Yeah and what's this stupid bitcoin thing that came out?
Poor Siri, getting replaced by Genie.
I don't use an active one like its describing on my phone but I do use chatgpt like an assistant. Read this and give me a synopsis. shit like that.
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Here's a cleaned-up and more engaging version of Billy’s story:
I went to the bank, just one block away, at 5:10 PM. The sun was so bright that it wiped out the ATM screen, making it impossible to see where to click. I originally wanted to withdraw $150, but because of the $3.50 fee (twice!), I only got $40. Then I tried for $100, but I didn’t have enough funds—grrr!
I waited for the sun to go down a bit and used my coat to shield the screen. Finally, I was able to withdraw $80, leaving me with a balance of $18.76.
Then, I hit a big win on a slot machine—$222.27! Feeling lucky, I went to the craps table and bought in for $340—$200 in $25 chips, $120 in red, and $30 in white. I even tipped the dealers with a $1 bill. But suddenly, at 2:20 AM, they raised the table minimum to $25! Unbelievable!
I called them out on it: "You’ve got the guy on my left betting all in black chips, the guy next to him using all green, and other players at the end making huge bets with green and black. Why does it matter what I’m betting?"
Still, I won my bet on 6, colored up, and cashed out with $110 in red chips, exchanging them for $10 bills.
After that, I tried my luck on the slots again. The first one was a dud, but the second—Mammoth Power—was a jackpot! I played with the minimum $0.60 bet, hit free spins and retriggers, and ended up with 20 free spins. Three massive wins with multipliers—2x, 2x, 3x—gave me a $175 win in just 15 minutes.
I went back to the craps table and told them, "Thanks for chasing me away with your raised limits!" while showing them my winning slot ticket.
Called for a cab, and he arrived 10 minutes later. I went home with $520 cash in hand.
Not going today, but maybe Friday—but no way am I playing $15 minimum craps!
A long time ago, a lady told me never to play slots when the casino is quiet, like mid-week. She was right! But my wife prefers less crowded times since she likes playing specific machines. I told her, "Ever heard of patience?"
How many times have I stood at the craps table waiting for an opening for an hour? I always give my card and say, "Next spot, I’m in." One time, another guy got ahead of me on the other side, and I called it out. Then a little Black dude said, "That’s my cousin; I was holding that spot for him." The guy had shopping bags in his arms, so I wasn’t about to argue with a big young dude over a spot. I waited—10 minutes later, I got in.
That guy went broke fast. The table was cold—7 out after 7 out. Meanwhile, I picked my spots carefully, avoided high-risk bets like hardways and come bets, and won $175 in the first hour.
Played for four hours total, walked away $325 up, and even got meal comps and 160 rewards points. Huge win!
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Now can you do a recap in 12 sentences or less?
ChatGPT said:
I went to the bank at 5:10 PM, but the sun made the ATM screen unreadable. I wanted to withdraw $150 but, due to fees, only got $40, then later managed to get $80, leaving me with $18.76. I hit a $222.27 win on a slot machine and took my winnings to the craps table, buying in for $340. Suddenly, at 2:20 AM, the casino raised the table minimum to $25, even though high rollers were betting all around me. I won a bet on 6, cashed out $110 in red chips, and moved back to the slots. The first was a dud, but the second—Mammoth Power—hit big on a $0.60 bet, scoring $175 in 15 minutes.
I went back to craps, showed off my winning ticket, then called a cab and went home with $520 in cash. A lady once told me never to play slots mid-week—she was right, but my wife dislikes crowded casinos. At the craps table, I waited an hour for a spot and once had to let a guy’s cousin take his place instead of arguing. When I finally got in, the table was ice-cold, 7 outs everywhere, and the guy ahead of me went broke fast. I played smart, avoided risky bets, and walked away with $325 profit, meal comps, and 160 rewards points. Great night!