Believing in God II

THE KOD

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So the day is going pretty good, I am out doing a site survey on a construction site, and my wife calls me.

She went to the grocery store and says she is ok but she dont want me to be upset.
Whenever she says that I know there is trouble.

She says a guy came up to her as she was putting the groceries in the car and started helping her unload the basket. After that he asks her for money and she says she dont have any. She starts getting into the car and he grabs her by the arm and trys to push her down into the front seat of the car. She manages to pull away somehow , closes the door and locks it.

What should I do . Do I call the cops she asks ?

She tells me she is ok and has driven away now. I tell her to leave and go home.
What does the guy look like ? He is white, short , stocky , has a red hooded sweatshirt with tan pants, does not speak good english and short brown hair. She says he acted kinda crazy like.
Another guy with him is short black hair.

It takes me about 50 minutes to drive there. In the meantime I am calling the Store and talking to the manager. She tells me they have security in the parking lot in a white truck. I am rather rude to her, and she says she will call the police to take a report.

I finally get there and drive around looking for security . No where to be found of course.

I go in the store. I ask for the manager who never comes out. I am pretty pissed at this point as they don't seem to give two chits about their parking lot security in broad daylight. Still no sign of cops.

I go back outside and go into a Blockbuster. While I am buying a few cokes, I tell the manager what happened and if they have seen security. No they say. They cant believe that happened.

I walk outside to get in my truck , I look up and I be damned there is the guy , fits the discription perfectly. He is with a older man and they are walking across the parking lot.

Hey I yell and they approach me. They tell me they are going to McDonalds. I ask them if they are asking people for money in the parking lot. Yes they say, a man gave us 5 dollars.

Did you put your hands on my wife about a hour ago ? Did you ask her for money and then push her . No I didnt, the guy says, he did it and he points to the other guy. So now I am sure this is the right guy.

I tell him not to move and wait there as the police are coming and he is going to jail. He says no no no and they both turn to run. I chase them a short distance and leap on the guy and we fall onto the asphalt. I get him in a choke hold and squeeze the air from his neck maybe harder than I should have .

The other guy starts hitting me with something and a crowd starts to gather. They are yelling what is going on ..... Just stay back I yelled several times.

The security guy shows up and he helps me hold the guy down. The cops come , take a statement , ask for my wife to come back and identify him. She drives back , Yep thats the guy.

Looks like were going to court.

Whats amazing to me is that I was able to find this dumb sum bitch and get the opportunity to
choke him down.

There is a God.
 

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Glad you got to choke him out...... You must have self-control, it would of been hard for me knowing he pushed my girl...........but its a good thing you didnt do much more than that and that your wife is ok and the creep will be prosecuted.

there is a Scot err God

Hope everything works out
 

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Nice job Scott,
 

The Sponge

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Scott would it be asking to much for that picture of Chief Jay again?
 

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Took this picture from the Atlanta Journal Constipation. It's the offender being carted off to the pokey in the paddy wagon.

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It's amazing the balls some of these guys have to pull that shit in broad daylight. My g/f was in the mall the other day and walked out to find a brick was thrown through her window and her Ipod was stolen. This was in the middle of the day at a very busy mall. Wish I had had the chance to kick his ass. I hope he is happy he cost us hundreds of dollars in damage for a 50 dollar ipod.
 

THE KOD

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Glad I am alive.

At 54 I have no business being involved in any kind of fights, but my temper gets out of control at times.

I got a huge bruise on my left arm, tore my pants, and am sore all over this morning.

My wife was pretty pissed at me that I even went there.

Not often you get to make a citizens arrest though.

Kinda scared now to go to court. The guy will probably get a lawyer and sue me for something crazy.

I was talking to the owner of a wrecker yard the other day who a few years back had a burglar break into his property yard. He had K-9 dogs and they attacked the burglar and bit him.

Burglar goes to jail , but files a lawsuit and the owner's insurance company ends up settling with the burglar for 10 K. They made him take the K-9 dogs off the property or cancel his insurance.

Only in America..
 
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