Best Movie Lines.............

[kevinmac_99]

I was just thinking about this on my way to work this morning and actually was cracking myself up on this one line.....

MEET THE PARENTS........

Ben Stiller was sitting at the table talking to Robert Dinero about how he used to milk cats when he was younger...Dinero replies...

"I have nipples!!", "Can you milk me FOCKER?"

KMAC

 

[SixFive]

here's a few I like

here's a few I like

"Go ahead, make my day" Clint Eastwood/Dirty Harry

"I'll be bock" Arnold Swartzenegger/Terminator

"Yippee-cay-yay, Mother Fucker!" Bruce Willis/John McClane

"FRRREEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMM" Mel Gibson/William Wallace

 

[dawgball]

I'm not going to get this exactly right, but...

"It's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or something you ignorant sons of bitches!"

Here's a great place to listen to movie quotes: Movie Quotes

 

[kevinmac_99]

SIX......

SIX......

The line I like in Dirty Harry is when Clint Eastwood says.....

"DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?"...."DO YOU?"....."PUNK!!!"

LMAO.......

KMAC

 

[kevinmac_99]

FRIDAY........

FRIDAY........

Ice Cubes Father in the restroom.....

"Boy, bring your ass off up in here! What you talkin' about you wait 'til I come out? I smelt your shit for 22 years. Now you can't smell mine for five minutes?

LOL

KMAC

 

[kevinmac_99]

ANOTHER FROM FRIDAY......

ANOTHER FROM FRIDAY......

Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74th St. Baptist Church....(sings) We call a sin a sin sin!!
Smokey: (imitating his preacher sound)t Well 'round here, at 10 Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty twin-twin! Niggah!

KMAC

 

[kevinmac_99]

ANOTHER ONE.....

ANOTHER ONE.....

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KMAC

 

[nhl8810]

Heres one

Heres one

"Truth you can't handle the truth you fuched with the wrong marine I'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and piss in you dead scull"

Jack Nicholson in Navy seals

 

[kingjc]

"On my command, unleash hell" - Gladiator
"F@#k me gently with a chainsaw" - Heathers

 

[in2fitness]

here's a couple

here's a couple

Scarface
"Say hello to my little friend!!"

Swingers
"It's such a shame. You're so money and you don't even know it."

 

[taoist]

Scarface....

Scarface....

in2fitness, how about the scene toward the end when he's in the restaruant? ...one of the best scenes in the movie IMHO.

"...she'll be back. another quualuude, she gonna love me again." and "...alright everyone, say goodnight to the bad guy."

Love that movie!!!!

 

[no pepper]

"Mr. Pink !?! Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. Purple for chrissake?"

"Because Purple's on another job..."

Reservoir Dogs

 

[JSMOOTH]

Do you like apples? I said, do you like apples? Well I got her number....how do you like them apples!
Matt Damon - GoodWill Hunting

D'ya want whip crame?
Ali Larter - Varsity Blues

 

[DNOMYAR_5791]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....And I'm all out of bubblegum..."

Rowdy Roddy Piper
"They Live"

 

[Mags]

from ROUNDERS

from ROUNDERS

Right after Matt Damon beat Teddy KGB :

"You feelin' satisfied now, Teddy? Cuz I can go on busting you up all night..."

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2

'Dog Will Hunt'

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[Fwizard]

"get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty ape..."

Charlton Heston-Planet of the apes

I guess I remember this because maybe some women have said the same to me in the past...

 

[Valuist]

"It goes to 11....its one louder"

Christopher Guest in Spinal Tap trying to explain to Rob Reiner why his amplifier is the loudest.

 

[Valuist]

One more "Meet the Parents" line:

"Just wait til you have a bunch of little fockers running around"

Robert DeNiro explaining to Ben Stiller his need for home surveillance.

 

[BahamaMama]

"Arthur"

the butler to (actually behind the back of) an extremely obnoxious and demanding Dudley Moore.....

"would you like me to wash your dick for you, too, sir?"