Before I jump on you here, wondering what specifically you are throwing out there demeaning lawyers for the activities you are complaining about. I'm not familiar with many of those types of lawyers, personally, maybe you have some specificity to complain about?
Interesting you label the fees lawyers charge in general as being insane. I know plenty of people that rail on attorneys for what they charge, but don't give a second thought to what they pay their doctors, surgeons, or say, their insurance agents for what they actually get out of what they spend. And of course no mention of what they pay for their schooling, for double the years of most careers, and are so important to people when they REALLY need them to bail them out of a jam.
Just curious as to your present aspersion here...