUY NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS TO ME.FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A FINE OUTSTANDING POSTER AND BE KIND TO EVERYBODY I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE MY WAYS I AM A NICE GUY FROM THIS TIME ON SO GOD PLEASE START BEING KIND TO ME LIKE I AM TO OTHERS.
I WILL NEVER CALL JOURNEYMAN A HOMO SEXUEL AGAIN I WILL ADMIRE HIS 19 INCH ARMS OF STEEL
I WILL NEVER CALL DENNIS THE MAN A MORON JUST BECAUSE HE SPELLS CAT (KAT) WE ARE NOT ALL PERFECT
I WILL NEVER CALL UNCLEBUTTERNUTS A LITTLE GIRL FOR RUNNING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE ** TO MAJORS
PLACE POSTING STUPID PICTURES.HE DOENST KISS SHRINKS ARSE I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
I WILL NEVER CALL SICK GAMBLER A DEGENERATE LOSER BECAUSE HE LIVES IN A TRAILOR PARK WITH HIS MOTHER AND MAKES UP STORIES ABOUT BARRY BONDS
I WILL NEVER CALL SCOTTY LANDAU A BIG DUMB JEW I WILL RESPECT THE JEWISH FAITH
I WILL NOT GET UPSET IF MY SISTER DECIDES TO DATE SHAWN KEMP AND KEVIN GARNETT HELL AT LEAST THEY ARE A COUPLE OF BLACK GUYS WITH A JOB
SEE GUYS I FEEL BETTER ALREADY I AM GLAD I GOT THIS OFF MY CHEST FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A GOOD HARD WORKING POSTER WHO AGREES WITH EVERYBODY.I WILL EVEN OFFER TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH MY NEW FRIEND DENNIS THE MAN (ILL PAY)I JUST HOPE THE GOOD LORD WILL RE-PAY ME FOR THE CHANGE IN MY ATTITUDE I AM DOWN AND OUT RIGHT NOW BOYS MAYBE A CHANGE WILL DO ME SOME GOOD.COOL HAND JIM
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Vikings211-07-2002, 12:25 PM
Keep it coming DennisTheMan and CHJ.
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11-08-2002, 09:12 AM
Complaining about, way too many passwords.
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HEY FREAK WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE JESUS CHRIST I WENT TO LOOK AT THE SERVICE PLAYS AND EVERYTHING IS LOCKED UP WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PLAYING IN THIS FORUM I-SPY.YOU NEED A PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING IN THIS FORUM I CANT REMEMBER MY NAME YET ALONE 10 PASSWORDS LETS OPEN UP THE SERVICE PLAY SECTION HUH PAL.MAN YOU ACT AS THOUGH YOU HAVE YOUR WALLET LOCKED IN THIS AREA MAN I LIKE TO SEE WHO THE DEADBEATS ARE PLAYING.THANKS FREAK YOUR OLD PAL,BEANTOWNJIM
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER
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bum or stupid 10 # tow many for u.
we come to look at u plays.
u have it the wrong way.
U ARE THE LOOSER BUM.
lmfao
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11-11-2002, 09:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I WILL NEVER CALL UNCLEBUTTERNUTS A LITTLE GIRL FOR RUNNING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE ** TO MAJORS
PLACE POSTING STUPID PICTURES.HE DOENST KISS SHRINKS ARSE I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
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Right, I can think of 101 other reasons for calling Butterballs a little woman. Just last week, she banned someone for posting a joke in the RR. OH..it was a joke about a bookmmaker in jail..BFD. Then she deleted the thread--what a woman..excuse me, little Suzy.
Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...
