I'm an amateur to this guy....
So, let me get this straight: I should be ashamed of my parents, and strive to not be like them.
Like the parents that built the highways that your brand new cars drive on, or the internet that you use every single day of your life for everything you do now? Or the parents that fought in the previous wars to give us our freedom? Or how about the parents that held values such as God family and country above all else and made this this the most prosperous nation in the world?
But yet you piece of shit pirate ass raping insurance fuck holes, want to make a fucking commercial that basically tells me my parents are pieces of shit, and I should strive not to be them. Really?
Where's my fucking insurance for the fucking mind raping that you're doing every day to all the fucking imbecile sheeple that gobble up all your fucking cum, like some fucking starving crack whore on fucking Hollywood boulevard?
And then, you have all these fucking retards and fucking bots on YouTube, saying how much they love this fucking piece of shit commercial, as if it was some fucking new piss drinking, dog fucking top 40 soggy saltine boy band that's already fucking brain dead from all the ass raping hollywood gave em.
What in the fuck are you even selling you 'worthless fuckin piece of shit all that's wrong with world eye raping, maggot ridden, corpse fucking insurance company?
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
Fuck you! And the horse your rode in on!!