Damn!

[Eddie Haskell]

Dynomar:

That was not intended to be the answer but, when read that way, it is rather humorous.

Punchline of course is: Knowledge"

UC Bearcat fan. Don't care at all about Iowa. Rather neutral on the buckeyes.

Y;

Once again that arrogant tone of yours. God, i did miss you. Do you have a sense of humor? Are you a spin doctor or what. You need therapy.

I've changed therapists since Dr. Wasoof wasn't getting the job done. Paying too much for Prozac and lithium. Got a new therapist. Name is Richard Johnson, M.D. His nickname is "ditto".
Shall I see if he has an opening for you?

Don't really care if you think I'm abrasive. I can say the same thing about those who portray all lawyers as manipulative and greasing the palms of some judge. Kinda abrasive don't ya think.

You know one of the most irritating things about you is the condescending way you post. Lets not get locked up, didn't get the best of you, talk to us dont scream at us, etc. This posturing and positioning is what makes you most irritating.

Take deep breaths, relax, y, realize I was defending the civil justice system with in kind, insults to the attackers. Don't posture and position. Don't try to put me on the defensive and we will get along.

Love,
Eddie

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

Sorry I did confuse you and Blue. I want to make sure that I insult and demean the correct people. Like I said earlier, no problem with the mom stuff. I only brought it up to make you feel like you crossed the line with bringing mothers into it.

See I am a devious, little slime ball lawyer who is manipulating you guys. I don't expect you guys are going to go out and start hugging trees. I just wanted to defend my profession and express an opposing viewpoint.

My response was a reaction to what I do perceive, as Y correctly points out, this boards majority view on this subject. I would venture to guess, that many of the contributors to this board are conservative, republicans, pro-death penalty, christian, etc.

To this group, in general, lawyers and the civil justive system are easy targets. Do I get along with the aforementioned groups. Yeah. Do I like to push there buttons, yeah. As I stated earlier, guys its only words on a computer screen.

As a recovering pedophile, I see the value in the treatment of mentally ill people. Now I have to go to the favorites section of my computer and pull up several kiddy porn sites. You see I have this urge right now as I'm typing this with my left hand only.

Oh........oh God.........oh.............oh...............anyone got a tissue.

Peace,
Eddie

 

[DNOMYAR_5791]

Eddie, I am well schooled as to what that punchline means. I guess it was funny the first time I heard it but when I was a student there at NU 94-96 it kinda got old when going to opponents home fields and then listening to people guffaw about it whenever they could.

I guess I should not be offened as NU is not my "real" Alma Matter but I still bleed NU red as I was raised there.

Can Cincy continue to grow on their recent success?

Take Care

 

[nighthorse]

Gee, Eddie.......that recoving pedophile thing doesn't sound like it's coming along so good. Have you considered castration?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Sorry Dynomar:

Sometimes I don't know if a joke is an old one. Heard that sometime last year and I thought it was funny. Nebraksa guy told me.

Since Huggins is staying, yes. UC basketball is Bob Huggins. If he left the program surely would take a nosedive. I'm still worried about the NBA callin this summer with those huge dollars.

Todays local paper said its not the money. He apparently really, really wants to win the national championship.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thats ironic night horse. Felly mon, y, blue, fat, and mr. christo suggested that same remedy earlier. I'll ask Dr. Johnson if he can take care of that for me.

Eddie

 

[Blitz]

What's the only thing worse than a Lawyer??



A Lawyer who is also a Liberal Democrat!!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Oh boy:

Now we have some cabinet maker from New Hampshire chiming in. Does any one know anything about New Hampshire other than they have the first primary every 4 years. Ive got one for you blitz. You know whats worse than a liberal democratice lawyer? A conservative dolt from some zero state like New Hampshire. Hell, I want the old Hampshire back.

Eddie

 

[FUZZY NUTZ]

Hell, I want the old Hampshire back.

eddie, you've hit a new all time low here. you want the old hampshire back? c'mon man, even you can do better than that.