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11-14-2002, 06:44 AM
The Feud continues... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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OH MAN THIS IS TO FUNNY IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER DEADBEAT THIS WEEK NICE GOING (CASH NO CASH FOR YOU JUST DONUTS)00000 FOR 5 FOR THE CASH MAN FREAK COULD YOU MAKE SURE THIS DEADBEAT LOSER GETS A DOZEN DONUTS AND REMEMBER NO CRELLERS I WANT YOU TO REALIZE HOW BAD YOUR WEEK WENT EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT THE DONUT IT SHOULD REMIND YOU OF HOW MANY GAMES YOU WON THIS WEEK I CANT STOP LAUGHING NO CASH FOR CASH THIS WEEK OH SHIT I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR.I AM 5 BACK IN THE LAST COLUMN I AM NOT PANICING SO HANG IN THERE MY FANS I AM DUE FOR A 5 AND 0 WEEK.BEANTOWNJIM
FREAK COULD YOU PLEASE BAN THIS NUT JOB DENNIS THE MAN HE IS DESTROYING MY CONCENTRATION I DONT HAVE TIME TO ARGUE WITH THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
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jim
u due for another doughnut u own shelf.
maybe thats whu u live in that so called town.
boston cream filled.
bet u like cream jim.
and jim no body cares what u think.
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11-14-2002, 06:57 AM
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OH MAN THIS IS FUNNY STUFF WAY TO GO FREAK LET ME BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE BIG DONUT THIS WEEK.I LOVE THIS DEADBEAT HE HAS ACCESS TO MY PICKS AND HE TRIES TO DO IT ON HIS OWN AND GOES 00000 FOR 5 YES BOYS OUR LEADER TOOK THE BIG DONUT ENJOY THEM FREAK AND REMEMBER NO CRELLERS.OH BY THE WAY FREAK YOU WONT BE ALONE I THINK OUR BUDDY ALEX HAS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR HIS 3 RD DONUT MAN I WOULD LOVE TO BE THIS DEADBEATS BOOKIE.I HOPE EVERYBODY ENJOYED MY DREAM BET YESTERDAY CHALK UP ANOTHER WINNER FOR THE GOODFELLAS.FREAK EVERYTIME YOU LOOK AT THOSE DONUTS WITH THE BIG O IN THE MIDDLE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE ARE WINNERS AND THERE ARE LOSERS SORRY FREAK.WELL BOYS YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM DID WHAT HE HAD TO IN ORDER TO MAKE A STATEMENT IN THIS CONTEST YES FOLKS I GO 4 AND 1 AND I AM RIGHT BACK IN THE HUNT.WATCH ALL THE LEADERS START TO CHOKE WHEN THEY SEE BEANTOWNJIMS NAME ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE LEADER BOARD.WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL.
I GRIN WHEN I WIN
(PROTECT YOUR RIGHT,TO ARM BEARS)
Unfortunately, our buddy Dennis has yet to respond on this one..
Sorry Guys..
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11-14-2002, 10:00 AM
I is just going to get my lawyer to copyright this thread for me, i got me a bestseller in the making. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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dennistheman11-15-2002, 03:45 PM
jim try wining 2 weeks or more in a row.
and yes im back.
time to get in u head for next week.
so u better pick good this weekend u stupid ass bum.
always play at the book jim or stupid plays at.
that away u will get payed.
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12-19-2002, 08:25 AM
Hey Beantown. Get out of your trailer man. We need some picks.
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12-19-2002, 08:46 PM
dennis is "back" LMAO /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
nice bump, Vegas
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12-19-2002, 09:13 PM
Tell him tiger, tell him.
You da man.
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02-07-2003, 12:03 AM
bump
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02-07-2003, 12:08 AM
dennis is still looking for a good online casino that pays
"anyone use olympic new high point casino?
besides b-town bum stupid.
i know he whould loose beacause he hits on 14 aganist a dealers 6.
so how is the site?
any luck?"
