does anyone here like

[spartan]

I have read that you inject the watermelon with rum or vodka

how do you get it to disperse through the whole melon ?

You puncture a hole at the top of the watermelon and insert the liquor of your choice, it soaks it up.
Mind you it wont take the whole bottle so don't get crazy :toast:

 

[Jabberwocky]

it's nice to see something positive come out of blockhead's race bating thread.

 

[Woodson]

A few years back I was vacationing with my wife's entire family north of Georgetown in S. Carolina.

I'd hit it off with her uncle immediately and we concocted a couple beach treats. One of them being a spiked watermelon.

I'd taken a watermelon cut a hole and poured some vodka, triple sec, and rum into it. Buried it in the sand with a bag of ice and dug it up towards the end of the day.

Having forgotten cups for the entire crowd I nonchalantly walked up to the beach house after uncovering the melon.

When I returned a half an hour later, everyone had taken the liberty of cutting a piece or two of the watermelon unbeknownst it was spiiked.

Her grandmother was screaming "Bry-an! Bry-an! This is the best watermel-on I have ever tasted in a Southern Tennessean drawl."

Looking around I noticed my wife's youngest female cousin who was probably varsity at the time swaying as she froliced in the waves holding a piece of melon...

Her uncle looked at me and said "if those waves don't take off that girl's top, your watermelon sure will..."

we clanked our beers and laughed the remainder of the day...

 

[spartan]

it's nice to see something positive come out of blockhead's race bating thread.

Here's to Martin Luther King Jr. Day on monday it's a union holiday :toast:

 

[vinnie]

how about rum :00hour

nope we used grain :SIB

 

[spartan]

A few years back I was vacationing with my wife's entire family north of Georgetown in S. Carolina.

I'd hit it off with her uncle immediately and we concocted a couple beach treats. One of them being a spiked watermelon.

I'd taken a watermelon cut a hole and poured some vodka, triple sec, and rum into it. Buried it in the sand with a bag of ice and dug it up towards the end of the day.

Having forgotten cups for the entire crowd I nonchalantly walked up to the beach house after uncovering the melon.

When I returned a half an hour later, everyone had taken the liberty of cutting a piece or two of the watermelon unbeknownst it was spiiked.

Her grandmother was screaming "Bry-an! Bry-an! This is the best watermel-on I have ever tasted in a Southern Tennessean drawl."

Looking around I noticed my wife's youngest female cousin who was probably varsity at the time swaying as she froliced in the waves holding a piece of melon...

Her uncle looked at me and said "if those waves don't take off that girl's top, your watermelon sure will..."

we clanked our beers and laughed the remainder of the day...

Fucking woodson knows what's it all about :00hour

 

[The Judge]

it's nice to see something positive come out of blockhead's race bating thread.

Exactly.

I'm fucking sick of Ray's shit.

 

[PaSprint]

Exactly.

I'm fucking sick of Ray's shit.

I am amazed how such things stir some of you up. If the local supermarket has a sign out for a watermelon sale, do you run to the manager and call foul? What really is the point of debating something that you have no chance of winning? Ray is Ray and accept it. I must admit.... I really do get a kick out if the :violin: around here.

 

[Axle]

watermelons:142smilie

OK, here is THE QUESTION:

When at the Market, how do you know you have picked/selected a good one? (What do you look for to get a good one?)

Is that two questions.....:mj07:

 

[PaSprint]

OK, here is THE QUESTION:

When at the Market, how do you know you have picked/selected a good one? (What do you look for to get a good one?)

Is that two questions.....:mj07:

When you tap on the melon and it has a "hollow" sound, that is a good one!

 

[shawn555]

I am amazed how such things stir some of you up. If the local supermarket has a sign out for a watermelon sale, do you run to the manager and call foul? What really is the point of debating something that you have no chance of winning? Ray is Ray and accept it. I must admit.... I really do get a kick out if the :violin: around here.

Are you really comparing Rays obvious race baiting comments to the watermelon section of your grocery store?

 

[PaSprint]

Are you really comparing Rays obvious race baiting comments to the watermelon section of your grocery store?[/QUOTE



wa?ter?mel?on (w?tr-mln, wtr-) KEY

NOUN:

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

So... everytime you hear the word "watermelon" you immediately think it is a racial slur directed against the african americans?

Let's try another scenerio.... say you are at Walmart.... looking at the towels. You comment to your wife (if you have one), "There are some ugly ass towels there"
It just so happens an Arabic woman is passing by and overhears you..... and she immediately begins weeping. Would this bother you? Just askin?

 

[hedgehog]

I don't like watermelons:shrug:

 

[The Judge]

I don't like watermelons:shrug:

Imagine that . . . .

 

[shawn555]

Are you really comparing Rays obvious race baiting comments to the watermelon section of your grocery store?[/QUOTE



wa?ter?mel?on (w?tr-mln, wtr-) KEY

NOUN:

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

So... everytime you hear the word "watermelon" you immediately think it is a racial slur directed against the african americans?

Let's try another scenerio.... say you are at Walmart.... looking at the towels. You comment to your wife (if you have one), "There are some ugly ass towels there"
It just so happens an Arabic woman is passing by and overhears you..... and she immediately begins weeping. Would this bother you? Just askin?

Ok genius.

Why is ray starting this thread?

Whats his fucking point behind this?

If you think its not completely about race you are nuts.

Its not the words its the context in which you use them.

 

[shawn555]

I am looking at the person using the word an realizing he is a stupid fuck and is using the word in a negative way.

 

[hedgehog]

Imagine that . . . .

:shrug: never liked them, too grainy for me

 

[The Judge]

:shrug: never liked them, too grainy for me

Ahhh, OK that explains it.

 

[Skulnik]

Bought 3 seedless watermelons last summer, all three were crap, no flavor at all'

 

[PaSprint]

Ok genius.

Why is ray starting this thread?

Whats his fucking point behind this?

If you think its not completely about race you are nuts.

Its not the words its the context in which you use them.

Shawn is obvious that threads like this burn you to the core (as well as a number of other members here)
Why? Why fuel the fire?
Good lord..... I hope when my Grandmother is playing bingo this weekend and yells BINGO there arent any Indians or Pakisanis present!