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Clem D

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The Seahag is in Barbados with her sister. Can anyone summon up a tsunami that can sweep those two fatasses to Guam? Just them. I don' t want anyone else to get hurt. While the Hag is away Ol' Clems gonna play. Hopping on a quick flight to visit Uncle Louie at the track in Florida. Stop by and see me I'll be the fat bastard with the endless string of seconditis at the rail, next to the an even fatter bastard who looks like captain Lou Albano but not quite as classy. In College Basketball I've had quite a season. I made over 10 k this season and still have a shot at another big hit if Mich state can cash my future bet.

But enough about me.

I got a tip hot off a bookie in the greater St louis area. It appears that Louisville smuggled a couple of bowlegged hookers INSIDE one of the boosters suites. My Information is that the hookers had a virus and a raging case of crabs like the ones the Seahag got somehow last fall. That is all I needed to hear. You can't play hoops with crabs and a virus.

Send it in.

Illinois -3
for a 500

Michigan State +5
for a dime.
For my money the best coach in college basketball will stifle the most talented yet underachieving team in the final four.

Mich state +190
600



Parlay Illinois minus 3
Michstate +190

400 to win 1814.54 :mj04:
 

DeDe

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lmfao..u are too much
good luck and will be placing these winners too

you have been on fire this season and hope u continue to do so!
 

CHARLESMANSON

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Clem D said:
The Seahag is in Barbados with her sister. Can anyone summon up a tsunami that can sweep those two fatasses to Guam? :

CLEM YOU RULE....YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE NIGHT :mj07:

fawk you really like MSU?
beating.....
DUKE
KY
NC
back to back to back?...if they do that I'll fawking bow down to Izzo.....what a feat....you think they'll win SU?
 

KilgoreTrout

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Clem, I am a newbie..but that is some funny shit..and I think two solid picks..lets go MSU
 
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