NTOWNJIM Oct 14 2003, 09:13 AM Post #1
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BOYS THE LOVELY WIFE IS BULLSHIT AT ME AND I HAVE TO GO FIND A JOB RIGHT AWAY.SHE CLAIMS SHE IS SICK AND TIRED OF COMING HOME FROM WORK FINDING ME ON THE COMPUTER TALKING TO A BUNCH OF MORONS HER WORDS NOT MINE ANYWAYS SHE FOUND OUT I LOST A LOT OF DOUGH LAST WEEK AND SHE WANTS ME TO GO GET SOME HELP YES BOYS SHE MENTIONED THAT DREADED WORD (GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS) CUT THE SHIT I KNOW I AM A DEGENERATE BUT I AM JUST GOING THROUGH A BAD STREAK.BOYS SHE THINKS I HAVE TO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS AND THIS IS WHY I GAMBLE SO MUCH SHE HAS SHUT DOWN MY ALLOWANCE INDEFINITLY UNTIL I FIND EMPLOYMENT WHERE THE **** IS A 43 YEAR OLD RETIRED IRONWORKER GOING TO FIND A JOB THAT PAYS 32.75 AN HOUR PLUS BENEFITS I JUST CANT FIND ANYTHING AND I REFUSE TO GO BACK TO HANGING BEAMS 40 STORIES ABOVE THE BOSTON SKYLINE I AM CHICKEN NOW SO BOYS THIS IS WHY I AM APPEALING TO THE OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOKS AND HOLLYWOOD IN GENERAL.
WILL FROM HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOKS HERE IS MY RESUME IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU CAN PUT BEANTOWNJIM TO WORK MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO DIVORSE ME AND SHE WANTS TO TAKE OUR DOG ALSO SO BOYS I WONT HAVE BROWNIE TO PICK MY GAMES FOR ME
DEAR HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK MY NAME IS BEANTOWNJIM I AM A 43 YEAR OLD CAUCASION MAN SEEKING EMPLOYMENT AT YOUR SPORTSBOOK IN COSTA RICA.I AM AVAILABLE FOR WORK RIGHT AWAY LET ME EXPLAIN SOME OF THE THINGS I AM EXPECTING FROM HOLLYWOOD IF YOU DECIDE TO HIRE ME.WILLY I WILL ONLY WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK BEANTOWNJIM DOESNT DO OVERTIME,I CAN ONLY WORK WEEKDAYS I WILL ASK HOLLYWOOD TO FLY ME BACK TO BOSTON ON A WEEKLY BASIS SO I CAN UNITE WITH MY WIFE ON THE WEEKENDS,WILLY WHILE I AM WORKING I WILL REQUIRE HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK TO PROVIDE ME WITH MY OWN SECRETARY,MY OWN OFFICE,A BOX OF CUBAN CIGARS EVRY WEEK,ACCESS TO WILLY'S MERCEDES 3 TIMES A WEEK SO I CAN TAKE MY SECRETARY TO A MOTEL,I WOULD LIKE TEE TIMES TO THE LOCAL GOLF COURSE WILLY WHERE YOU AND I WILL PLAY A 200 DOLLAR NASSAU EVERY OTHER DAY,I LIKE FRESH FLOWERS WILLY SO THIS SHOULD BE IN MY OFFICE EVERY DAY,WILLY MY EYES ARE NOT TO GOOD SO I DONT WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE COMPUTER SO I WILL WALK AROUND WITH A NICE 3 PIECE SUIT MAKING SURE THE BONE HEADS ARE DOING THERE WORK AND NOT ROBBING US WILL,WILLY I LIKE TO WEAR SUITS AT WORK I AM A 44 CHEST AND MY PANTS ARE A 36 SO MAKE SURE YOU ORDER A COUPLE BEFORE I GET TO COSTA RICA I DONT WANT THE EMPLOYEES TO THINK I AM A SHITBUM,ONE LAST THING WILLY BEFORE I COME TO COSTA RICA AND GO TO WORK FOR HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK DO YOU GUYS HAVE A 401K PROGRAM I NEED TO GET SOME KIND OF RETIREMENT BENEFITS FOR MY LOVELY WIFE I HOPE AT LEAST YOU WILL OFFER ME BURIAL WILL FUNERALS CAN BE EXPENSIVE AND MY WIFE DOESNT WANT TO CREAMATE ME SO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT DEATH BENNY'S WILL I HEARD COSTA RICA IS DANGEROUS FOR CAUCASION MALES WITH LIGHT SKIN,OH WILLY I ALMOST FORGOT I WILL PLAYING A LOT OF GOLF WITH YOU AND THE OTHER EXECUTIVES AT HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK SO I WILL NEED AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SUN TAN LOTION WILLY I HAVE VERY FAIR SKIN AND I BURN EASILY SO WE NEED PROTECTION.THANKS WILLY THIS JOB MEANS A LOT TO ME MY WIFE IS ON MY ARSE LIKE YOU READ ABOUT.
