(boys I Am Going Away For A While)
- Thread starter beantownjim
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I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS NOW...........
BEANTOWN enters the looney bin smelling of stale coronas and lobster from the night befor, he is wearing his plaid golf pants , t-shirt that reads.on the front "I GOT ROBBED BY CASCADE FOR $660 " :thefinger and on the back it reads " I HATE LESBIANS":moon: in one of his hands he is carrying a american flag yelling THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING....... When they search his belongings and open his suitcase , they will find 100 issues of playboy given to him by Dr. Strangelove, 100 zanax and a pink bunny suit supplied by the imfamous fletcher , a year supply of KY jelly, and a blow up doll who has the name gertie "lended" to him from petey of course................ amongst all of that,they find a 100 page diary that repeatedly reads I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK on each and every page........
The doctors are quite confused on which issue to start with :shrug:
1-stupidness
2-drunkeness
3-anger- related to the cascade robbery
4-his obsession with loster and coronas
5-racism
6-his pink bunny suit
7- the ky jelly,100 issues of playboy ,and the loaner blow up doll named gertie
8-or last but not least his chantings that last all day and night I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK PLEASE.......... PLEASE..............fire Nick Douglas and give me a job!!!!!!!!!!
BEANTOWN enters the looney bin smelling of stale coronas and lobster from the night befor, he is wearing his plaid golf pants , t-shirt that reads.on the front "I GOT ROBBED BY CASCADE FOR $660 " :thefinger and on the back it reads " I HATE LESBIANS":moon: in one of his hands he is carrying a american flag yelling THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING....... When they search his belongings and open his suitcase , they will find 100 issues of playboy given to him by Dr. Strangelove, 100 zanax and a pink bunny suit supplied by the imfamous fletcher , a year supply of KY jelly, and a blow up doll who has the name gertie "lended" to him from petey of course................ amongst all of that,they find a 100 page diary that repeatedly reads I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK on each and every page........
The doctors are quite confused on which issue to start with :shrug:
1-stupidness
2-drunkeness
3-anger- related to the cascade robbery
4-his obsession with loster and coronas
5-racism
6-his pink bunny suit
7- the ky jelly,100 issues of playboy ,and the loaner blow up doll named gertie
8-or last but not least his chantings that last all day and night I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK I LOVE MADJACK PLEASE.......... PLEASE..............fire Nick Douglas and give me a job!!!!!!!!!!
South Boston, Good Ole Southie, give me your address , I'll take the last bastion of heterosexual american culture off your hands, throwa few bucks to a battery operated designer from Ptown, put it on the market w/a nice big "rainbow warrior for sale" sign on it, hav em play some KD Lang at the open house and put a sign that Ellen Degeneres slept here. that sucker will pop at 20% over market, getting a comp won't be a problem as we all know they generally have plenty of cash for the downpayment 
after the sale and when you get out, I will gladly refund the 770, pay your dues at the club and as a bonus I'll take care of that cascade stain you still have. Biggest problem is gonna be getting the Chef boyardee and dinty moore stains off the floors and getting the plumbing to work again, LOL!!
after the sale and when you get out, I will gladly refund the 770, pay your dues at the club and as a bonus I'll take care of that cascade stain you still have. Biggest problem is gonna be getting the Chef boyardee and dinty moore stains off the floors and getting the plumbing to work again, LOL!!
almost forgot, you can keep the lighted "Last Supper" picture, you know the one w/Jesus in a scally cap, Bird , Mchale, Cousy and of course JFK by his sides all hoisting up a pint w/the chaser right by there sides, LOL!!
bean town jim -
I AM CHECKING MYSELF INTO THE MASSACHUSETTS MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL AT 8.AM SATURDAY MORNING .
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Get well soon !
KOD
I AM BACK BOYS THE STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS DOESNT HAVE ROOM TO LOCK UP ALL THE NUTS SO THEY GAVE ME SOME CALM DOWN PILLS AND FITTED ME WITH A NEW FOOTBALL HELMET.THEY SAID ANY TIME A LESBIAN OR A MINORITY GETS YOU UPSET PUT ON YOUR FOOTBALL HELMET AND HIT YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL THIS WILL TAKE MY MIND OFF OF THE SITUATION.I THINK THIS WILL HELP THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WHERE DO I PUT MY HELMET WHEN I GO TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I DONT THINK FOOTBALL HELMETS ARE ALLOWED.SERIOUSLY BOYS I WAS STARTING TO CALM DOWN WHEN I WAS BEING TAKEN HOME IN A VAN AND WE WERE DRIVING THROUGH A BLACK SECTION OF BOSTON DORCHESTER MASSACHUSETTS THEN IT HAPPENED I GOT PISSED OFF AGAIN I COULDNT CONTROL MYSELF SO I PUT ON MY FOOTBALL HELMET AND STARTED HITTING MY HEAD AS I WAS READING THIS SIGN I KID YOU NOT FELLAS THIS IS THE ACTUAL SIGN.
(YARD SALES TWODAY EVERETHING MUSS GO) BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I JUST TOLD THE DRIVER OF THE VAN I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE BRING ME BACK TO THE HOSPITAL ITS STARTING AGAIN.I KNOW I SHOULDNT LET LESBIANS AND MINORITIES BOTHER ME BUT IT DOES DID YOU SEE DUMBERTHAN MCNABB YESTERDAY WOW I HAD HIM IN A CONTEST HE HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST HUMAN BEING IN THE N.F.L. BESIDES KORDEL STEWART.
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING KORDEL STEWART,DUMBERTHAN MCNABB,MICHAEL VICK,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger ITS GOOD TO BE BACK BOYS HONEY WHERES MY RIDDELIN
(YARD SALES TWODAY EVERETHING MUSS GO) BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I JUST TOLD THE DRIVER OF THE VAN I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE BRING ME BACK TO THE HOSPITAL ITS STARTING AGAIN.I KNOW I SHOULDNT LET LESBIANS AND MINORITIES BOTHER ME BUT IT DOES DID YOU SEE DUMBERTHAN MCNABB YESTERDAY WOW I HAD HIM IN A CONTEST HE HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST HUMAN BEING IN THE N.F.L. BESIDES KORDEL STEWART.
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING KORDEL STEWART,DUMBERTHAN MCNABB,MICHAEL VICK,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger ITS GOOD TO BE BACK BOYS HONEY WHERES MY RIDDELIN
............................................beantownjim said:
your back all ready ya bastid ! No way your cured.
You was robbed bigger than the Cascade robbery affair.
Check your pockets.
KOD
