Damn!

[yyz]

To paraphrase Lloyd Bridges:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to shut off the computer!"

Yes, I had withdrawn from the cyber world, and the world of televison since last Wednesday, as a sort of "test". I come back to Jack's, and miss all the fun on the now defunct threads.......It sucks, indeed!

I must say, though...........After reading the first couple of post/replies, it was obvious that the record would keep "skipping", and I would read the same thing over, and over.

Thanks, Jack, for giving the juke box a kick, and getting those three songs to their ends!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Hi Y:

Missed ya. Don't worry, as long as I'm not banned, I will post again when one of you misanthropes gets out of line.

The voice of reason,
Eddie

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Eddie, Don't Take this the wrong way, and I don't won't to argue, I don't even want to discuss it! I just want to know why you always through in a little bit of a degrading adjective when you describe someone around here. Is it too much to ask just to say something without being like that! You don't have to call people names or insult people to get them to listen to you!

 

[yyz]

I can't imagine why anyone would want to be misanthropic, with the "love your fellow man" treatment that's been handed out lately.

Blue......I think you know the answer to your question.

 

[FUZZY NUTZ]

can you elaborate yyz?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Blue:

Sense of humor. When I am called a name by you, Felonious, Y, freeze or any of my other new best web friends, I laugh. If we all met someday, like in Vegas or something, I would hope that everyone would drink, gamble and get along.

Geez everyone is so sensitive. Furthermore, I would anticipate that the more exposure you guys have to me, the more enlightened you would become and give up your old ways. Heck, you guys will be voting democratic before you know it and pushing for parole for Aunt Andrea.

I hope you still don't want to beat me up.

Love,
Eddie

P.S. Y and I will continue to hate each other though. He is beyond redemption.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I mean every post, he has to use an adjective before someones name or whatever he calls them! Kinda like calling me uneducated, or ignorant, or mentaly challenged! I don't understand! Why would you do this unless you were trying to pick a fight! But Like I said I don't won't to argue or even discuss it just a logical, non degrading answer, what gives?

 

[FUZZY NUTZ]

Kinda like calling me uneducated, or ignorant, or mentaly challenged! I don't understand!

what the hell don't you understand? he is just f**kin with you. he isn't serious and if even if he is, who gives a shit you don't know him and it shouldn't matter what he says to you. dude, stop being such a pansy ass already.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I don't want to beat you up anymore, but if I could have gotten my hands on you Friday night, well I won't go there! But I aint changing my ways for no man! I might discuss hiding them for a woman for a day or two, you know so she never gets to see the real side of the Freak! But I just don't think using degrading tones before trying to make your point is gonna help out much around here. Every person in here is a gambler, and by default most gamblers are Proud of themselves, hell that's why we gamble we are so sure of ourselves! I think you would be a little better received if you would not use the precursors for statements!

Jason
"the trying to calm shit down around here guy!"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Blue:

To get a rise out of you. Cracks me up how people here take everything so seriously, especially personal attacks. Look, if you believe Andrea Yates should be placed in a woodchipper, fine. Do I think your kidding about the woodchipper........., ?....... yes.

If I make a joke about your graduating near the top of your class at Auburn, why the hell are you offended by that. Do I know you? Do I know anything about Auburn (other than they cost me a lot of $ this year), no.

Monk's signature about me not knowing what a Johnson was is hilarious. Your comment about me knot being able to spell is funny. Relax.

Eddie

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Fuzzy you fuhkin with me, I don't recall asking you a damn thing! I am about as far from pansy as you can get! And I don't get it, If someone started off there post directed at you with a racial slur you would be ready to come through the damn monitor! I'm just asking for a damn explanation becasue if he had not insulted me I would have never antagonized what happened on the weekend!


No hard feelings to anyone sorry for even coming around here today, Fuhk it! Yall can have this shit!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Exactly Fuzzy. Point of illustration. Look at my latest post under the favorite places to live in US thread?

Enjoy life, you scum sucking dweezil.
Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

My little subtle shot of humor in the above reply reminds me of a joke. Do you know what the "N" on the side of the Nebraska helmets stands for?

Eddie

 

[Felonious Monk]

Posted by FUZZY NUTZ:

what the hell don't you understand? he is just f**kin with you. he isn't serious and if even if he is, who gives a shit you don't know him and it shouldn't matter what he says to you. dude, stop being such a pansy ass already.

Man, you guys are right. I do need to relax more.

Hey FUZZY, suck my dihk bitch!

Ha Ha! You guys are great.

Just after reading this post I walked into my boss's office and flicked him off, chuckled, and then walked out.

 

[FUZZY NUTZ]

holla :moon:

 

[wareagle]

FUZ, do ya know anything about the chicken ranch?

 

[fatdaddycool]

Hey Eddie,

Hey Eddie,

I think you have Freak and I confused, it was I who suggested the woodchipper, and I that pointed out your spelling errors. I am not trying to take away anything from Freak as he slung some very good wood your way that day also, just give credit where credit is due

Furthermore, I really wasn't kidding about the wood chipper

I have voted straight Democrat for the last two elections, my wife is anti-death penalty also....I am not sure why because she is certainly killing me slowly

I also believe I acknowledged the fact that you were funny, or silver tongued, which is I believe an admirable trait. I would like to believe that everyone in this forum cools off eventually and level heads prevail, but at times people see red when you begin a post calling them morons and such, much like when I said to "pull your mother off the drunken panhandler that gave her her last fix", may have been a little too caustic and for that I apologize......but in all honesty when you repeated it to me in a later post I had forgotten that I wrote it and I did chuckle , but ...well...thats just me.

Don't know what the deal with Nutz is:shrug:

 

[FUZZY NUTZ]

sorry man i don't know much about it. give it a shot though because it is pretty cool. one of those once in a lifetime type of things. i would tell you more but i don't want to offend the ladies in the house.

 

[yyz]

P.S. Y and I will continue to hate each other though. He is beyond redemption.

Let's try to keep a thread "unlocked", okay E?

I don't hate you, either. Never said that I did. You placed that hat on your own head, so don't speak for me, please. Because I hold differing views from someone, does not mean I hate them, and I would certainly hope that I would be afforded the same respect, in return.

Your "hatred" for me stems from what?

I could do the verbal "thrust and perry" with people all day long, but it gets boring when it's the same old hacked over shit. I love to argue with people who have a rational point to offer.......often, that is not the case offered.

I must assume that your hatred, and calling me "beyond redemption" are the results of a festering sourness over not being able to get the best of me in an intelectual forum.

Again, I don't hate you, but I do share the sentiment of most of the board, in that you are too abrasive, and lack common skills associated with the fundimentals of carrying on a conversation. You remind me of some of the many panelists whom you see on televison "point/counterpoint" shows, who are constantly arguing and yelling over each other, instead of talking to each other, and hearing out one another's points. It gets old really fast, and leaves your nose open. I can't imagine how much more effective you would be, if you talked to us, instead of screamed at us, with your keyboard.

Now, you can choose to respond or not. (Based on past track records, you will respond) I know that you have the capacity to respond with civil, well thought remarks, rather than what we have seen far too much of, lately, so please do so.

--In yyz We Trust

 

[DNOMYAR_5791]

Eddie

Eddie

"My little subtle shot of humor in the above reply reminds me of a joke. Do you know what the "N" on the side of the Nebraska helmets stands for?

Eddie"

That was so funny I almost fell off of my chair. Let me guess, you are either an Iowa or Ohio State fan.