WILLY I NEED A STARTING SALARY OF 75,000 PLUS YOU GUYS PAY ALL MY EXPENSES PLUS GOLF AND WE HAVE A DEAL.I NEED A QUICK RESPONSE WILLY MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW TONIGHT IF I FOUND A JOB YET.THANKS GOOD BUDDY,YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM (WILLY I WILL ALSO NEED MY OWN BARBER SO I HAVE HIRED PHIL THE BARBER TO COME TO COSTA RICA ONCE A MONTH TO CUT MY HAIR COMPANY EXPENCE WILLY YOU UNDERSTAND
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BOYS THE LOVELY WIFE IS BULLSHIT AT ME AND I HAVE TO GO FIND A JOB RIGHT AWAY.SHE CLAIMS SHE IS SICK AND TIRED OF COMING HOME FROM WORK FINDING ME ON THE COMPUTER TALKING TO A BUNCH OF MORONS HER WORDS NOT MINE ANYWAYS SHE FOUND OUT I LOST A LOT OF DOUGH LAST WEEK AND SHE WANTS ME TO GO GET SOME HELP YES BOYS SHE MENTIONED THAT DREADED WORD (GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS) CUT THE SHIT I KNOW I AM A DEGENERATE BUT I AM JUST GOING THROUGH A BAD STREAK.BOYS SHE THINKS I HAVE TO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS AND THIS IS WHY I GAMBLE SO MUCH SHE HAS SHUT DOWN MY ALLOWANCE INDEFINITLY UNTIL I FIND EMPLOYMENT WHERE THE **** IS A 43 YEAR OLD RETIRED IRONWORKER GOING TO FIND A JOB THAT PAYS 32.75 AN HOUR PLUS BENEFITS I JUST CANT FIND ANYTHING AND I REFUSE TO GO BACK TO HANGING BEAMS 40 STORIES ABOVE THE BOSTON SKYLINE I AM CHICKEN NOW SO BOYS THIS IS WHY I AM APPEALING TO THE OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOKS AND HOLLYWOOD IN GENERAL.
WILL FROM HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOKS HERE IS MY RESUME IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU CAN PUT BEANTOWNJIM TO WORK MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO DIVORSE ME AND SHE WANTS TO TAKE OUR DOG ALSO SO BOYS I WONT HAVE BROWNIE TO PICK MY GAMES FOR ME
DEAR HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK MY NAME IS BEANTOWNJIM I AM A 43 YEAR OLD CAUCASION MAN SEEKING EMPLOYMENT AT YOUR SPORTSBOOK IN COSTA RICA.I AM AVAILABLE FOR WORK RIGHT AWAY LET ME EXPLAIN SOME OF THE THINGS I AM EXPECTING FROM HOLLYWOOD IF YOU DECIDE TO HIRE ME.WILLY I WILL ONLY WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK BEANTOWNJIM DOESNT DO OVERTIME,I CAN ONLY WORK WEEKDAYS I WILL ASK HOLLYWOOD TO FLY ME BACK TO BOSTON ON A WEEKLY BASIS SO I CAN UNITE WITH MY WIFE ON THE WEEKENDS,WILLY WHILE I AM WORKING I WILL REQUIRE HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK TO PROVIDE ME WITH MY OWN SECRETARY,MY OWN OFFICE,A BOX OF CUBAN CIGARS EVRY WEEK,ACCESS TO WILLY'S MERCEDES 3 TIMES A WEEK SO I CAN TAKE MY SECRETARY TO A MOTEL,I WOULD LIKE TEE TIMES TO THE LOCAL GOLF COURSE WILLY WHERE YOU AND I WILL PLAY A 200 DOLLAR NASSAU EVERY OTHER DAY,I LIKE FRESH FLOWERS WILLY SO THIS SHOULD BE IN MY OFFICE EVERY DAY,WILLY MY EYES ARE NOT TO GOOD SO I DONT WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE COMPUTER SO I WILL WALK AROUND WITH A NICE 3 PIECE