Best Movie Lines.............

[JT]

A couple come to mind...

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Lloyd Bridges in the classic, 'Airplane.'

"No God is not on our side because he hates idiots"
Blondie to Tuco Ramirez in 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

 

[gecko]

IMO the greatest movie line of all time, from"Cool Hand Luke":

What we have heeeere....is a faaaiiiilurrre.....to commuuunicate.

 

[ryson]

"I do belive we will have to redefine the nature of our acquaintance" ---------Val Kilmer aka Doc Holiday - Tombstone. Man Doc was a man I could relate to

 

[JT]

Or how about Doc's imfamous greeting to Johnny Ringo
"I'll be your huckleberry".

 

[taoist]

Doc Holiday....

Doc Holiday....

"Wyatt, I am rolling...."

 

[ryson]

Or how about Doc's imfamous greeting to Johnny Ringo
"I'll be your huckleberry".

JT,

that was number 2 - man I love that movie

 

[Nolan Dalla]

Favorites in no particular order:

"What we have here is failure to communiate." -- S. Martin to Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke 1967

"Coffee is for closers." -- Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) Note: Baldwin's 3 minute monologue might be the best snipet ever captured on film.

"There's two kinds of people in this world -- those with guns, and those who dig.......you dig." -- Clint Eastwood in The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1968)

"After it's over, after all the limbs have been blown off and all the bodies havebeen buried, NOTHING really changes." -- Marlon Brando talking about war in "The Young Lions" (1958)

"I didn't ask because it had nothing to do with BUSINESS!" -- Lee Stassburg in Goodfather II

"Some birds feathers are so colorful, they weren't meant ot be caged." -- Morgan Freeman in the Shawshank Redemption (1993)

"Do I amuse you? Is that what you're saying? You mean, like a clown?" -- Joe Pesci in Goodfellas (1990)

"You're an erand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill." Marlon Brando in Apocolypse Now (1979)

 

[Blitz]

"They brought their F@&King toys" Slapshot

 

[Blitz]

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Elwood Blues....."The Blues Brothers"

 

[Bluemound Freak]

FRIDAY

FRIDAY

SMOKE DOG!

"Craig, I know you don't smoke weed aiiight, But I'm gonna get you high today, Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and You Ain't Got Shit to DOOO!



Mr. Jones

How come everytime I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen, In the Godd@@@ Refrigerator Eating up all the FOOOOOD! All the collard greens, all the chitlins, all the hog balls!Now I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I like Pigs Feet!

Don't nobody go in the baffroom for about thirty five or forty five minutes, Somebody open up a window!


This list could go on for days, but I'm outta here for the rest of the day, I'm going to the Dollar Store A.K.A THE TITTY BARS!!!!

 

[yepitsme]

"OOOWwwwooOOOOooooo !" -Tarzan

 

[jigs]

"I came to this country with two things, my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."

Scarface

 

[Dragon]

Give me the keys ya cocksucka..

In english please...

Scuse me...

IN ENGLISH...

Give me the fukkin' keys ya cocksucka...what da fukkkkkk....

Usual Suspects


The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kinda fag?

Nah baby, you're money!

Swingers

 

[g-hawg]

"Killin' a man is a helluva thing, you take all he's got and all he'll ever have." Clint Eastwood in the "Unforgiven"

"Darlin I'll get enough sleep when I die". Sam Elliot in "Roadhouse"

 

[BrandonC21]

From AMERICAN PIE--

"Suck me, beautiful".. :kiss:

 

[TJBELL]

From My Cousin Vinny (one of my favorite movies of all time)

Vinny Gambini: "is it possible, the 2 utes...
the Judge: eh, the two what? uh, what was that word?
Vinny: uh, what word?
Judge: two what?
Vinny: WHAT?
Judge: uh, did you say utes?
Vinny: yeah, two utes!
Judge: what is a ute??
Vinny: oh, excuse me, you honor...TWO YOUTHS!

also the scene where Vinny first meets his nephews friend in the jail cell. (where he thinks vinny is going to buttphuck him. TOO FUNNY!!!)

Actually longer than 1 line but oh well

 

[Bama6895]

Short on time so i have not thought this out much nor have I looked to see if these have been mentioned:

"Did I hear a niner in there, were you talking on a walkie-talkie."
--------David Spade in Tommy Boy

"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug."
--------Chris Farley in Tommy Boy

"I have what doctors call a little bit of a "weight problem""
--------Chris Farley in Tommy Boy

"You just got knocked the f**k out"
--------Chris Tucker in Friday

 

[Eddie Haskell]

TJ Bell

TJ Bell

Not a line, but from My Cousin Vinny:

The stuttering, public defenders opening statment to the jury. Classically funny stuff.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles.

"Frau Bluecher" (sounds of horse neighing in backgroud)

Cloris Leachmann, Young Frankenstein.

 

[auspice]

Klaus Kinski.....the movie Android......"what we do for love is beyond good and evil"