SUIT MAKING SURE THE BONE HEADS ARE DOING THERE WORK AND NOT ROBBING US WILL,WILLY I LIKE TO WEAR SUITS AT WORK I AM A 44 CHEST AND MY PANTS ARE A 36 SO MAKE SURE YOU ORDER A COUPLE BEFORE I GET TO COSTA RICA I DONT WANT THE EMPLOYEES TO THINK I AM A SHITBUM,ONE LAST THING WILLY BEFORE I COME TO COSTA RICA AND GO TO WORK FOR HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK DO YOU GUYS HAVE A 401K PROGRAM I NEED TO GET SOME KIND OF RETIREMENT BENEFITS FOR MY LOVELY WIFE I HOPE AT LEAST YOU WILL OFFER ME BURIAL WILL FUNERALS CAN BE EXPENSIVE AND MY WIFE DOESNT WANT TO CREAMATE ME SO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT DEATH BENNY'S WILL I HEARD COSTA RICA IS DANGEROUS FOR CAUCASION MALES WITH LIGHT SKIN,OH WILLY I ALMOST FORGOT I WILL PLAYING A LOT OF GOLF WITH YOU AND THE OTHER EXECUTIVES AT HOLLYWOOD SPORTSBOOK SO I WILL NEED AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SUN TAN LOTION WILLY I HAVE VERY FAIR SKIN AND I BURN EASILY SO WE NEED PROTECTION.THANKS WILLY THIS JOB MEANS A LOT TO ME MY WIFE IS ON MY ARSE LIKE YOU READ ABOUT.
WILLY I NEED A STARTING SALARY OF 75,000 PLUS YOU GUYS PAY ALL MY EXPENSES PLUS GOLF AND WE HAVE A DEAL.I NEED A QUICK RESPONSE WILLY MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW TONIGHT IF I FOUND A JOB YET.THANKS GOOD BUDDY,YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM (WILLY I WILL ALSO NEED MY OWN BARBER SO I HAVE HIRED PHIL THE BARBER TO COME TO COSTA RICA ONCE A MONTH TO CUT MY HAIR COMPANY EXPENCE WILLY YOU UNDERSTAND
beantown new tape
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beantown new tape
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C.M. THIS IS A SERIOUS TOPIC ARE YOU HIRING AT THIS PRESENT TIME.MY WIFE IS ALL OVER ME TO SEEK EMPLOYMENT I FEEL I CAN ADD A LOT TO YOUR FORUM.WHEN I BECOME YOUR HEAD WRITER C.M. THE FIRST THING I WANT TO DO IS BAN THIS NIT WIT MR.J I THINK HE IS A CANCER HERE AT BET2GAMBLE.WE DONT NEED TROUBLE MAKERS C.M. I ALSO THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TO LET CECIL GO I KNOW THE KID ISNT TO SMART AND YOU FELT SORRY FOR HIM BUT I WILL BREAK IT TO HIM GENTLY I WILL JUST SAY LISTEN YOU DUMB BASTARD C.M. HAD A CHANGE OF PLANS YOU ARE BACK TO SHINING SHOES OR IF YOU ARE A GOOD GUY ILL MAKE YOU BEANTOWNJIM'S COFFEE BOY.C.M. IF YOU WANT A SUCCESSFULL FORUM YOU NEED NATURAL LEADERS LIKE MYSELF I TELL IT LIKE IT IS.I CANT PROMISE YOU THE HOMETOWN DISCOUNT C.M. MY SERVICES ARE NOT CHEAP I FIGURE I CAN START OFF WITH YOU AT 30 GRAND BASE PAY THEN 50 DOLLARS FOR EVERY POST THERE AFTER I FEEL THIS IS A REASONABLE OFFER.C.M. I WANT ALL WEEKENDS OFF I PLAY A LOT OF GOLF AND I DONT FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF MORONS AND GETTING A HEADACHE.C.M. I AM AN ASSAT TO ANY FORUM I HAVE BEEN AROUND GAMBLING ALL MY LIFE I FORGOT MORE THAN ANY OF YOUR MEMBERS KNOW.C.M. I WANT TO GIVE YOUR FORUM MEMBERS A SAMPLE OF MY WORK SO THEY KNOW I AM LEGIT.
BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT TONIGHT ON THE PHILIDELPHIA AND CLEVELAND GAME GOING OVER 179 1/2 THIS GAME IS STEALING THERE WILL BE AT LEAST 190 POINTS SCORED IN THIS CONTEST.C.M. THIS IS ON THE HOUSE BUT REMEMBER NO HOMETOWN DISCOUNT IF YOU WANT ME ON BOARD IT WILL COST YOU. I GRIN WHEN I WIN
CECIL YOUR FIRED NOW BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND RUN BACK TO PEEPS FORUM I HEARD PEEP JUST ORDERED 2 LARGE PIZZAS FROM CHUCKY CHEEEZES FOR HIS STAFF.
BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT TONIGHT ON THE PHILIDELPHIA AND CLEVELAND GAME GOING OVER 179 1/2 THIS GAME IS STEALING THERE WILL BE AT LEAST 190 POINTS SCORED IN THIS CONTEST.C.M. THIS IS ON THE HOUSE BUT REMEMBER NO HOMETOWN DISCOUNT IF YOU WANT ME ON BOARD IT WILL COST YOU. I GRIN WHEN I WIN
CECIL YOUR FIRED NOW BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND RUN BACK TO PEEPS FORUM I HEARD PEEP JUST ORDERED 2 LARGE PIZZAS FROM CHUCKY CHEEEZES FOR HIS STAFF.
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FREAK YOU MADE ONE HELL OF A RUN AT IT THIS YEAR THAT OAKLAND GAME SCREWED YOU.I GOT LUCKY FOR 2ND PLACE IN THE SIDE POT I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO PUCK U BUT I HOPE HE RETURNS NEXT YEAR.THE CONTEST WONT BE THE SAME WITHOUT PUNK U I WONT HAVE ANYBODY TO PICK ON.
I THINK PUCK U SAW ME CLOSING IN ON HIM AND STARTED TO SHAKE IN FEAR SO MUCH THAT HE COULDNT TYPE IN HIS PLAYS.I LITERALLY SCARED THE KID OUT OF THE CONTEST.
GREAT CONTEST FREAK AND I AM ALREADY LOOKING FOREWARD TO BADMANS 2006
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beantownjim, your the won who choked 0-5 the last week & 1 game the week before that your man must have made a killing off of you the last to weeks
your name should be choketownjim :142smilie :142smilie
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FREAK YOU MADE ONE HELL OF A RUN AT IT THIS YEAR THAT OAKLAND GAME SCREWED YOU.I GOT LUCKY FOR 2ND PLACE IN THE SIDE POT I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO PUCK U BUT I HOPE HE RETURNS NEXT YEAR.THE CONTEST WONT BE THE SAME WITHOUT PUNK U I WONT HAVE ANYBODY TO PICK ON.
I THINK PUCK U SAW ME CLOSING IN ON HIM AND STARTED TO SHAKE IN FEAR SO MUCH THAT HE COULDNT TYPE IN HIS PLAYS.I LITERALLY SCARED THE KID OUT OF THE CONTEST.
GREAT CONTEST FREAK AND I AM ALREADY LOOKING FOREWARD TO BADMANS 2006
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IRONMAN
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posted January 02, 2006 01:54 PM
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beantownjim, your the won who choked 0-5 the last week & 1 game the week before that your man must have made a killing off of you the last to weeks
your name should be choketownjim :142smilie :142smilie
